"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something." ~ Jackie Mason
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Laugh Of The Day - Thursday, 9/9/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 9/9/2010
"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something." ~ Jackie Mason
"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something." ~ Jackie Mason
Quote Of The Day - Thursday, 9/9/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 9/9/2010
"A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong gives it a superficial appearance of being right." ~ Thomas Paine
"A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong gives it a superficial appearance of being right." ~ Thomas Paine
Bible Verse Of The Day - Thursday, 9/9/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 9/9/2010
"It was not through law that Abraham and his offspring received the promise that he would be heir of the world, but through the righteousness that comes by faith." ~ Romans 4:13
Abraham stands as a primary example of the gospel. Abraham did not receive God’s favor because of his looks or abilities. It was simply that when God made a promise Abraham believed it, even when that promise was so huge Abraham couldn’t comprehend it. Though this promise wasn’t realized until much later, Abraham still lived his life in line with the promises of God. This is what made Abraham righteous. Not his actions, but the deep trust that guided all of those actions toward God.
Today’s commentary by: Dave Whitehead, Senior Pastor, GraceNYC.org
"It was not through law that Abraham and his offspring received the promise that he would be heir of the world, but through the righteousness that comes by faith." ~ Romans 4:13
Abraham stands as a primary example of the gospel. Abraham did not receive God’s favor because of his looks or abilities. It was simply that when God made a promise Abraham believed it, even when that promise was so huge Abraham couldn’t comprehend it. Though this promise wasn’t realized until much later, Abraham still lived his life in line with the promises of God. This is what made Abraham righteous. Not his actions, but the deep trust that guided all of those actions toward God.
Today’s commentary by: Dave Whitehead, Senior Pastor, GraceNYC.org
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Who will deliver a political stump speech condemning Commissioner Penning at the Commission Meeting this Thursday?
Published by Dick Schaefer, Award-winning, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer and Investigative Reporter
Date: 9/8/2010
I just can't sleep tonight! The anticipation of tomorrow's Commission Meeting is killing me!
Who will the Owensville "Good Ol' Boy" Club run in to deliver a hate speech against poor Matt Penning tomorrow? I'm sure CNL and the Gasconade County Republican will be on hand to photograph, video record and audio record the entire show if there is any excitement! Charlie Brown will also be there to tape record whatever might happen for Hermann cable TV. Somehow Jeff Noedel and Dave Marner have a real nose for this sort of "explosive news". It's really uncanny! It's almost like they get tipped off ahead of time, so they can bring their high-powered photographic equipment and their camcorders!
I'd rather see Mr. Noedel and Mr. Marner report on the deficiencies found by the state auditors during their 2010 audit of Gasconade County though. I'd rather see them report on the material substance of the ethics violations alleged against Presiding Commissioner Ron Jost by Northern District Associate Commissioner Matt Penning and citizen watchdog Mike Jacquin. I'd rather see them report on the status of courthouse preservation and renovation efforts todate. I'd rather see them report on the YTD condition of the 2010 Gasconade County Operating Budget. Another really cool expose would be the status of engineering student Horace Brown's engineering study for the new emergency road needed at the courthouse. Perhaps you will recall it was reported by CNL some time ago that Southern District Associate Commissioner Jerry Lairmore was directing young Mr. Brown on this project for one of his classes. Eugene Jacquin has just about completed the site clearance on the property immediately west of the courthouse, so we'll be ready to start on that road just about anytime now! I can't wait to see this road being constructed!
I just can't sleep tonight! The anticipation of tomorrow's Commission Meeting is killing me!
Who will the Owensville "Good Ol' Boy" Club run in to deliver a hate speech against poor Matt Penning tomorrow? I'm sure CNL and the Gasconade County Republican will be on hand to photograph, video record and audio record the entire show if there is any excitement! Charlie Brown will also be there to tape record whatever might happen for Hermann cable TV. Somehow Jeff Noedel and Dave Marner have a real nose for this sort of "explosive news". It's really uncanny! It's almost like they get tipped off ahead of time, so they can bring their high-powered photographic equipment and their camcorders!
