Date: 8/7/2010
"We've been waiting on them and waiting on them!" ~ The Shadow
Saturday, August 7, 2010
Only The Shadow Knows .......
Published by Dick Schaefer, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer and Amateur Investigative Reporter
Date: 8/7/2010
Date: 8/7/2010
NEWS FLASH from CNL!
Date: 8/7/2010
BREAKER! BREAKER! THIS JUST IN!
CNL, the propaganda "news" agency for Jerry Lairmore and Ron Jost, is reporting ....... (brace yourself for this SHOCKING NEWS FLASH) ........ that "County Commission majority shoots down Penning's ideas for Road Department meetings"!
And this is "news"? Hello? Earth to Jeff Noedel? The County Commission "majority" has been shooting down ALL of Penning's ideas since he was first elected Northern District Associate Commission TWO YEARS AGO!
It's because of shallow "news" reporting like this that I am drinking FIJI artesian water instead of buying a subscription to CNL! Ha ha ha! FIJI artesian water is refreshing and satisfying! Especially good with Macallan 12 single-malt scotch!
By the way, I can't read the entire article on this subject since I'm not a subscriber, but I'm wondering if Jeff Noedel is hammering Lairmore and Jost about Missouri Sunshine Law violations with respect to the "road department meetings" just like he hammered the GCCS Board of Directors about alleged sunshine law violations? Perhaps a CNL subscriber can let me know.
The GCCS is a private 501(3)c corporation which accepts and spends no public/taxpayer funds. They are free to have open meetings or closed meetings. No law, however, compels that they must have open meetings. Nevertheless, they are very transparent and welcome members and non-members to their meetings. You can come to any of their meetings! They will welcome you with open arms! They want you to know what their objectives are and they'd like for you to join their organization. Nevertheless, Jeff Noedel inexplicably raised holy hell about the GCCS violating the sunshine laws several months ago!
On the otherhand, the County Commissioners represent the public, all the taxpayers in Gasconade County. They authorize the expenditure of public/taxpayer funds. They are therefore subject to the Missouri Sunshine Laws. So-called "road department meetings" are no exception. Because official business of the County Commission is presumed to be conducted anytime two or more Commissioners are gathered together, the Commissioners must notify the public of these "road department meetings" and open them to the public. The principle is "transparency in government". I wonder what Jeff Noedel has to say about the county's "road department meetings"?
Boning Up On The Missouri Sunshine Laws
Published by Dick Schaefer, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer and Amateur Investigative Reporter
Date: 8/7/2010
There's been a lot of people citing the Missouri Sunshine Laws here in Gasconade County. I thought I'd spend some time this weekend "boning up" on the various provisions of Missouri law. Perhaps you'd like to "bone up" as well. If so, you can go to the Missouri Attorney General's website. Pour yourself a glass of Macallan single-malt scotch and light up a Cohiba cigar. Then click on the following link and knock yourself out reading the law:
http://ago.mo.gov/sunshinelaw/sunshinelaw.htm
Date: 8/7/2010
There's been a lot of people citing the Missouri Sunshine Laws here in Gasconade County. I thought I'd spend some time this weekend "boning up" on the various provisions of Missouri law. Perhaps you'd like to "bone up" as well. If so, you can go to the Missouri Attorney General's website. Pour yourself a glass of Macallan single-malt scotch and light up a Cohiba cigar. Then click on the following link and knock yourself out reading the law:
http://ago.mo.gov/sunshinelaw/sunshinelaw.htm
Doncha be callin' me a racist, bro!
Date: 8/7/2010
A few postings back, a particularly bold and brave commenter named "Anonymous" had the audacity (and poor judgment) to call me a RACIST. Can you imagine that?! Little ol' loveable fuzzball me?!
Sometimes when people don't like what you're saying and they don't have any factual rationale to refute what you're saying, they go mad with rage and they resort to personal attacks. Calling someone a RACIST is a typical intimidation tactic used by bullies and it is often the last refuge for those whose minds are completely exhausted.
No one wants to be called a RACIST. No one wants to think of themself as bigoted. We all want to think of ourselves as fair-minded. And I am no different!
Maybe "Anonymous" called me a RACIST because I posted a photo of the notorious gangsta rapper, 'Snoop Dogg'. ('Snoop Dogg' just happens to be BLACK.) I can't find anything else in my posting which might have elicited such an accusation by "Anonymous". That's why I am now (hereinabove) posting a photo of 'Eminem', a notorious WHITE gangsta rapper.
So ya see, we are an equal opportunity critic of gangsta rappers here at Hermann Hearsay. We don't like any of 'em ...... BLACK or WHITE!
So "Anonymous", doncha be callin' me a RACIST ..... bro!
