Thursday, July 22, 2010

Photo Of The Day - Thursday, 7/22/2010

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Felipe Lopez
St. Louis Cardinals Utility Infielder

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Laugh Of The Day - Thursday, 7/22/2010

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Background information about Arte Johnson from Wikipedia .....

Arthur Stanton Eric "Arte" Johnson (born January 20, 1929) is an American comic actor. Johnson was a regular on Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In. His best-remembered "character" was that of a German soldier with the catchphrase: "Very interesting, but... ["stupid", "not very funny", and other variations].  Another character played by Johnson on Laugh-In was that of "Tryone F. Horneigh", an old man with a hyper-active sex drive.  (See photo insert above right.)

Biography

Johnson was born in Benton Harbor, Michigan, the son of Edythe Mackenzie (née Golden) and Abraham Lincoln Johnson, an attorney. He attended the University of Illinois, graduating in 1949 after working on the campus radio station and the U of I Theater Guild with his brother, Cos.

He initially sought employment in Chicago working for advertising agencies but left for New York to work for Viking Press. His first "show business" job came when he impulsively stepped into an audition line and was cast in a revival of Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. Before his big breakthrough in Laugh-In, he appeared in the satirical film The President's Analyst, putting in a comically chilling performance as a federal agent with a blindly obedient 'orders are orders' mentality.

In 1958, Johnson joined the cast of the short-lived NBC sitcom, Sally, starring Joan Caulfield. He played Bascomb Bleacher Jr., the son of a co-owner of a department store, portrayed by Gale Gordon.

Johnson is best known for his work on Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In, an American television show (1968–1973), on which he played various characters including "Wolfgang", a smoking World War II German soldier scouting the show from behind a bush (still fighting the war !) , invariably commenting on the preceding sketch with the catch phrase "Very interesting ..." followed by either a comic observation or misinterpretation, or simply "but stupid!" Johnson indicated later that the phrase came from Desperate Journey, a 1942 World War II film with Errol Flynn and Ronald Reagan playing Royal Air Force pilots shot down in Nazi Germany; they managed to cross much of the country without speaking German or knowing the territory but, when captured, their Nazi interrogator doubts their story with the phrase. Johnson reprised the role while voicing the Nazi-inspired character Virman Vunderbarr on an episode of Justice League Unlimited.

His other iconic Laugh-In character was "Tyrone F. Horneigh" (the last name pronounced "horn-eye" – a "clean" variant of the vulgar term "horny"), the white-haired, trenchcoat-wearing "dirty old man" who repeatedly sought to seduce "Gladys Ormphby" (Ruth Buzzi's brown-clad 'spinster' character) on a park bench. Tyrone would enter the scene, muttering a song (usually "In the Merry, Merry Month of May",) and, spying Gladys on the bench, would sit next to her. He would ask two related 'leading questions,' each earning him a hard whack from a shocked Gladys using her purse. His third statement would be an appeal for medical assistance, at which time he would fall off the bench. Some examples:

Tyrone: "You want to go to my place, and see where I sleep?" [WHACK!]
Tyrone: "You want to go to your place, and see where you sleep?" [WHACK!]
Tyrone: "You mind if I go to sleep right here?" [moans and falls off bench]
Tyrone: "You want to play Post Office?" [WHACK!]
Tyrone: "You want to play Spin the Bottle?" [WHACK!]
Tyrone: "You want to play Doctor?" [moans and falls off bench]

Two 'non-medical' examples:

Tyrone: "You want to play moongotcha?
Gladys: "What's 'moongotcha'?"
Tyrone: [Pointing upwards] "See the moon?" [While Gladys is looking up, he grabs her knee] "GOTCHA!" [WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!]

Tyrone asks, "Do you believe in the hereafter?"
Gladys says, "Of course I do!"
Pleased, Tyrone exclaims, "Then you know what I'm here after!"

