Hermann News & Hearsay - Tuesday, 4/12/2011

Published by Dick Schaefer, Part-time Contributing Writer; Amateur Investigative Reporter; Aspiring Photo-Journalist, Creator of "Ralphie's Buffalo Chips" Column and Loyal Mizzou Fan

Date:  4/12/2011
Post:  2,078

Hermann News

• Gas prices are soaring nationwide.  Hermann is no exception.  Today the price of regular gasoline at the Hermann Fuel Mart is $3.749 per gallon.
• The St. Louis Cardinals finally broke out of their hitting slump last night as they defeated the Arizona Diamondbacks by a score of 8-2.  The boys down at the Sharp Corner Tavern report that Roho Efline cussed a blue streak!

Hermann Hearsay

• Rumor has it that Chubb E. Buttocks has knocked up Gertrude Schenkelberg.  The couple are planning a June wedding.
• Elmer Fudd's prize sow "Porky" gave birth to eight (8) piglets today.  Elmer named them "Perky", "Pinky", "Patty", "Paulie", "Pee-Wee", "Pokey", "Prissy" and "Pilgrim".

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