Patsy Cline - "Crazy"
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 8/7/2010
The world lost Patsy Cline when she was barely 30 years old. What a shame!
Today is "Patsy Cline Saturday" at Hermann Hearsay. Here's Patsy singing one of her most recognizable songs, "Crazy".
Date: 8/7/2010
The world lost Patsy Cline when she was barely 30 years old. What a shame!
Today is "Patsy Cline Saturday" at Hermann Hearsay. Here's Patsy singing one of her most recognizable songs, "Crazy".
Hermann Hearsay Local Advertisers
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 8/7/2010
Just a reminder to local business owners ..... We offer FREE ADVERTISING! "What's the catch?" you're probably asking? Here's the deal ..... We'll give you one FREE DISPLAY AD exposure, once per day (6 days) for 5 weeks. After that IF you like our service and choose to continue advertising with us, we will charge you at a rate not to exceed one-half of the rate you would be charged by our lowest-cost competitor. You call 'em, inquire about their advertising rates, and then call us and tell us to run your ad for ONE-HALF of the lowest rate you were quoted! It's just that SIMPLE! We guarantee that we will reduce your ADVERTISING expenditures! Then pass along your AD savings to your customers. Many of your customers are our readers, and we think they deserve a break too!
Here are a couple sample display ads:
If you just want to advertise your website link on Hermann Hearsay, we will do that for you as a free service, a professional courtesy if you will. We would, of course, like for you to reciprocate and publish our website link on your website, but we won't push you on that. You can reciprocate if you think we're providing you a good service by listing your website on our website.
Our current list of website links is as follows:
Hermann Hearsay wants to help you with your advertising needs! Leave a comment, send us an email at richardhschaefer@yahoo.com or contact us at 573-225-2582 cell. Let's get together!
Date: 8/7/2010
Just a reminder to local business owners ..... We offer FREE ADVERTISING! "What's the catch?" you're probably asking? Here's the deal ..... We'll give you one FREE DISPLAY AD exposure, once per day (6 days) for 5 weeks. After that IF you like our service and choose to continue advertising with us, we will charge you at a rate not to exceed one-half of the rate you would be charged by our lowest-cost competitor. You call 'em, inquire about their advertising rates, and then call us and tell us to run your ad for ONE-HALF of the lowest rate you were quoted! It's just that SIMPLE! We guarantee that we will reduce your ADVERTISING expenditures! Then pass along your AD savings to your customers. Many of your customers are our readers, and we think they deserve a break too!
YOUR DISPLAY AD WILL APPEAR (along with others)
IN THIS SPACE DAILY
Here are a couple sample display ads:
For information about VeMMA ultra-premium liquid nutritional drinks, contact:
Richard H. Schaefer
573-225-2582
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If you just want to advertise your website link on Hermann Hearsay, we will do that for you as a free service, a professional courtesy if you will. We would, of course, like for you to reciprocate and publish our website link on your website, but we won't push you on that. You can reciprocate if you think we're providing you a good service by listing your website on our website.
YOUR WEBSITE LINK WILL APPEAR (along with others)
IN THIS SPACE DAILY
Our current list of website links is as follows:
Reciprocal Websites:
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Non-Reciprocal Websites:
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www.hermannchamberofcommerce.com/ (Hermann C of C)
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Hermann Hearsay wants to help you with your advertising needs! Leave a comment, send us an email at richardhschaefer@yahoo.com or contact us at 573-225-2582 cell. Let's get together!
Hermann Hearsay Performance Metrics
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 8/7/2010
Date: 8/7/2010
Performance Metrics:
Total # FREE Subscribers: 000,348
Total # Premium Subscribers: 000,030
Total # Ultra Premium Subscribers: 000,004
Total # Platinum Lifetime Subscribers: 000,003
Subscribers Currently Online: 000,110
New Visitors Currently Online: 000,038
Alexa U.S. Traffic Ranking: 177,493
Alexa World Traffic Ranking: 897,158
Total # Subscriber Telethons, Raffles & Bake Sales: 0
Total $'s Recv'd From Politicians For Promotional Consideration: 0
Photo Of The Day - Saturday, 8/7/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 8/7/2010
Date: 8/7/2010
Red-headed Woodpecker
Photographed by Hermann Hearsay subscriber Richard Smoker
Laugh Of The Day - Saturday, 8/7/2010
Date: 8/7/2010
"Be true to your teeth and they won't be false to you." ~ Soupy Sales
Quote Of The Day - Saturday, 8/7/2010
Date: 8/7/2010
“First they came for the Communists, but I was not a Communist so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Socialists and the Trade Unionists, but I was neither, so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Jews, but I was not a Jew so I did not speak out. And when they came for me, there was no one left to speak out for me.” ~ Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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