Saturday, June 5, 2010

Photo Of The Day - Saturday, 6/5/2010

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, Cool YouTube Music Videos and Custodian In Training


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Laugh Of The Day - Saturday, 6/5/2010

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"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."  ~ Steve Martin.

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Quote Of The Day - Saturday, 6/5/2010

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"Neither the wisest constitution nor the wisest laws will secure the liberty and happiness of a people whose manners are universally corrupt."  ~ Samuel Adams, Essay in the Public Advertiser, 1749

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Hermann Hearsay Makes Major Investment In State-Of-The-Art Technology

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

I just returned from making a major purchase at Granneman's Radio Shack here in Hermann.  Hermann Hearsay is making another major investment in technology.  You might recall that our owner authorized the purchase of some new HP laptop computers for our reporters earlier this year.  Today I purchased an Olympus brand, Model VN-6000 digitial voice recorder for use by our reporters.  We'll try to share this device between us, but if that proves unworkable, I'll just have to purchase one or two more of these handy little devices.

I've often wondered why our reports seem to occasionally differ from the reports of the other news agencies.  I noticed this to be especially true in our reports on Gasconade County Commission Meetings.   Were we missing critical points in these meetings?  Have we not been hearing what others hear and report?  Have we been hearing Northern District Matt Penning make valid and important points which CNL reporters have either not heard or have decided not to report?

Now we have a digital voice recorder capable of recording 604 hours of meetings.  Now we will be able to go back and check our meeting notes vs. what was actually said in the meetings.  Now we will be able to absolutely "guarantee" the accuracy and validity of our reporting!

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Charlie Farquharson's Weekend Weather Report - June 5 - 6

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor, and Charlie Farquharson, Weekend Weather Reporter

We've intentionally stayed away from reporting on the daily weather. Other local online news services are already reporting on the daily weather, and we figured you could just turn on your TV or radio or go to http://www.weather.com/ to get the weather report. So daily weather reporting has not been a high priority for us.

But weekend weather reporting is!  People care about the weather more on weekends.  They want to know if their fishing plans will be affected, if their golf outing will be rained out and whether or not to drive all the way to St. Louis for a Cardinals game.  Charlie Farquharson of the KORN radio station has agreed to do a special homespun weekend weather report for us. We thought we'd give it a shot!

Here's Charlie and his 2nd Hermann Hearsay weekend weather report ......

Good mornin', Hermann Hearsay subscribers!

I'm as happy as a pig in poop to be doin' my second Hermann Hearsay weekend weather report for you folks!

I "hearsay" that the weather this weekend is gonna be unseasonably hot and humid. A real scorcher!  Hot as a tin roof on top of a chicken coop in the middle of July!

You're gonna be seein' a fair amount of sunshine on Saturday and Sunday both!

Wear sunscreen and sunglasses if you're gonna be outside.  Wear light cotton clothing too!

Today, it's gonna be partly coudy with a high temperature of 93° F, droppin' to a low of 65° F tonight.  Now, we have a probability of isolated thunder storms tonight, but I can't be sure of the % probability right here in Hermann.  My weather instrumentation has been givin' me fits recently.  I'm guessin' that the chance of precipitation will be about 10 to 20%.  So, if you're gonna be out tonight, take an umbrella along with ya just to be on the safe side.
On Sunday, the temperatures will drop a bit.  Our high temperature will only be 82° F.  It will be mostly sunny.  A great day for a picnic or golfin' or fishin' .........or for mowin' your lawn if you don't get around to it on Saturday.  The chance of precipitation is about 30% on Sunday.  That's my guess anyway!
 
Folks, now don't you forget to water your dogs, cats, chickens and livestock and provide them a shady place under a big tree this weekend!  Don't leave a dog or a baby in a closed up automibile either

Well, that's about it folks!

For KORN and Hermann Hearsay, this is Charlie Farquharson signin' off and wishin' you a nice weekend!

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