Thursday, May 13, 2010

BREAKING NEWS - County Employees Chow Down On Matt Penning's Famous German Potato Salad


Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor


County employees are celebrating Employee Appreciation Day at the Gasconade County Courthouse today.  Our sources inside the courthouse tell us that Northern District Commissioner Matt Penning made up a large batch of his famous German potato salad for the luncheon festivities.  Aaaaaaah!  At times like this, I'm tempted to run for a county office.  Hmmmmm?  County Collector might be a nice job!

No information is available on what dishes Presiding Commissioner Ron Jost or Southern District Commissioner Jerry Lairmore prepared for the county employees.  If someone knows, please contact us so we can update our report.

For more information regarding Matt Penning's Famous (and Secret Recipe) German Potato Salad, go to our earlier report by clicking on the following link:

http://hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/2010/04/matt-pennings-german-potato-salad.html

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3 comments:

  1. Someone told me that Commissioners Jost and Lairmore were grilling brats with Treasurer Joey Gross. But maybe that's just 'hearsay'?

    Elmer Hugz

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  2. What's in Matt's recipe, Jimmy? I'm only a FREE Subscriber, so I can't link to the recipe.

    Matt brought a big container full of his potato salad by this afternoon. That stuff is soooooo good!

    I think it has vinegar, bacon, celery, celery seed, black pepper, onion, pimento, corn starch and, of course, potatoes in it, but after that, I'm not sure. Bacon drippings perhaps? A touch of bay leaf maybe? Do I taste a hint of red wine? But what about the exact portions and what about Matt's unique processing secrets?

    I heard one guy is so desperate to learn the recipe, he plans to send a sample in to a testing lab to get the exact contents. But wouldn't it be cheaper to pay $29.95 for a Premium Subscription to 'Hermann Hearsay'?

    Dick Schaefer

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  3. Oh and Jimmy, Matt's 'Kentucky Derby Pie' is to die for!!!!!! He won't give me the recipe for that either!

    Dick

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