Published by Lois Lame, SALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 12/7/2010
Post: 1,250
Sixty-nine years ago on this date (December 7th), America was attacked at Pearl Harbor Naval Base, Hawaii by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan. Over 2,400 Americans lost their lives in the sneak attack. The very next day (December 8th), President Franklin Delano Roosevelt addressed a joint session of the United States Congress. His speech that day will be forever remembered and recounted.
Here is the full authenticated text of President Roosevelt's speech on that day:
Mr. Vice President, Mr. Speaker, Members of the Senate, and of the House of Representatives:
Yesterday, December 7th, 1941 -- a date which will live in infamy -- the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan.
The United States was at peace with that nation and, at the solicitation of Japan, was still in conversation with its government and its emperor looking toward the maintenance of peace in the Pacific.
Indeed, one hour after Japanese air squadrons had commenced bombing in the American island of Oahu, the Japanese ambassador to the United States and his colleague delivered to our Secretary of State a formal reply to a recent American message. And while this reply stated that it seemed useless to continue the existing diplomatic negotiations, it contained no threat or hint of war or of armed attack.
It will be recorded that the distance of Hawaii from Japan makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time, the Japanese government has deliberately sought to deceive the United States by false statements and expressions of hope for continued peace.
The attack yesterday on the Hawaiian islands has caused severe damage to American naval and military forces. I regret to tell you that very many American lives have been lost. In addition, American ships have been reported torpedoed on the high seas between San Francisco and Honolulu.
Yesterday, the Japanese government also launched an attack against Malaya.
Last night, Japanese forces attacked Hong Kong.
Last night, Japanese forces attacked Guam.
Last night, Japanese forces attacked the Philippine Islands.
Last night, the Japanese attacked Wake Island.
And this morning, the Japanese attacked Midway Island.
Japan has, therefore, undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout the Pacific area. The facts of yesterday and today speak for themselves. The people of the United States have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and safety of our nation.
As commander in chief of the Army and Navy, I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense. But always will our whole nation remember the character of the onslaught against us.
No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, the American people in their righteous might will win through to absolute victory.
I believe that I interpret the will of the Congress and of the people when I assert that we will not only defend ourselves to the uttermost, but will make it very certain that this form of treachery shall never again endanger us.
Hostilities exist. There is no blinking at the fact that our people, our territory, and our interests are in grave danger.
With confidence in our armed forces, with the unbounding determination of our people, we will gain the inevitable triumph -- so help us God.
I ask that the Congress declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by Japan on Sunday, December 7th, 1941, a state of war has existed between the United States and the Japanese empire.
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Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Quote Of The Day - Tuesday, 12/7/2010
Bible Verse Of The Day - Tuesday, 12/7/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 12/7/2010
Post: 1,249
My people have committed two sins: They have forsaken me, the spring of living water, and have dug their own cisterns, broken cisterns that cannot hold water. – Jeremiah 2:13
This passage in Jeremiah mirrors the story in the Garden of Eden. Once again, mankind doesn’t want the tree of life, but they wanted their own version of the knowledge of good and evil with disastrous results. The first sin of forsaking the Lord means that we have to create an alternate solution for our needs. So we create our own cisterns to hold water, but our own creations can create new complexities. Do you feel that your life is too complex? Ask the Lord about this in prayer. Don’t be surprised if you find some self-made solutions that need to be dismantled in order to come back to the living water.
Today’s commentary by Dave Whitehead, Senior Pastor, GraceNYC.org
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Date: 12/7/2010
Post: 1,249
My people have committed two sins: They have forsaken me, the spring of living water, and have dug their own cisterns, broken cisterns that cannot hold water. – Jeremiah 2:13
This passage in Jeremiah mirrors the story in the Garden of Eden. Once again, mankind doesn’t want the tree of life, but they wanted their own version of the knowledge of good and evil with disastrous results. The first sin of forsaking the Lord means that we have to create an alternate solution for our needs. So we create our own cisterns to hold water, but our own creations can create new complexities. Do you feel that your life is too complex? Ask the Lord about this in prayer. Don’t be surprised if you find some self-made solutions that need to be dismantled in order to come back to the living water.
Today’s commentary by Dave Whitehead, Senior Pastor, GraceNYC.org
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Letter To The Editor - Richard Smoker speaks out regarding recent decisions and actions by Presiding Commissioner Ron Jost
Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor
Date: 12/7/2010
Post: 1,248
Hermann Hearsay received an email from Richard Smoker of Hermann late on Monday night. Smoker is a regular reader and commenter.
Publisher's Notice/Full Disclosure: Mr. Richard Smoker has been a long-time FREE subscriber to Hermann Hearsay. Mr. Smoker has no beneficial ownership stake in Hermann Hearsay. Furthermore, Mr. Smoker has no current or past employment relationship with Hermann Hearsay. And in addition to all of the foregoing disclosures, be advised that Mr. Smoker is not related in anyway to any member of Hermann Hearsay ownership, management or staff. And if these disclosures in and of themselves were not enough, it should also be noted that Mr. Smoker has never purchased a lunch or an intoxicating adult beverage for any member of Hermann Hearsay ownership, management, or staff. In other words, we here at Hermann Hearsay barely know Mr. Smoker. It must be plainly understood that Mr. Smoker speaks entirely for himself in his "Letter to the Letter".
