Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Heavy Snowfall Causing Major Problems For Local Idiots

Published by Dick Schaefer, Award-winning, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer; Amateur Investigative Reporter; and Aspiring Photo-Journalist

Date:  1/19/2011
Post:  1,510

Those who insist upon driving at inappropriately high rates of speed on the white stuff are predictably colliding with other motorists and/or sliding off in the ditches.  Tough!

Those who didn't stock up on milk, eggs, bread and beans will be getting hungry by tomorrow night.  Tough!

Those who didn't bring in the firewood today may have trouble finding it under the heavy snowfall tomorrow.  Tough!

Those who left the bars too late tonight and slipped on the slick, snow-covered sidewalks may have black and blue asses tomorrow.  Tough!

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