Tyrone F. Horneigh: Would you like to go to a play? [WHACK!]
Tyrone F. Horneigh: Would you like to go to a concert? [WHACK!]
Tyrone F. Horneigh: Would you like to go to a funeral? [falls off the park bench]

Tyrone F. Horneigh: Do you believe in love at first sight? [WHACK!]
Tyrone F. Horneigh: Do you believe in two hearts intertwining to become one? [WHACK!]
Tyrone F. Horneigh: Do you believe in mouth-to-mouth resuscitation? [He falls over]

Tyrone F. Horneigh: Hey, are you doing anything right now? [WHACK!]
Tyrone F. Horneigh: Are you doing anything tonight? [WHACK!]
Tyrone F. Horneigh: Are you doing anything tomorrow night? [WHACK!]
Tyrone F. Horneigh: Well, I'll come back and see you sometime when you're not so busy.

Tyrone F. Horneigh: Would you like to call me Cutie? [WHACK!]
Tyrone F. Horneigh: Would you like to call me Sweetie? [WHACK!]
Tyrone F. Horneigh: Would you like to call me an ambulance? [falls off the park bench]

Tyrone F. Horneigh: Would you call my face ruggedly handsome? [WHACK!]
Tyrone F. Horneigh: Would you call my body sensuously attractive? [WHACK!]
Tyrone F. Horneigh: Would you call my next of kin? [falls off the park bench]

Referring to an only moderately popular candy made from caramel and walnuts, Tyrone would also frequently ask Gladys, "Want a Walnetto?"

The character of Tyrone is also thought to be part of the inspiration for the gravelly voice used in the song, "Gimme Dat Ding" by the Pipkins.

Years after Laugh-In ended its run, the two characters were made into an animated Saturday-morning children's show, Baggy Pants and the Nitwits with Tyrone as a helpful, muttering 'superhero.'

Arte and his brother, Cos, earned their Emmy Awards while working on Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In.

A video clip from You Tube .....

Arte Johnson appears as "Wolfgang" on Sesame Street and delivers a lecture on "Tall and Short" .....



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Quote Of The Day - Thursday, 7/22/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Here's another Harry Truman quote for you.  (I'm sorry folks, but I'm a Harry Truman fan!  If today's Democrats were more like Harry, I could actually be a Democrat!)

"I always remember an epitaph which is in the cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona. It says: ''Here lies Jack Williams. He done his damnedest.'' I think that is the greatest epitaph a man can have."  ~ Harry S Truman

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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Editorial Comment: Two Terms More Than Enough For Presiding Commissioner Ron Jost

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

It has become crystal clear to the editorial board of Hermann Hearsay that Gasconade County needs a change in leadership.  Ron Jost has had two terms as the Presiding Commissioner of Gasconade County. In our opinion, that's enough!

We have asked ourselves ... "What has Ron Jost actually accomplished during his two terms as Presiding Commissioner of Gasconade County?"

