Classified Ads

Published by Lois Lame, Lifestyles Reporter and Ad Sales

Word is getting out that Hermann Hearsay offers free classified ads!  The following ads have just been
received:

MISCELLANEOUS

• Illiterate?  Write today for free help.  Ira Jones' Adult Education, Berger, MO.          
• Auto Repair Service.  Free pick-up and delivery.  Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.  Shady Tree Auto Service, McKittrick, MO.    

• Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.  486-0001.

• Semi-Annual After-Christmas Sale.  Stock up and save.  Limit: one.  Newman & Sons Snow Shovels.  1-800-SHOVELS.
• 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school.  Experience preferred.  Berger Bottoms Pre-School.
  
• Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.  486-001.
  
• Girl wanted to assist magician in "cutting-off-head" illusion. Blue Cross Blue Shield insurance and generous salary.  1-800-MAGICAL.