Disclaimer: The views expressed in Hermann Hearsay "Letters to the Editor" and/or Hermann Hearsay forums or other reader comments are not necessarily those of the ownership, management and/or staff of HermannHearsay.blogspot.com. We publish this particular "Letter to the Editor" knowing full well that some of our readers will disagree with the content of the letter. Opposing viewpoints are welcomed and encouraged.
That said, here is Mr. Smoker's letter .....
Dear Mr. Oldsun,
I want to formally express my sincere personal gratitude for the service you provide as Editor of Hermann Hearsay. I feel you work hard to serve your readers, and you have always been willing to publish letters from your readers as well as their daily comments.
During the course of the past several weeks, I have discussed with you my concerns about the way Presiding Commissioner Ron Jost has handled the shameless requests (demands) by current Southern District Associate Commissioner Jerry Laimore and former Northern District Associate Commissioner Max Aubuchon for the county to reimburse legal expenses which they incurred as a consequence of defending themselves in the so-called "salary overpayment" lawsuit.
To reiterate my concerns and considered viewpoints for the benefit of your readers .....
I shudder to think where this situation may lead. The Presiding Commissioner has acted hastily and without proper legal authority to make payments to his buddies. This MUST NOT and WILL NOT be allowed to stand!
Respectfully,
Richard Smoker
Hermann, MO
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Date: 12/7/2010
Post: 1,248
Hermann Hearsay received an email from Richard Smoker of Hermann late on Monday night. Smoker is a regular reader and commenter.
Publisher's Notice/Full Disclosure: Mr. Richard Smoker has been a long-time FREE subscriber to Hermann Hearsay. Mr. Smoker has no beneficial ownership stake in Hermann Hearsay. Furthermore, Mr. Smoker has no current or past employment relationship with Hermann Hearsay. And in addition to all of the foregoing disclosures, be advised that Mr. Smoker is not related in anyway to any member of Hermann Hearsay ownership, management or staff. And if these disclosures in and of themselves were not enough, it should also be noted that Mr. Smoker has never purchased a lunch or an intoxicating adult beverage for any member of Hermann Hearsay ownership, management, or staff. In other words, we here at Hermann Hearsay barely know Mr. Smoker. It must be plainly understood that Mr. Smoker speaks entirely for himself in his "Letter to the Letter".
Disclaimer: The views expressed in Hermann Hearsay "Letters to the Editor" and/or Hermann Hearsay forums or other reader comments are not necessarily those of the ownership, management and/or staff of HermannHearsay.blogspot.com. We publish this particular "Letter to the Editor" knowing full well that some of our readers will disagree with the content of the letter. Opposing viewpoints are welcomed and encouraged.
That said, here is Mr. Smoker's letter .....
Dear Mr. Oldsun,
I want to formally express my sincere personal gratitude for the service you provide as Editor of Hermann Hearsay. I feel you work hard to serve your readers, and you have always been willing to publish letters from your readers as well as their daily comments.
During the course of the past several weeks, I have discussed with you my concerns about the way Presiding Commissioner Ron Jost has handled the shameless requests (demands) by current Southern District Associate Commissioner Jerry Laimore and former Northern District Associate Commissioner Max Aubuchon for the county to reimburse legal expenses which they incurred as a consequence of defending themselves in the so-called "salary overpayment" lawsuit.
To reiterate my concerns and considered viewpoints for the benefit of your readers .....
- Presiding Commissioner Jost has decided to reimburse the attorney fees and legal expenses which Messrs. Lairmore and Aubuchon have submitted. I understand that the sum total which Jost intends to reimburse Lairmore and Aubuchon is in excess of $52,000. I have no idea whether these bills have been closely audited, authenticated or verified in any way. I just know that this is sum total of their requests.
- The county can ill afford to pay out this amount of money for attorney fees and legal expenses which these two individuals incurred because of their stubborn and arrogant refusal to return back to the county "salary overpayments" which were made to them and subsequently deemed "unconstitutional" by the Missouri Supreme Court. My understanding is that they were asked to make partial repayment when the mistake was first discovered and that they refused to do so.
- Former Associate Circuit Judge Cynthia Eckelcamp issued her final ruling and court order on the "salary overpayment" case after her initial ruling was reversed by the Missouri Eastern District Court of Appeals on a legal technicality as opposed to the merits of the case. The legal technicality was that the "statute of limitations" had been exceeded. It is my understanding that, in her final ruling, Judge Eckelkamp ordered that all parties pay their own legal expenses, court costs and attorney fees. She did not provide for any provision that these expenses might be reimbursed to Lairmore and Aubuchon by Gasconade County or by Santa Claus.