  • Did he provide positive, adult leadership when 'Proposition A' calling for the indefensible change in county seat location was placed on the ballot in November, 2008?  Our assessment is NO he didn't.
  • Has he reached out to bring economic development and good paying jobs to Gasconade County? Again, our assessment is NO he hasn't.  Voters need to ask "Why not?"
  • Has he worked collaboratively with the GCCS (Gasconade County Courthouse Society) to define project scope for the preservation and restoration of the county courthouse as well as for additional county office space needs?  Our assessment is NO he hasn't.  When asked about the courthouse project, Jost typically responds "Where's the money?  Where's the plan?" as though he is completely oblivious to the fact that, as leader of the county, he should be leading the effort to develop the plan and find the project funding!  Duh!
  • Has he proactively worked to identify public and private sources of capital for the courthouse restoration and office expansion project?  Our answer is NO he hasn't.  (See above.)
  • Has he bothered to attend the GCCS board meetings since agreeing to serve as ex-officio board member and representative of the County Commission back on June 29, 2009.  Our research indicates that he has attended two (2) board meetings and that he has missed two (2) board meetings.  If Ron Jost were batting .500 with the Cardinals, we'd be very happy.  But he's the Gasconade County Presiding Commissioner and not the clean-up hitter for the Cards!  Has he been a half-hearted member of the GCCS?  We certainly think so!
  • Has he done anything to move the courthouse poject ahead?  In our opinion, he hasn't.  Instead he has done everything he could possibly do to drag his feet and delay!  Oh sure, he pays lip service to the project ..... but then he does NOTHING!
  • Has he sought out and applied for grants available for the preservation and restoration of historical buildings, specifically for the courthouse building in Hermann?  No he hasn't. 
  • Has he proactively and effectively managed the operating budget of Gasconade County?  Our answer is NO he hasn't.  The county budget has been in crisis the past several years under his weak leadership.
  • Has he ever proactively reached out to formally seek the input of Gasconade County citizens as to what they think the priorities of the county should be?  Our answer is NO we cannot remember any telephone or mail survey which he has initiated during his two terms of office.  Can you?
  • Has he implemented any of the recommendations for improving the professionalism of county government which were made by state auditors in their 2002 and 2006 audits?  Our answer is NO he hasn't.  Instead he has referred to these recommendations as optional, recommendations which the county is not obligated to act upon.  Our assessment is that Ron Jost is anything but a professional!
  • Has he aggressively sought out the best value and pricing for all materials, supplies, labor and equipment which the county purchases? Our answer is NO we don't think so. In fact, he most recently voted to do away with annual competitive bidding for tires and tire services, and in so doing, to effectively protect the interests of his brother's tire business in Owensville.
  • Has he done ANYTHING, ANYTHING AT ALL which would distinguish his two terms (8 years) as Presiding Commissioner of Gasconade County?  Our answer is NO not a single thing!
It is for all of the above reasons that the editorial board of Hermann Hearsay endorsed Larry Miskel for Presiding Commissioner of Gasconade County several weeks ago.  It is for these reasons we urge our readers to get out and vote for Larry Miskel on Tuesday, August 3rd.  The county cannot move ahead in a positive way under Ron Jost's leadership.

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Hermann Hearsay is cheaper than Cheap News LIVE!

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Cheap News LIVE is ballyhooing about their "cheap" subscription rate.  They say that their low annual subscription rate ($19.95) translates to less than the cost of a bottle of FIJI water each month. 

Personally, I prefer the FIJI water.  Afterall, it is pure and natural artesian water all the way from the Fiji islands!

Now, if you really want some "cheap" news and amateur (but brutally honest) news commentary, I invite you to sign up for a FREE subscription to Hermann Hearsay.  Our annual subscription rate is $0.00.  On a monthly basis that translates to ..... let's see now ..... $0.00!  In other words, a subscription to Hermann Hearsay is as FREE as the clean fresh air you breathe!

Why not breathe some clean fresh air while you enjoy a nice ice-cold bottle of FIJI water?!  Subscribe to Hermann Hearsay today!  We're looking out for your personal family budget during these tough economic times!  And if you can't afford the cost of a bottle of FIJI water, allow us to buy you a bottle of it!  If you've never had FIJI water, you're going to love the pure, natural taste!

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Photo Of The Day - Wednesday, 7/21/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor


Scout and Truman taking an afternoon nap.
Scout is Dick Schaefer's grandpuppy.  Scout, Truman, Dick and his daughter, Lauren, are all big Missouri Tiger fans!

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Laugh Of The Day - Wednesday, 7/21/2010

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Ruth Buzzi (July 24, 1936—) is an American actor and comedian of theatre, film, and television. She is especially known for her performances on the comedy-variety show Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In (1968–73): Batty woman on Laugh-In.

Buzzi was born in Westerly, Rhode Island, although she would later claim to have been born in Wequetequock, Connecticut—perhaps because it sounded funnier. She is the daughter of an Italian sculptor who specialized in making tombstones.