I'd rather see Mr. Noedel and Mr. Marner report on the deficiencies found by the state auditors during their 2010 audit of Gasconade County though. I'd rather see them report on the material substance of the ethics violations alleged against Presiding Commissioner Ron Jost by Northern District Associate Commissioner Matt Penning and citizen watchdog Mike Jacquin. I'd rather see them report on the status of courthouse preservation and renovation efforts todate. I'd rather see them report on the YTD condition of the 2010 Gasconade County Operating Budget. Another really cool expose would be the status of engineering student Horace Brown's engineering study for the new emergency road needed at the courthouse. Perhaps you will recall it was reported by CNL some time ago that Southern District Associate Commissioner Jerry Lairmore was directing young Mr. Brown on this project for one of his classes. Eugene Jacquin has just about completed the site clearance on the property immediately west of the courthouse, so we'll be ready to start on that road just about anytime now! I can't wait to see this road being constructed!
Ray Charles - "I Got A Woman" ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 9/8/2010
If it's Wednesday, it's 'Hump Day' and it's also time for a Ray Charles song .....
Date: 9/8/2010
If it's Wednesday, it's 'Hump Day' and it's also time for a Ray Charles song .....
Photo Of The Day - Wednesday, 9/8/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 9/8/2010
Date: 9/8/2010
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| Cletus 'Snowman' Snow and his basset hound 'Fred' heading down the road in the 'Snowman's new K-Whopper. Photo sent to us by the 'Snowman'. |
Laugh Of The Day - Wednesday, 9/8/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 9/8/2010
“I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.” ~ Jonathan Winters
“I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.” ~ Jonathan Winters
Bible Verse Of The Day - Wednesday, 9/8/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 9/8/2010
"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." ~ John 3:16
"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." ~ John 3:16
Quote Of The Day - Wednesday, 9/8/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 9/8/2010
"Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do." ~ Benjamin Franklin
"Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do." ~ Benjamin Franklin
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Hermann Hearsay Performance Metrics - Tuesday, 9/7/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 9/7/2010
Date: 9/7/2010
Performance Metrics:
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Alexa U.S. Traffic Ranking: 751,885
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Total # Subscriber Telethons, Raffles & Bake Sales: 0
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Overall Financial Conditon: Solvent
Elvis Presley - "Always On My Mind" ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 9/7/2010
It's "Elvis Presley Tuesday" here at Hermann Hearsay ...... and Elvis has NOT left the building! Here is Elvis singing "Always On My Mind" ......
Date: 9/7/2010
It's "Elvis Presley Tuesday" here at Hermann Hearsay ...... and Elvis has NOT left the building! Here is Elvis singing "Always On My Mind" ......
Photo Of The Day - Tuesday, 9/7/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 9/7/2010
Date: 9/7/2010
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| Has anyone seen a wooly worm yet this fall? Keep an eye out for them and send us a photo if you see one! This photo sent to us by subscriber Jethro Bodine. |
Laugh Of The Day - Tuesday, 9/7/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 9/7/2010
Mick Jagger's lips' so big, black people be going, "You got some big-ass lips!" ~ Eddie Murphy
Mick Jagger's lips' so big, black people be going, "You got some big-ass lips!" ~ Eddie Murphy
Quote Of The Day - Tuesday, 9/7/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 9/7/2010
"Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper." ~ Thomas Jefferson
"Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper." ~ Thomas Jefferson
Bible Verse Of The Day - Tuesday, 9/7/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 9/7/2010
Then Jesus said to his disciples, “If anyone would come after me, he must deny himself and take up his cross and follow me. For whoever wants to save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life for me will find it. – Matthew 16:24-25
The Bible is filled with paradoxes. The wisdom of losing your life only makes sense when you realize that there is another life to be gained. But that new life only comes when we first suffer the loss of giving up what we hold dear. Part of the dilemma is that we have to give up the familiar with no sense of what the new holds. This requires an action that engages our heart, mind and soul. And that is when the Lord can use us the most. To lose our life positions us to walk by faith, and that is the path that God has made us for since the Garden of Eden.
Today’s commentary by: Dave Whitehead, Senior Pastor, GraceNYC.org
Then Jesus said to his disciples, “If anyone would come after me, he must deny himself and take up his cross and follow me. For whoever wants to save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life for me will find it. – Matthew 16:24-25
The Bible is filled with paradoxes. The wisdom of losing your life only makes sense when you realize that there is another life to be gained. But that new life only comes when we first suffer the loss of giving up what we hold dear. Part of the dilemma is that we have to give up the familiar with no sense of what the new holds. This requires an action that engages our heart, mind and soul. And that is when the Lord can use us the most. To lose our life positions us to walk by faith, and that is the path that God has made us for since the Garden of Eden.
Today’s commentary by: Dave Whitehead, Senior Pastor, GraceNYC.org
Monday, September 6, 2010
The Beatles - "Hey Jude" ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 9/6/2010
Happy Labor Day folks! It's also "Beatles Monday"! Today's Beatles song is "Hey Jude" .....
