Thursday, September 9, 2010

Post #700 .....

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

Date:  9/9/2010

Hermann Hearsay has reached a major milestone today!  This is our 700th posting.  Our first posting was on July 5th, 2009.

Since our initial start-up, Clark Kant has retired as Editor In Chief but still sits on our editorial board, Lois Lame has been promoted to Assistant Editor, and I have been pomoted to Clark's old position.  We have also hired Frank Furter to handle our IT issues, report on the weekend weather forecast, keep our offices clean and brew our coffee.

Some people want to shut us down.  Since our start-up, we have been harshly criticized on this site as well as on other sites for some of our views, we have been threatened with two lawsuits, we have been criticized and intimidated by certain county officials during public county commission meetings and we have been smeared in email messages sent to various people in the county.  The question is "Why?"  Why is it that these people want so desperately to discredit us and silence us?

Yet even with all the determined opposition we have faced, we are still here.  We are still speaking out on issues when we feel it important for us to do so.  With your continued support and indulgence, we shall continue to speak out.

Our website format has evolved during the past 14 months.  We expected that it would.  We have listened to your input, and we are working hard to meet your needs.  Keep on giving us your input.  We will listen to it and consider it seriously as we move forward.

We have "branded" our identity with our mascot 'Herkimer', and we have created our own designer line of golf apparel featuring our unique and irreverent 'Hermann Hearsay' trademarked logo.  No other local news media organization has their own designer line of golf apparel.

It has been difficult to remain financially solvent in our highly competitive local online news market. But we have managed to keep our overhead low, and we are managing to stay in business.  As we move forward into 2011, we will seek to improve our profitability.  We would like to buy a fancy digital camera with a great big telescopic lens like our competitors have.  We're shopping around for the best deal.  We would also like to be able to buy gourmet coffee for the office.  Folgers is OK, but we'd like to move up to Starbucks, Dunkin' Donuts or maybe some nice organically grown coffee.

The main thing is that we've been having fun ..... and we hope that you've been having fun too!  We'll keep speaking up, and we hope you'll keep reading our opinions and responding with yours!

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."  First Amendment, U. S. Constitution

Hermann Hearsay Performance Metrics - Thursday, 9/9/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date: 9/9/2010


Performance Metrics:
Total # FREE Subscribers: 000,353
Total # Premium Subscribers: 000,030
Total # Ultra Premium Subscribers: 000,004
Total # Platinum Lifetime Subscribers: 000,003
Subscribers Currently Online: 000,106
New Visitors Currently Online: 000,038
Alexa U.S. Traffic Ranking: 751,885
Alexa World Traffic Ranking: 1,036,360
Cumulative Postings Since Start-up: 699
Total # Subscriber Telethons, Raffles & Bake Sales: 0
Total $'s Recv'd From Politicians For Promotional Consideration: 0
Total # Subscriptions Revoked for Copyright Infringement: 0
Overall Financial Conditon: Solvent

Eric Clapton - "Change The World" ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/9/2010

It's "Eric Clapton Thursday" here at Hermann Hearsay.  We're playing Clapton CDs all day long in the office.  For your listening enjoyment, we've selected an old Clapton song called "Change The World" .....

Photo Of The Day - Thursday, 9/9/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/9/2010

'The Yellow Kid'
The Yellow Kid emerged as the lead character in Hogan's
Alley, drawn by Richard F. Outcault for The World in
1896, which became one of the first Sunday supplement
comic strips in an American newspaper, although its
graphical layout had already been thoroughly established
in political and other entertainment cartoons. The Yellow
Kid was a bald, snaggle-toothed child who wore a
yellow nightshirt and hung around in a ghetto alley filled
with equally odd characters, mostly other children. With
a goofy grin, the Kid habitually spoke in a ragged,
peculiar ghetto argot printed on his shirt, a device meant
to lampoon advertising billboards.

Laugh Of The Day - Thursday, 9/9/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/9/2010

"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something."  ~ Jackie Mason

Quote Of The Day - Thursday, 9/9/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/9/2010

"A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong gives it a superficial appearance of being right."  ~ Thomas Paine

Bible Verse Of The Day - Thursday, 9/9/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/9/2010

"It was not through law that Abraham and his offspring received the promise that he would be heir of the world, but through the righteousness that comes by faith."  ~ Romans 4:13

Abraham stands as a primary example of the gospel. Abraham did not receive God’s favor because of his looks or abilities. It was simply that when God made a promise Abraham believed it, even when that promise was so huge Abraham couldn’t comprehend it. Though this promise wasn’t realized until much later, Abraham still lived his life in line with the promises of God. This is what made Abraham righteous. Not his actions, but the deep trust that guided all of those actions toward God.

Today’s commentary by: Dave Whitehead, Senior Pastor, GraceNYC.org