Ruth Buzzi was one out of only four people to appear in every episode of Laugh-In ("Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In" from 1968-1973). Her signature character was the frowzy spinster "Gladys Ormphby," clad in brown with her bun hairdo covered by a visible hairnet. The character was a well-balanced and believable mix, defending her virginal purity and honor on the one hand, and desperately seeking wild and amorous romance on the other. The "defense" came from her lethal purse, with which she would flail away at anyone who sought to take advantage of her. On Laugh-In, Gladys most often appeared as the unwilling object of the advances of Arte Johnson's "dirty old man" character "Tyrone." NBC collectively called these two characters The Nitwits when they went to animation in the mid 1970s as part of the series Baggy Pants and the Nitwits. Buzzi and Johnson both voiced their respective roles in the cartoon.

Buzzi, as "Gladys," later became a regular part of Dean Martin's "Celebrity Roasts," usually punishing Martin for his insults about her unappealing looks and romantic prospects. In one such exchange, Gladys accusingly questioned Martin about who had been chasing her around a hotel room in the wee hours; Martin's response, "The Exterminator," earned him a beating as he broke up laughing along with the audience. Gladys then declared to the audience that, when Martin and other men looked at her, only one thing came to their minds. Martin, still laughing, could barely get out the answer "Rabies!" which earned him an even fiercer beating from Gladys.

Ruth Buzzi also appeared on Sesame Street, You Can't Do That on Television (a Canadian production), and numerous other television shows. She was also a voice actor for The Smurfs. As of 2004 she was still appearing in movies.

Here's a You Tube video clip featuring Ruth Buzzi as "Gladys Ormphby" along with Arte Johnson as "Tyrone" .....



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Quote Of The Day - Wednesday, 7/21/2010

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"All my life, whenever it comes time to make a decision, I make it and forget about it."  ~ Harry S Truman




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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

How Facts Backfire

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

Earlier this week one of our subscribers sent me an email calling my attention to an article in the Boston Globe.  I liked the article, and I'm hoping you will as well.


How Facts Backfire

Researchers discover a surprising threat to democracy: our brains

By Joe Keohane

July 11, 2010

It’s one of the great assumptions underlying modern democracy that an informed citizenry is preferable to an uninformed one. “Whenever the people are well-informed, they can be trusted with their own government,” Thomas Jefferson wrote in 1789. This notion, carried down through the years, underlies everything from humble political pamphlets to presidential debates to the very notion of a free press. Mankind may be crooked timber, as Kant put it, uniquely susceptible to ignorance and misinformation, but it’s an article of faith that knowledge is the best remedy. If people are furnished with the facts, they will be clearer thinkers and better citizens. If they are ignorant, facts will enlighten them. If they are mistaken, facts will set them straight.

In the end, truth will out. Won’t it?

Maybe not. Recently, a few political scientists have begun to discover a human tendency deeply discouraging to anyone with faith in the power of information. It’s this: Facts don’t necessarily have the power to change our minds. In fact, quite the opposite. In a series of studies in 2005 and 2006, researchers at the University of Michigan found that when misinformed people, particularly political partisans, were exposed to corrected facts in news stories, they rarely changed their minds. In fact, they often became even more strongly set in their beliefs. Facts, they found, were not curing misinformation. Like an underpowered antibiotic, facts could actually make misinformation even stronger.

This bodes ill for a democracy, because most voters — the people making decisions about how the country runs — aren’t blank slates. They already have beliefs, and a set of facts lodged in their minds. The problem is that sometimes the things they think they know are objectively, provably false. And in the presence of the correct information, such people react very, very differently than the merely uninformed. Instead of changing their minds to reflect the correct information, they can entrench themselves even deeper.

“The general idea is that it’s absolutely threatening to admit you’re wrong,” says political scientist Brendan Nyhan, the lead researcher on the Michigan study. The phenomenon — known as “backfire” — is “a natural defense mechanism to avoid that cognitive dissonance.”

