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• Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.  Henrietta Hornschwagel, Rhineland, MO
• Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.  B&B Fashion Shop, Hermann,MO
• Wanted. Widower with school age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.  Elmer Hugz, Hermann, MO
• And now, the Superstore-unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.  Market Street, Hermann, MO 
• We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.  Billy Bob Gentry, Berger, MO
• Have VIAGRA.  Need woman.  Barry Schmelly, Hermann, MO
• For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.  Gertrude Schenkelberg, Hermann, MO
• Work Wanted:  Man, honest. Will take anything.  Ben Dover, Drake, MO
• Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.  A-1 Used Cars, Swiss, MO
  

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YARD SALE

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YARD SALE

Date:  Saturday, May 1st

Time:  9:00 a.m. - 5:00 p.m.

Location:  Elmer Fudd's farm

Items for sale:

Ten (10) well-used rabbit box traps
Three (3) male beagles - Nipper, Spot and Snoopy
Six (6) boxes of Remington 20 ga. shotgun shells (#6 shot)
Remington Model 870 Wingmaster 20 ga. shotgun
Thirty-six (36) rabbit pelts

Terms of sale:

Cash only
All sales final

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MISCELLANEOUS

• Illiterate? Write today for free help.  Jake's Literacy Service, P.O. Box 220, Hermann, MO 65041
• Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again.  Andy's Repair Service, Rhineland, MO.
• Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.  Ima Realfule's Child Care, Hermann, MO.
• Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. A. E. Newman, Bland, MO.  573-225-2582 cell.
• Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel. AJAX Dynamite Company, Big Springs, MO.
• 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.  Bearcat Pre-School, Hermann, MO.
• Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.  Flossy Funderburk, Hermann, MO.
• Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross/Blue Shield and liberal salary.  Maximilian Von Lopithoff, Columbia, MO.
• Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.  Al's Diner, Gasconade, MO.
• For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.  Elmer J. Fudd, Hermann, MO.
• Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.  Joe's Tattoos and Piercings, New Haven, MO.
• We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.  Millie's Sewing Service, Hermann, MO.
• Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.  Flossy Funderburk, Hermann, MO.
• Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.  Beula Bowelmovement, Hermann, MO.
• Vacation Special: have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.  AAA Pest Control, McKittrick, MO.
• Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.  Dick Schaefer, 573-225-2582.

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Word is getting out that Hermann Hearsay offers free classified ads!  The following ads have just been
received:

MISCELLANEOUS

• Illiterate?  Write today for free help.  Ira Jones' Adult Education, Berger, MO.          
• Auto Repair Service.  Free pick-up and delivery.  Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.  Shady Tree Auto Service, McKittrick, MO.    

• Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.  486-0001.

• Semi-Annual After-Christmas Sale.  Stock up and save.  Limit: one.  Newman & Sons Snow Shovels.  1-800-SHOVELS.
• 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school.  Experience preferred.  Berger Bottoms Pre-School.
  
• Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.  486-001.
  
• Girl wanted to assist magician in "cutting-off-head" illusion. Blue Cross Blue Shield insurance and generous salary.  1-800-MAGICAL.

Classified Ads

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Classified ads as well as display ads are FREE here at
Hermann Hearsay.  We are proud to post the following list of classified ads, and we're proud to serve local advertisers:

DENTAL CARE

• For Sale:  One pair hardly used dentures.  Only two teeth missing.  $100 OBO.  Call Ira at 573-486-0001.

FOOD AND HOME CARE PRODUCTS

• Watkins quality gourmet natural food and natural home care products.  Order at www.WatkinsOnline/richardhschaefer or call 573-225-2582.
• Elmer Fudd's Delicious Wabbit Stew.  Call 1-800-WABBITS and ask for Elmer.

HEALTH AND NUTRITION 

• VeMMA ultra-premium liquid nutritional supplements and Verve energy drinks.  For more information go to http://www.d_schaefer.vemma.com/ or call 573-225-2582.

HUNTING CLUBS

• Elmer Fudd's Wabbit Hunting Club.  For reservations and driving directions, call 1-800-WABBITS and ask for Elmer.

SNOW REMOVAL

• Newman and Sons Snow Shovel Service.  "You can shovel it or we'll shovel it for you."  New and used snow shovels available.  Snow removal hourly rates.  Call 1-800-SHOVELS and ask for Alfred, Albert, Alfonso or Andrew.