- In authorizing the payment of these legal bills, Presiding Commissioner Jost acted unilaterally, and I believe in direct violation of RSMo 49.220. There was no 2/3 majority vote by the County Commission to authorize such payment as is normally required by Missouri statute. Commissioner Lairmore was forced to abstain from the vote, because he obviously has a materially and beneficial interest in the outcome of the vote. Commissioner Matt Penning also abstained from the vote on advice of his attorney, presumably for the reason that he also had an interest in the "salary overpayment' lawsuit, being one of the listed plaintiffs in the original complaint against Messrs. Lairmore and Aubuchon.
- During this past week's County Commission Meeting which was held at the Owensville City Hall on 12/2/2010, Presiding Commissioner Jost signed reimbursement checks for a portion of the legal bills presented to him by Messrs. Lairmore and Aubuchon. In this meeting, Commissioner Penning again appropriately went on record as "abstaining" from the vote to authorize payment of the legal bills. In response, Presiding Commissioner Jost stated that he was authorizing the payments entirely on his own and that he was signing the checks to Messrs. Lairmore and Aubuchon. Presiding Commissioner Jost cited RSMo 49.070 as his legal authority to act on his own in making the payments. I have read this statute, and I have discussed it with other people. None of us believe that this statute applies in this situation. We believe that Presiding Commissioner Jost has acted unilaterally and without proper legal authority. Whoever advised Jost in this matter, and I believe it was Attorney Ivan Schraeder of Camdenton, is either incompetent or incapable of objective impartiality. Furthermore, it is not clear to me that Mr. Schraeder's legal services were properly engaged by the County Commission. My understanding is that you Commissioner Penning did not participate in a vote on this matter during an open and public meeting of the County Commission. Therefore, I believe that Schraeder's services have been illegally contracted for by Gasconade County. I should think this would be a point of great concern for the Prosecuting Attorney of Gasconade County.
- By and through her direct involvement in preparing the county checks for the Presiding Commissioner's signature and subsequently transmitting said county checks to Lairmore and Aubuchon, I believe that County Clerk Lesa Lietzow may now also be complicit in this illegal act of issuing and transmitting payment from county funds to Messrs. Lairmore and Aubuchon without a proper and legal vote of authorization by the County Commission. Again, I refer you to RSMo 49.220.
I shudder to think where this situation may lead. The Presiding Commissioner has acted hastily and without proper legal authority to make payments to his buddies. This MUST NOT and WILL NOT be allowed to stand!
Respectfully,
Richard Smoker
Hermann, MO
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Monday, December 6, 2010
Late Night Mood Music - Monday night, 12/6/2010
Published by Dick Schaefer, Award-winning, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer; Amateur Investigative Blogger; Aspiring Photo-Journalist; and Missouri Tiger Fan
Date: 12/6/2010
Post: 1,247
Here is Elvis singing "Blue Christmas" .....
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Date: 12/6/2010
Post: 1,247
Here is Elvis singing "Blue Christmas" .....
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Riddle Of The Day - Monday, 12/6/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 12/6/2010
Post: 1,246
Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
(For Answer, see Comment Section.)
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Date: 12/6/2010
Post: 1,246
Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
(For Answer, see Comment Section.)
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Song Of The Day - Monday, 12/5/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 12/6/2010
Post: 1.245
Mariah Carey's rendition of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" .....
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Date: 12/6/2010
Post: 1.245
Mariah Carey's rendition of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" .....
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Photo Of The Day - Monday, 12/6/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 12/6/2010
Post: 1,244
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Date: 12/6/2010
Post: 1,244
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Battocletti's Bake Shoppe Market Street Hermann, MO 11/10/2010 Photo by Dick Schaefer (Hermann Hearsay). Copyright protected. All rights reserved. |
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Laugh Of The Day - Monday, 12/6/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 12/6/2010
Post: 1,243
For the "dullards" lurking amongst our readership who haven't understood ..... er uh that would be you "Jeffy Pooh", "Hanksta" and "Madman" ..... the previous posting (i.e. Post # 1,242) constitutes our "Laugh Of The Day".
Let me help you out, "Jeffy Pooh", "Hanksta" and "Madman". There are many TYPES of HUMOR. Copied and pasted hereinbelow is a complete list of all the various TYPES of HUMOR. Which type or types of HUMOR have we employed in Post # 1,242? See if you can guess!
Different Types of Verbal & Written Humor
Adviser: the comic adviser gives uncalled for advice in a Punch prototype. Ex: Advice to people who want to buy a puppy: Don't.
Anecdotes: any interesting event, either having to do with a celebrity or something smaller, that helps the humorist make a point. Anecdotes are great for the speaker and writer.
Aside: a thought added as if something the speaker was saying reminded him of it.
Banter: good-natured teasing back and forth; exchange of witty remarks.
