Laugh Of The Day - Saturday, 5/22/2010

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, and Cool YouTube Music Videos

"At first I wanted to be a jockey. I rode horses in Cleveland but I kept falling off and I was afraid of horses. So there wasn't much of a future in it."  ~ Tim Conway

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Quote Of The Day - Saturday, 5/22/2010

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, and Cool YouTube Music Videos

"I don't consider myself an offensive guy. I am just a harmless lovable little fuzzball."  ~ Rush Limbaugh 

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Photo Of The Day - Saturday, 5/22/2010

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, and Cool YouTube Music Videos

Tator Tot, Computer Literate Cat

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Charlie Farquharson's Weekend Weather Report

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor,
and Charlie Farquharson, Weekend Weather Reporter

We've intentionally stayed away from reporting on the daily weather.  Other local online news services are already reporting on the daily weather, and we figured you could just turn on your TV or radio or go to http://www.weather.com/ to get the weather report.  So daily weather reporting has not been a high priority for us.

Not until now that is!  Charlie Farquharson of the KORN radio station has agreed to do a special homespun weekend weather report for us.  We thought we'd give it a shot!

Here's Charlie ......

Good mornin', Hermann Hearsay subscribers!
I'm as happy as a pig in poop to be doin' the weekend weather report for you folks!
I "hearsay" that the weather this weekend is gonna be unseasonably hot and humid.  A real scorcher!
You're gonna be seein' lots of sunshine on Saturday and Sunday both!
Wear sunscreen and sunglasses if you're gonna be outside.
Today the temperatures will be in the 80s, droppin' to the 60s tonight.
Sunday the temperatures will soar into the 90s.
Folks, now don't you forget to water your chickens and livestock and provide them a shady place under a big tree.
Don't think we'll have any rain, but a pop-up shower or two is a distinct possibility.
Well, that's about it folks!
For KORN, this is Charlie Farquharson signin' off and wishin' you a nice weekend!

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