Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Hermann Hearsay Expands Subscription Options

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, and Cool YouTube Music Videos

Hermann Hearsay has just added third and fourth subscription options.  No other local online news website currently offers as many subscription options to their readers!  We are leading the way with innovative options for our valued subscribers!

The subscription options now offered are:
  1. FREE Subscription - No annual cost.  Simple streamlined sign-up process.  Just leave us a comment and you are immediately enrolled as a subcriber.  You will be able to read 99% of our articles.  Unlike one of our competitors, we hide very, very few articles from our FREE subscribers!  A good way to start out reading Hermann Hearsay if you are on a limited budget!
  2. PREMIUM Subscription - $24.95 annual subscription fee.  For this amount, you will receive one of our highly-prized 100% cotton golf caps with Hermann Hearsay logo.  You'll be the envy of everyone in your foursome.  Hermann Hearsay mascot 'Herkimer' adorns our premium quality golf caps which are supplied by Dora's Spinning Wheel in Hermann, MO.  You will be able to read 100% of the articles we publish, even the hidden ones!  In addition, we will contact you quarterly to get your input on the quality and content of Hermann Hearsay.  You will have a voice in our business!
  3. ULTRA PREMIUM Subscription - $39.95 annual subscription fee.  For this amount, you will receive one of our highly-prized 100% cotton golf shirts with Hermann Hearsay logo.  We just received our first embroidered shirt last Friday from Dora's Spinning Wheel.  We are already receiving many compliments from people around Hermann!  With this subcription level, you will be invited to a quarterly meeting with Hermann Hearsay staff.  And we'll even supply the coffee and soft drinks!  Access to 100% of our articles is assured!  Want to work with one of our reporters on a story of your own?  At this subscription level, you will be able to try your own hand at news reporting!
  4. PLATINUM Subscription - $199.95 LIFETIME subscription fee.  Pay us one time and never pay us again!  Not even if you live to be 110 years old!  You will receive one of our premium quality 100% cotton golf caps with Hermann Hearsay logo, one of our premium quality 100% cotton golf shirts with Hermann Hearsay logo, a lifetime subscription and all other benefits received by FREE, ULTRA and ULTRA PREMIUM subscribers!  In addition to all of this, you will be entitled to have your photo taken with 'Herkimer', our mascot!  This is our best-value subscription!  We urged all readers who can possibly afford it to opt for this subscription package.  You won't regret it!
Performance Metrics:
Total # FREE Subscribers: 000329
Total # Premium Subscribers: 000022
Subscribers Currently Online: 000083
New Visitors Currently Online: 000061
Alexa U.S. Traffic Ranking: 310,036
Total # Subscriber Telethons & Bake Sales: 0

Reciprocal Websites:
http://www.dschaefer.vemma.com/ (Premium Nutritional Drinks)
http://www.ngnn.com/ (Hermann NEWS & New Haven NEWS ONLINE)
http://www.vemmadrinker.blogspot.com/ (Premium Nutritional Drinks)

Non-Reciprocal Websites:
http://www.dorasspinningwheel.com/ (Embroidered Caps, Shirts, Etc.)
http://www.timeforpie.com/ (Pie, Rolls, Scones, Coffee, Lattes & More)

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