Date: 9/6/2010
Happy Labor Day folks! It's also "Beatles Monday"! Today's Beatles song is "Hey Jude" .....
Photo Of The Day - Monday, 9/6/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 9/6/2010
The City of Owensville is governed by a Mayor as well as other elected officials known as the Board of Aldermen. The Aldermen are made up of four officials, representing two wards that serve two-year terms. One of the four aldermen, John Kamler, recently offered his services to work toward "county unity" after having been prompted to do so by local "news" publisher Jeff Noedel. Apparently the affairs of the City of Owensville are so well managed and so well in control that Mr. Kamler has the time to assume this additional responsibility! Maybe the City of Hermann can learn from the City of Owensville how it is they can afford to "lend" one of their alderman out to the county to participate in the "county unity effort" which Mr. Noedel is promoting?
Date: 9/6/2010
The City of Owensville is governed by a Mayor as well as other elected officials known as the Board of Aldermen. The Aldermen are made up of four officials, representing two wards that serve two-year terms. One of the four aldermen, John Kamler, recently offered his services to work toward "county unity" after having been prompted to do so by local "news" publisher Jeff Noedel. Apparently the affairs of the City of Owensville are so well managed and so well in control that Mr. Kamler has the time to assume this additional responsibility! Maybe the City of Hermann can learn from the City of Owensville how it is they can afford to "lend" one of their alderman out to the county to participate in the "county unity effort" which Mr. Noedel is promoting?
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Bottow Row Left to Right: Ald. Rob Borgmann, Mayor Dixon Somerville, Ald. Ron Miller (Back Row Left to Right): Ald. John Kamler, Ald. Brian Epstein Photo courtesy of www.cityofowensville.com. |
Laugh Of The Day - Monday, 9/6/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 9/6/2010
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization." ~ George Carlin
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization." ~ George Carlin
Quote Of The Day - Monday, 9/6/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 9/6/2010
After being angrily "ripped" on for 2+ minutes by John Kamler, Owensville alderman and self-described friend of Southern District Associate Commissioner Jerry Lairmore, in yet another carefully "staged event" at the 9/2 County Commission Meeting in Owensville .....
"Well thank you for your opinion." ~ Matt Penning, Northern District Associate Commissioner
After being angrily "ripped" on for 2+ minutes by John Kamler, Owensville alderman and self-described friend of Southern District Associate Commissioner Jerry Lairmore, in yet another carefully "staged event" at the 9/2 County Commission Meeting in Owensville .....
"Well thank you for your opinion." ~ Matt Penning, Northern District Associate Commissioner
Bible Verse Of The Day - Monday, 9/6/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 9/6/2010
And they spread among the Israelites a bad report about the land they had explored. They said, “The land we explored devours those living in it. All the people we saw there are of great size. We saw the Nephilim there (the descendants of Anak come from the Nephilim). We seemed like grasshoppers in our own eyes, and we looked the same to them.” ~ Numbers 13:32-33
In this famous Scripture twelve men were chosen to spy out the land that God had promised to the Israelites. The problem occurred when the men who went saw the inhabitants as bigger than the God who had sent them. They allowed the circumstances to blind their vision of Jehovah. Unfortunately, this action kept the Israelites in the wilderness for 40 years! We face similar challenges. How do we see our surroundings? Do we see ourselves as grasshoppers? How big is our God in those settings? It can mean the difference between going forward or staying in the wilderness.
Today’s commentary by: Dave Whitehead, Senior Pastor, GraceNYC.org
And they spread among the Israelites a bad report about the land they had explored. They said, “The land we explored devours those living in it. All the people we saw there are of great size. We saw the Nephilim there (the descendants of Anak come from the Nephilim). We seemed like grasshoppers in our own eyes, and we looked the same to them.” ~ Numbers 13:32-33
In this famous Scripture twelve men were chosen to spy out the land that God had promised to the Israelites. The problem occurred when the men who went saw the inhabitants as bigger than the God who had sent them. They allowed the circumstances to blind their vision of Jehovah. Unfortunately, this action kept the Israelites in the wilderness for 40 years! We face similar challenges. How do we see our surroundings? Do we see ourselves as grasshoppers? How big is our God in those settings? It can mean the difference between going forward or staying in the wilderness.
Today’s commentary by: Dave Whitehead, Senior Pastor, GraceNYC.org
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