Blendword: blending two or three words to make a new word. Ex: smog for smoke and fog.
Blue Humor: not appropriate for the public speaker. Humor based on easily offensive subjects like making love, body parts, and bodily functions.
Blunder: wit based on a person who makes a mistake, which makes them appear foolish.
Bull: a humorous statement that is based on an outrageous contradiction. Ex: "The best people have never had kids."
Burlesque: a form of satire. Burlesque ridicules any basic style of speech or writing. (Parody makes fun of specific writings.)
Caricature: exaggeration of a person’s mental, physical, or personality traits, in wisecrack form.
Catch Tale: a funny story that messes up the reader or listener by implying an awful ending but then stopping with a small declaration.
Conundrum: a word puzzle that can’t be solved because the answer is a pun. Ex: why do cows wear bells? Their horns don’t work.
Epigram: clever, short saying about a general group. Mostly satire about mankind. Two types, wordplay and thought play.
Exaggerism: an exaggerated witticism that overstates the features, defects, or the strangeness of someone or something.
Freudian Slip: a funny statement which seems to just pop out, but which actually comes from the person’s subconscious thoughts.
Hyperbole: extreme exaggeration.
Irony: a leading part of humor. Irony is using words to express something completely different from the literal meaning. Usually, someone says the opposite of what they mean and the listener believes the opposite of what they said.
Joke: short story ending with a funny climactic twist.
Nonsensism: inclusive of the epigram and the wisecrack, it is any kind of funny nonsense in speaking form. Nonsensism includes all kinds of absurdity without realistic logic and makes a general observation of absurd reference.
Parody: humorous version of any well-known writing. Ex: Weird Al Yankovic’s "Pretty Fly for a Rabbi".
Practical Joke: a joke put into action. You hear an oral joke, sees a printed joke, and feel the practical joke. The trick is played on another person and the humor comes from what happens.
Recovery: a combination of blunder and wit, where a person makes an error, and then saves himself with a fast correction.
Repartee: includes clever replies and retorts. The most common form is the insult.
Satire: wit that is critical humor. Satire is sarcasm that makes fun of something.
Situational Humor: this is comedy that comes from your own life. No one in your audience will have heard it and it can get a group used to you. This type of humor is based on a humorous situation that you have experienced.
Switching: a common form of switching is changing the main parts of the story, such as the setup or the punch line, and creating a new joke.
Understatement: making something that is regular or large seem extremely smaller or less. Intentionally down- sizing a large object.
Wisecrack: any clever remark about a particular person or thing. Wisecracks are quick wordplays about a person.
Wit: humor, irony, sarcasm, satire, repartee. Wit is funny because of the sudden sharpness and quick perception. Wit can bite. Verbal wit is a type of humor known as Wordplay.
* References: L. Audrieth, Anthony "The Art of Using Humor in Public Speaking" 1998.
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Date: 12/6/2010
Post: 1,243
For the "dullards" lurking amongst our readership who haven't understood ..... er uh that would be you "Jeffy Pooh", "Hanksta" and "Madman" ..... the previous posting (i.e. Post # 1,242) constitutes our "Laugh Of The Day".
Let me help you out, "Jeffy Pooh", "Hanksta" and "Madman". There are many TYPES of HUMOR. Copied and pasted hereinbelow is a complete list of all the various TYPES of HUMOR. Which type or types of HUMOR have we employed in Post # 1,242? See if you can guess!
Different Types of Verbal & Written Humor
Adviser: the comic adviser gives uncalled for advice in a Punch prototype. Ex: Advice to people who want to buy a puppy: Don't.
Anecdotes: any interesting event, either having to do with a celebrity or something smaller, that helps the humorist make a point. Anecdotes are great for the speaker and writer.
Aside: a thought added as if something the speaker was saying reminded him of it.
Banter: good-natured teasing back and forth; exchange of witty remarks.
Blendword: blending two or three words to make a new word. Ex: smog for smoke and fog.
Blue Humor: not appropriate for the public speaker. Humor based on easily offensive subjects like making love, body parts, and bodily functions.
Blunder: wit based on a person who makes a mistake, which makes them appear foolish.
Bull: a humorous statement that is based on an outrageous contradiction. Ex: "The best people have never had kids."
Burlesque: a form of satire. Burlesque ridicules any basic style of speech or writing. (Parody makes fun of specific writings.)
Caricature: exaggeration of a person’s mental, physical, or personality traits, in wisecrack form.
Catch Tale: a funny story that messes up the reader or listener by implying an awful ending but then stopping with a small declaration.
Conundrum: a word puzzle that can’t be solved because the answer is a pun. Ex: why do cows wear bells? Their horns don’t work.
Epigram: clever, short saying about a general group. Mostly satire about mankind. Two types, wordplay and thought play.
Exaggerism: an exaggerated witticism that overstates the features, defects, or the strangeness of someone or something.
Freudian Slip: a funny statement which seems to just pop out, but which actually comes from the person’s subconscious thoughts.