These findings open a long-running argument about the political ignorance of American citizens to broader questions about the interplay between the nature of human intelligence and our democratic ideals. Most of us like to believe that our opinions have been formed over time by careful, rational consideration of facts and ideas, and that the decisions based on those opinions, therefore, have the ring of soundness and intelligence. In reality, we often base our opinions on our beliefs, which can have an uneasy relationship with facts. And rather than facts driving beliefs, our beliefs can dictate the facts we chose to accept. They can cause us to twist facts so they fit better with our preconceived notions. Worst of all, they can lead us to uncritically accept bad information just because it reinforces our beliefs. This reinforcement makes us more confident we’re right, and even less likely to listen to any new information. And then we vote.

This effect is only heightened by the information glut, which offers — alongside an unprecedented amount of good information — endless rumors, misinformation, and questionable variations on the truth. In other words, it’s never been easier for people to be wrong, and at the same time feel more certain that they’re right.

“Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be,” read a recent Onion headline. Like the best satire, this nasty little gem elicits a laugh, which is then promptly muffled by the queasy feeling of recognition. The last five decades of political science have definitively established that most modern-day Americans lack even a basic understanding of how their country works. In 1996, Princeton University’s Larry M. Bartels argued, “the political ignorance of the American voter is one of the best documented data in political science.”

On its own, this might not be a problem: People ignorant of the facts could simply choose not to vote. But instead, it appears that misinformed people often have some of the strongest political opinions. A striking recent example was a study done in the year 2000, led by James Kuklinski of the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. He led an influential experiment in which more than 1,000 Illinois residents were asked questions about welfare — the percentage of the federal budget spent on welfare, the number of people enrolled in the program, the percentage of enrollees who are black, and the average payout. More than half indicated that they were confident that their answers were correct — but in fact only 3 percent of the people got more than half of the questions right. Perhaps more disturbingly, the ones who were the most confident they were right were by and large the ones who knew the least about the topic. (Most of these participants expressed views that suggested a strong antiwelfare bias.)

Studies by other researchers have observed similar phenomena when addressing education, health care reform, immigration, affirmative action, gun control, and other issues that tend to attract strong partisan opinion. Kuklinski calls this sort of response the “I know I’m right” syndrome, and considers it a “potentially formidable problem” in a democratic system. “It implies not only that most people will resist correcting their factual beliefs,” he wrote, “but also that the very people who most need to correct them will be least likely to do so.”

What’s going on? How can we have things so wrong, and be so sure that we’re right? Part of the answer lies in the way our brains are wired. Generally, people tend to seek consistency. There is a substantial body of psychological research showing that people tend to interpret information with an eye toward reinforcing their preexisting views. If we believe something about the world, we are more likely to passively accept as truth any information that confirms our beliefs, and actively dismiss information that doesn’t. This is known as “motivated reasoning.” Whether or not the consistent information is accurate, we might accept it as fact, as confirmation of our beliefs. This makes us more confident in said beliefs, and even less likely to entertain facts that contradict them.

New research, published in the journal Political Behavior last month, suggests that once those facts — or “facts” — are internalized, they are very difficult to budge. In 2005, amid the strident calls for better media fact-checking in the wake of the Iraq war, Michigan’s Nyhan and a colleague devised an experiment in which participants were given mock news stories, each of which contained a provably false, though nonetheless widespread, claim made by a political figure: that there were WMDs found in Iraq (there weren’t), that the Bush tax cuts increased government revenues (revenues actually fell), and that the Bush administration imposed a total ban on stem cell research (only certain federal funding was restricted). Nyhan inserted a clear, direct correction after each piece of misinformation, and then measured the study participants to see if the correction took.

For the most part, it didn’t. The participants who self-identified as conservative believed the misinformation on WMD and taxes even more strongly after being given the correction. With those two issues, the more strongly the participant cared about the topic — a factor known as salience — the stronger the backfire. The effect was slightly different on self-identified liberals: When they read corrected stories about stem cells, the corrections didn’t backfire, but the readers did still ignore the inconvenient fact that the Bush administration’s restrictions weren’t total.

