Thursday, April 15, 2010

All Hermann Hearsay Articles Immediately Available To FREE Subscribers and Visitors Alike

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services and Advertising

I want to respond to a rumor that the editorial board and ownership of Hermann Hearsay are planning to move to a "paid subscription business model" and thereby restrict the availability of some articles and reports to paid subscribers only.  This rumor is absolutely untrue and is likely intended to cause concern among our loyal readers!

It has been our long-standing policy here at HH to offer FREE subscriptions to ALL of our readers.  We will continue that policy, and I have been authorized to guarantee you that we will never, ever change our FREE subscription policy.  We will never consider hiding any of our articles or reports from the view of anyone!  Frankly, we think adopting such a policy would be a bit tacky!  We don't need to employ such tactics to induce you to pay for our reports since we are FREE to everyone.  We don't need to advertise the fact that we have articles and reports that you can't read because you are not a paid subscriber in order to generate subscription fees.  We have taken the higher road ..... and we will remain on that higher road!

We believe in an AMERICAN FREE PRESS!  We believe that we should be FREE to report on whatever we choose.  You in turn are FREE to either read or not read what we report.  We will never charge you for reading our website.  We are a FREE site!  And you are our welcomed and much appreciated regular readers and periodic visitors!  We would no more charge you to read our journalistic work than we would charge our neighbor or our best friend for a cool drink of water on the hottest day in July!

That's how we see it.  How do you see it?

Lois Lame
Subscriber Services and Advertising
www.HermannHearsay.blogspot.com

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BREAKING NEWS: Subscriptions Hit The 275 Mark!!!


Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services and Advertising

Hallelujah!  We are truly blessed!

Last night at 10:26 p.m. LaWanda Page became our 275th subscriber.  LaWanda is retired and now lives in Washington, MO.  She heard about Hermann Hearsay one evening when she happened to bump into Jimmy Oldsun at Marquart's Landing down on the Washington riverfront.  They got to talking and Jimmy shared his business card with LaWanda.  And that was all it took!  LaWanda began reading HermannHearsay, liked it and opened her FREE subscription immediately.

Welcome to Hermann Hearsay, LaWanda!

At the rate we are now growing, I expect that we'll hit 300 subscriptions sometime in May.  Subscription growth without telethons and bake sales!  But how are we doing it?!  It's simple!  There are two primary reasons we are growing:  (1) Our subscriptions are FREE, and (2) we don't publish useless drivel on our website!

Lois Lame
Subscriber Services and Advertising
www.HermannHearsay.blogspot.com

Total # of free subscribers: 000275
Subscribers currently online: 000109
New visitors currently online: 000081

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I'm Back In The Saddle Again

Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

I returned to Hermann late last night after spending a week in St. Louis. What an interesting week! I'll write about my experience in a future article.

For right now, I just want to say thanks for all the flowers and cards you sent me. Thanks for all your prayers and well wishes! I also want to thank Jimmy, Lois and Frank for doing an absolute bang-up job during my absence!

I'm back at work today. And I have to say it's great to be ...... "back in the saddle again"!



Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
www.HermannHearsay.blogspot.com

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Subscribers currently online: 000103
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Clark Kant Released From St. Louis Mental Institution

Published by Jimmy Olsun, Night Desk Reporter, Investigative Reporter, Sports Reporter, Weather Reporter and Acting Editor In Chief

Great news everyone!  Clark Kant, my boss and mentor here at Hermann Hearsay, has been released from the St. Louis mental institution where he has been evaluated and treated for the past seven days. 

Clark is too modest to tell you this himself, so I will.  Clark passed all of the mental tests they could think to throw at him!  In fact, Clark received an overall score of 98%.  They say that he is in the 98th percentile of all patients who have ever taken their entire battery of mental tests!  (Jeffy Pooh and Hammerin' Hank, please take note of Clark's high score!) 

Clark would never brag about himself.  And he'll probably chastise me for talking about him in this report.  Knowing Clark and his self-depricating humor, he'll probably tell you, just as he told me last night, that he's "only about a half a bubble off level".

Lois, Frank and I are very happy to have Clark back!  I know that many of our readers are also happy to learn that Clark is back.  Welcome back, Clark!

Jimmy Oldsun
Night Desk Reporter, Investigative Reporter, Sports Reporter, Weather Reporter and Acting Editor In Chief
www.HermannHearsay.blogspot.com

Total # of free subscribers: 000266
Subscribers currently online: 000033
New visitors currently online: 000067