Hyperbole: extreme exaggeration.
Irony: a leading part of humor. Irony is using words to express something completely different from the literal meaning. Usually, someone says the opposite of what they mean and the listener believes the opposite of what they said.
Joke: short story ending with a funny climactic twist.
Nonsensism: inclusive of the epigram and the wisecrack, it is any kind of funny nonsense in speaking form. Nonsensism includes all kinds of absurdity without realistic logic and makes a general observation of absurd reference.
Parody: humorous version of any well-known writing. Ex: Weird Al Yankovic’s "Pretty Fly for a Rabbi".
Practical Joke: a joke put into action. You hear an oral joke, sees a printed joke, and feel the practical joke. The trick is played on another person and the humor comes from what happens.
Recovery: a combination of blunder and wit, where a person makes an error, and then saves himself with a fast correction.
Repartee: includes clever replies and retorts. The most common form is the insult.
Satire: wit that is critical humor. Satire is sarcasm that makes fun of something.
Situational Humor: this is comedy that comes from your own life. No one in your audience will have heard it and it can get a group used to you. This type of humor is based on a humorous situation that you have experienced.
Switching: a common form of switching is changing the main parts of the story, such as the setup or the punch line, and creating a new joke.
Understatement: making something that is regular or large seem extremely smaller or less. Intentionally down- sizing a large object.
Wisecrack: any clever remark about a particular person or thing. Wisecracks are quick wordplays about a person.
Wit: humor, irony, sarcasm, satire, repartee. Wit is funny because of the sudden sharpness and quick perception. Wit can bite. Verbal wit is a type of humor known as Wordplay.
* References: L. Audrieth, Anthony "The Art of Using Humor in Public Speaking" 1998.
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Letter To The Editor - Yosemite Sam Rips Into Daffy Duck
Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor
Date: 12/6/2010
Post: 1.242
A letter was received today from Yosemite Sam, one of our loyal FREE subscribers. As a preamble to this particularly angry letter, Hermann Hearsay is posting the following Notice, Disclosure and Disclaimer:
Publisher's Notice/Full Disclosure: Mr. Yosemite Sam has been a long-time FREE subscriber to Hermann Hearsay. Mr. Daffy Duck, whom Yosemite Sam viciously criticizes, is also a FREE subscriber to Hermann Hearsay, albeit for a much shorter period of time. Neither Yosemite Sam nor Daffy Duck have any ownership interest in Hermann Hearsay. Furthermore, neither Yosemite Sam nor Daffy Duck have any current or past employment relationship with Hermann Hearsay. And in addition to all of the foregoing disclosures, be advised that neither Yosemite Sam nor Daffy Duck are related in anyway to any members of Hermann Hearsay ownership, management or staff. And if these disclosures were not enough, it should also be noted that neither Yosemite Sam nor Daffy Duck has ever purchased a lunch or an intoxicating adult beverage for any member of Hermann Hearsay ownership, management, or staff. In other words, we here at Hermann Hearsay barely know these two characters. It must be plainly understood that Yosemite Sam speaks entirely for himself in his "Letter to the Letter"
Disclaimer: The views expressed in Hermann Hearsay "Letters to the Editor" and/or Hermann Hearsay forums or other reader comments are not necessarily those of the ownership, management and/or staff of HermannHearsay.blogspot.com. However, we do have complete control over what we choose to publish. Sometimes it is helpful in growing our readershop to publish sensational, salacious and scandalous articles and reports. We cannot be held legally responsible for our editorial standards regardless of how low and sleazy they may be. Our readers like to read this trash, so we publish it!
Posted hereinbelow is Yosemite Sam's letter. BE WARNED, IT IS VERY GRAPHIC!
Dear Jimmy,
This letter is to inform you that you have an A-hole amidst your FREE subscriber membership base. His name is Daffy Duck. This damned duck is no good! He has never been any good! Just ask other Hermannites! They will tell you that he is a dad-blamed, stinkin' varmint!
Be advised that this no-good-for-nothin', dirty, dastardly duck has done the following despicable things:
Yours truly,
Yosemite Sam
Hermann, MO
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Date: 12/6/2010
Post: 1.242
A letter was received today from Yosemite Sam, one of our loyal FREE subscribers. As a preamble to this particularly angry letter, Hermann Hearsay is posting the following Notice, Disclosure and Disclaimer:
Publisher's Notice/Full Disclosure: Mr. Yosemite Sam has been a long-time FREE subscriber to Hermann Hearsay. Mr. Daffy Duck, whom Yosemite Sam viciously criticizes, is also a FREE subscriber to Hermann Hearsay, albeit for a much shorter period of time. Neither Yosemite Sam nor Daffy Duck have any ownership interest in Hermann Hearsay. Furthermore, neither Yosemite Sam nor Daffy Duck have any current or past employment relationship with Hermann Hearsay. And in addition to all of the foregoing disclosures, be advised that neither Yosemite Sam nor Daffy Duck are related in anyway to any members of Hermann Hearsay ownership, management or staff. And if these disclosures were not enough, it should also be noted that neither Yosemite Sam nor Daffy Duck has ever purchased a lunch or an intoxicating adult beverage for any member of Hermann Hearsay ownership, management, or staff. In other words, we here at Hermann Hearsay barely know these two characters. It must be plainly understood that Yosemite Sam speaks entirely for himself in his "Letter to the Letter"
Disclaimer: The views expressed in Hermann Hearsay "Letters to the Editor" and/or Hermann Hearsay forums or other reader comments are not necessarily those of the ownership, management and/or staff of HermannHearsay.blogspot.com. However, we do have complete control over what we choose to publish. Sometimes it is helpful in growing our readershop to publish sensational, salacious and scandalous articles and reports. We cannot be held legally responsible for our editorial standards regardless of how low and sleazy they may be. Our readers like to read this trash, so we publish it!