It’s unclear what is driving the behavior — it could range from simple defensiveness, to people working harder to defend their initial beliefs — but as Nyhan dryly put it, “It’s hard to be optimistic about the effectiveness of fact-checking.”

It would be reassuring to think that political scientists and psychologists have come up with a way to counter this problem, but that would be getting ahead of ourselves. The persistence of political misperceptions remains a young field of inquiry. “It’s very much up in the air,” says Nyhan.

But researchers are working on it. One avenue may involve self-esteem. Nyhan worked on one study in which he showed that people who were given a self-affirmation exercise were more likely to consider new information than people who had not. In other words, if you feel good about yourself, you’ll listen — and if you feel insecure or threatened, you won’t. This would also explain why demagogues benefit from keeping people agitated. The more threatened people feel, the less likely they are to listen to dissenting opinions, and the more easily controlled they are.

There are also some cases where directness works. Kuklinski’s welfare study suggested that people will actually update their beliefs if you hit them “between the eyes” with bluntly presented, objective facts that contradict their preconceived ideas. He asked one group of participants what percentage of its budget they believed the federal government spent on welfare, and what percentage they believed the government should spend. Another group was given the same questions, but the second group was immediately told the correct percentage the government spends on welfare (1 percent). They were then asked, with that in mind, what the government should spend. Regardless of how wrong they had been before receiving the information, the second group indeed adjusted their answer to reflect the correct fact.

Kuklinski’s study, however, involved people getting information directly from researchers in a highly interactive way. When Nyhan attempted to deliver the correction in a more real-world fashion, via a news article, it backfired. Even if people do accept the new information, it might not stick over the long term, or it may just have no effect on their opinions. In 2007 John Sides of George Washington University and Jack Citrin of the University of California at Berkeley studied whether providing misled people with correct information about the proportion of immigrants in the US population would affect their views on immigration. It did not.

And if you harbor the notion — popular on both sides of the aisle — that the solution is more education and a higher level of political sophistication in voters overall, well, that’s a start, but not the solution. A 2006 study by Charles Taber and Milton Lodge at Stony Brook University showed that politically sophisticated thinkers were even less open to new information than less sophisticated types. These people may be factually right about 90 percent of things, but their confidence makes it nearly impossible to correct the 10 percent on which they’re totally wrong. Taber and Lodge found this alarming, because engaged, sophisticated thinkers are “the very folks on whom democratic theory relies most heavily.”

In an ideal world, citizens would be able to maintain constant vigilance, monitoring both the information they receive and the way their brains are processing it. But keeping atop the news takes time and effort. And relentless self-questioning, as centuries of philosophers have shown, can be exhausting. Our brains are designed to create cognitive shortcuts — inference, intuition, and so forth — to avoid precisely that sort of discomfort while coping with the rush of information we receive on a daily basis. Without those shortcuts, few things would ever get done. Unfortunately, with them, we’re easily suckered by political falsehoods.

Nyhan ultimately recommends a supply-side approach. Instead of focusing on citizens and consumers of misinformation, he suggests looking at the sources. If you increase the “reputational costs” of peddling bad info, he suggests, you might discourage people from doing it so often. “So if you go on ‘Meet the Press’ and you get hammered for saying something misleading,” he says, “you’d think twice before you go and do it again.”

Unfortunately, this shame-based solution may be as implausible as it is sensible. Fast-talking political pundits have ascended to the realm of highly lucrative popular entertainment, while professional fact-checking operations languish in the dungeons of wonkery. Getting a politician or pundit to argue straight-faced that George W. Bush ordered 9/11, or that Barack Obama is the culmination of a five-decade plot by the government of Kenya to destroy the United States — that’s easy. Getting him to register shame? That isn’t.

Joe Keohane is a writer in New York.
© Copyright 2010 Globe Newspaper Company.

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