Posted hereinbelow is Yosemite Sam's letter. BE WARNED, IT IS VERY GRAPHIC!
Dear Jimmy,
This letter is to inform you that you have an A-hole amidst your FREE subscriber membership base. His name is Daffy Duck. This damned duck is no good! He has never been any good! Just ask other Hermannites! They will tell you that he is a dad-blamed, stinkin' varmint!
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Daffy Duck |
Be advised that this no-good-for-nothin', dirty, dastardly duck has done the following despicable things:
- He has dishonored and knocked up my young niece!
- He has crapped all over #2, #4 and #5 putting greens over at the Loutre Shore Country Club just before my foursome played through.
- He has passed a bad check to me when he bought a shotgun at my garage sale last year.
- He got drunk down at the Barrel Bar a few weekends ago and did the Duck Dance on their bar.
- He shed his filthy dirty black feathers all over my wife's full-length white fox fur coat at our company's Christmas party this year.
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Yosemite Sam |
Yours truly,
Yosemite Sam
Hermann, MO
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Anatomy of a Good News Story
Published by Clark Kant, Contributing Writer and Investigative Blogger
Date: 12/6/2010
Post: 1,240
Have you ever read a "news" story and found yourself asking questions that the "news" story failed to answer? Yep, me too!
Every good "news" story should answer the following basic questions?
WHO?
DID WHAT?
WHEN?
WHERE?
WHEN?
HOW?
TO WHAT EXTENT?
WHAT ARE THE CONSEQUENCES OR IMPLICATIONS?
WHY SHOULD I, THE READER, CARE?
Any first year J-School student at Mizzou can recite this list, probably more completely than I have reproduced it here.
Why is it then that we see so many "news" stories written by so-called "news" reporters which fail to answer all these basic questions?
Perhaps the answer to this query may be found among the following reasons:
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Date: 12/6/2010
Post: 1,240
Have you ever read a "news" story and found yourself asking questions that the "news" story failed to answer? Yep, me too!
Every good "news" story should answer the following basic questions?
WHO?
DID WHAT?
WHEN?
WHERE?
WHEN?
HOW?
TO WHAT EXTENT?
WHAT ARE THE CONSEQUENCES OR IMPLICATIONS?
WHY SHOULD I, THE READER, CARE?
Any first year J-School student at Mizzou can recite this list, probably more completely than I have reproduced it here.
Why is it then that we see so many "news" stories written by so-called "news" reporters which fail to answer all these basic questions?
Perhaps the answer to this query may be found among the following reasons:
- The so-called "news" reporter or publisher is an imposter who was never fully trained or educated in the proper conduct of his craft. He merely masquerades as a "news" reporter.
- The so-called "news" reporter or publisher values speed in publishing the story over accuracy and thoroughness of the story. Rather than get the story right, he seeks to get the story out as fast as he can! I've actually seen some "news" stories where the publisher "brags" about how many minutes it took between first hearing about the story and publishing the story. When did good journalism become such a race to get the story (any story) out to the public at the risk of failing to get a complete story out to the public?
- The so-called "news" reporter or publisher values marketing, promotion and advertising more than he values accurate and professional "news" reporting. His so-called "news" publication is really just a cheap advertising publication. Self-promotion and the building of readership become the important objectives as opposed to publishing worthwhile, professionally written "news" stories. Salacious and scandalous pieces attract readers and are easier to write than hard-hitting, time-consuming investigative reports on matters of true public interest. The publication is so focused upon self-promotion and generation of advertising revenues that it ceases to be a quality "news" publication.
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Quote Of The Day - Monday, 12/6/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 12/6/2010
Post: 1,240
Referring to Northern District Associate Commissioner Matt Penning and all of his supporters, so-called "The Posse", Hank Vonk angrily speaks out in a "Letter to the Editor" of CNL, a local online "news" website .....
"We're sick of ALL of you!!!" ~ Hank Vonk, Owensville, MO (In 'Letter to the Editor' written 12/5/2010 and published by CNL on 12/6/2010)
Note from Hermann Hearsay: The full context of Hank Vonk's angry "Letter to the Editor" was published by Jeff Noedel, CNL Publisher. This letter was not "hidden" for viewing by PAID subscribers only, as are so many of Noedel's "news stories". Furthermore, a lengthy disclaimer accompanies Hank Vonk's "Letter to the Letter". While Noedel, as publisher, had every opportunity to censor or refrain from publishing the letter or alternatively "hide" it from the general public, he has chosen not to do so. Instead he asks us to believe that he and CNL have no editorial or collateral interest in the libelous letter which he has published. If you'd like to view the entire content of the letter, click on this link: http://countynewslive.com/content/2010/dec/06/letter-editor-hank-vonk-owenvsille-mo
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Date: 12/6/2010
Post: 1,240
Referring to Northern District Associate Commissioner Matt Penning and all of his supporters, so-called "The Posse", Hank Vonk angrily speaks out in a "Letter to the Editor" of CNL, a local online "news" website .....
"We're sick of ALL of you!!!" ~ Hank Vonk, Owensville, MO (In 'Letter to the Editor' written 12/5/2010 and published by CNL on 12/6/2010)
Note from Hermann Hearsay: The full context of Hank Vonk's angry "Letter to the Editor" was published by Jeff Noedel, CNL Publisher. This letter was not "hidden" for viewing by PAID subscribers only, as are so many of Noedel's "news stories". Furthermore, a lengthy disclaimer accompanies Hank Vonk's "Letter to the Letter". While Noedel, as publisher, had every opportunity to censor or refrain from publishing the letter or alternatively "hide" it from the general public, he has chosen not to do so. Instead he asks us to believe that he and CNL have no editorial or collateral interest in the libelous letter which he has published. If you'd like to view the entire content of the letter, click on this link: http://countynewslive.com/content/2010/dec/06/letter-editor-hank-vonk-owenvsille-mo
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Bible Verse Of The Day - Monday, 12/6/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 12/6/2010
Post: 1,239
There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under heaven: – Ecclesiastes 3:1
We are a driven culture. It seems that we want to achieve everything by yesterday! Some people may say that this is a good thing, but it seems we are perpetually tired and lack the margin to enjoy life. Solomon shows us that this is not unique to our culture. To understand the season that we are in can help us say no to many good things that are not appropriate at that particular time. May God give us the wisdom of Solomon, who knew how to focus on the right things in the right season.
Today’s commentary by Dave Whitehead, Senior Pastor, GraceNYC.org
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Date: 12/6/2010
Post: 1,239
There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under heaven: – Ecclesiastes 3:1
We are a driven culture. It seems that we want to achieve everything by yesterday! Some people may say that this is a good thing, but it seems we are perpetually tired and lack the margin to enjoy life. Solomon shows us that this is not unique to our culture. To understand the season that we are in can help us say no to many good things that are not appropriate at that particular time. May God give us the wisdom of Solomon, who knew how to focus on the right things in the right season.
Today’s commentary by Dave Whitehead, Senior Pastor, GraceNYC.org
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Sunday, December 5, 2010
Late Night Mood Music - Sunday night, 12/5/2010
Published by Dick Schaefer, Award-winning, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer; Amateur Investigative Blogger; Aspiring Photo-Journalist; and Missouri Tiger Fan
Date: 12/5/2010
Post: 1,238
"I'll Be Home For Christmas" by Kenny G .....
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Date: 12/5/2010
Post: 1,238
"I'll Be Home For Christmas" by Kenny G .....
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Missouri Press Association Members
Published by Clark Kant, Contributing Writer and Investigative Blogger
Date: 12/5/2010
Post: 1,237
In Gasconade County there are only three news publications which are members of the prestigious Missouri Press Association. Others who masquerade as journalists and publishers and claim to represent reputable "news" publications are merely self-promoting, delusional imposters.
Publication ..................... Circulation ...... City ............ Website
Bland Courier .......................... 768 .......... Belle ........... N/A
Hermann Advertiser-Courier ... 3762 ...... Hermann .... hermannadvertisercourier.com
Gasconade County Republican . 3508 ... .Owensville .. gasconadecountyrepublican.com
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Date: 12/5/2010
Post: 1,237
In Gasconade County there are only three news publications which are members of the prestigious Missouri Press Association. Others who masquerade as journalists and publishers and claim to represent reputable "news" publications are merely self-promoting, delusional imposters.
Publication ..................... Circulation ...... City ............ Website
Bland Courier .......................... 768 .......... Belle ........... N/A
Hermann Advertiser-Courier ... 3762 ...... Hermann .... hermannadvertisercourier.com
Gasconade County Republican . 3508 ... .Owensville .. gasconadecountyrepublican.com
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Riddle Of The Day - Sunday, 12/5/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 12/5/2010
Post: 1,236
Question: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
(For the Answer, see Comment Section.)
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Date: 12/5/2010
Post: 1,236
Question: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
(For the Answer, see Comment Section.)
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Song Of The Day - Sunday, 12/5/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 12/5/2010
Post: 1,235
Here is Loreena McKennitt's haunting version of the Christmas classic "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" with video footage from the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.
During the holidays, let our thoughts and prayers be with all of those who are affected by the horror of war. Let us pray for "Peace On Earth and Goodwill Toward Men".
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Date: 12/5/2010
Post: 1,235
Here is Loreena McKennitt's haunting version of the Christmas classic "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" with video footage from the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.
During the holidays, let our thoughts and prayers be with all of those who are affected by the horror of war. Let us pray for "Peace On Earth and Goodwill Toward Men".
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Photo Of The Day - Sunday, 12/5/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 12/5/2010
Post: 1,234
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Date: 12/5/2010
Post: 1,234
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Historic Reiff House Bed & Breakfast Market Street Hermann, MO 11/10/2010 Photo by Dick Schaefer (Hermann Hearsay). Copyright protected. All rights reserved. |
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Laugh Of The Day - Sunday, 12/5/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 12/5/2010
Post: 1,233
"President Obama held a ceremony at the White House to celebrate the first night of Hanukkah. In response, Republicans said, 'It's even worse than we thought. He's a Jewish Muslim.'" ~ Conan O'Brien (12/1/2010)
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Date: 12/5/2010
Post: 1,233
"President Obama held a ceremony at the White House to celebrate the first night of Hanukkah. In response, Republicans said, 'It's even worse than we thought. He's a Jewish Muslim.'" ~ Conan O'Brien (12/1/2010)
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Quote Of The Day - Sunday, 12/5/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 12/5/2010
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“The truest characters of ignorance are vanity, and pride and arrogance.” ~ Samuel Butler
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Date: 12/5/2010
Post: 1,232
“The truest characters of ignorance are vanity, and pride and arrogance.” ~ Samuel Butler
Reciprocal Links: http://www.DSchaefer.Vemma.com (Nutrition For A Lifetime), http://www.Heart2HeartLyrics.blogspot.com (Song Lyrics Seeking Singer-Songwriters), http://www.HermannMoNews.blogspot.com (The 'Drudge Report' of Hermann), http://www.RivertownRecipes.blogspot.com (Great Local Recipes), http://www.WatkinsOnline.com/richardhschaefer (Watkins Natural Products)
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Bible Verse Of The Day - Sunday, 12/5/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 12/5/2010
Post: 1,231
Now Joseph had been taken down to Egypt. Potiphar, an Egyptian who was one of Pharaoh’s officials, the captain of the guard, bought him from the Ishmaelites who had taken him there. The LORD was with Joseph and he prospered, and he lived in the house of his Egyptian master. When his master saw that the LORD was with him and that the LORD gave him success in everything he did, Joseph found favor in his eyes and became his attendant. – Genesis 39:1-4
Up to this point in Genesis, Abraham, Isaac, & Jacob have experienced miracles. God is very visible and audible through visions and appearances.
But when we get to the abduction and selling of Joseph into slavery, there seems to be silence. But God’s silence is not his absence. When Joseph thinks that he has been doomed to destruction, God was preparing for a day when Joseph would save not only his own family but much of the ancient world.
When God seems the most hidden, he is working nonetheless.
Today’s commentary by Dave Whitehead, Senior Pastor, GraceNYC.org
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Date: 12/5/2010
Post: 1,231
Now Joseph had been taken down to Egypt. Potiphar, an Egyptian who was one of Pharaoh’s officials, the captain of the guard, bought him from the Ishmaelites who had taken him there. The LORD was with Joseph and he prospered, and he lived in the house of his Egyptian master. When his master saw that the LORD was with him and that the LORD gave him success in everything he did, Joseph found favor in his eyes and became his attendant. – Genesis 39:1-4
Up to this point in Genesis, Abraham, Isaac, & Jacob have experienced miracles. God is very visible and audible through visions and appearances.
But when we get to the abduction and selling of Joseph into slavery, there seems to be silence. But God’s silence is not his absence. When Joseph thinks that he has been doomed to destruction, God was preparing for a day when Joseph would save not only his own family but much of the ancient world.
When God seems the most hidden, he is working nonetheless.
Today’s commentary by Dave Whitehead, Senior Pastor, GraceNYC.org
Reciprocal Links: http://www.DSchaefer.Vemma.com (Nutrition For A Lifetime), http://www.Heart2HeartLyrics.blogspot.com (Song Lyrics Seeking Singer-Songwriters), http://www.HermannMoNews.blogspot.com (The 'Drudge Report' of Hermann), http://www.RivertownRecipes.blogspot.com (Great Local Recipes), http://www.WatkinsOnline.com/richardhschaefer (Watkins Natural Products)
Other Recommended Links: http://www.HermannAdvertiserCourier.com (Gasconade County's Newspaper of Record), http://www.Time4Pie.com (Great Pie, Coffee & Conversation)
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