Monday, April 26, 2010

YARD SALE

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YARD SALE

Date:  Saturday, May 1st
Time:  9:00 a.m. - 5:00 p.m.
Location:  Elmer Fudd's farm

Items for sale:

Ten (10) well-used rabbit box traps
Three (3) male beagles - Nipper, Spot and Snoopy
Six (6) boxes of Remington 20 ga. shotgun shells (#6 shot)
Remington Model 870 Wingmaster 20 ga. shotgun
Thirty-six (36) rabbit pelts
Terms of sale:

Cash only
All sales final



Lois Lame
Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, Cool Music and LIVE Webcams
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/

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Approaching The 300 Subscriber Mark!

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, Cool Music and LIVE Webcams

We're quickly approaching 300 subscribers ...... 300 FREE subscribers that is!  The count now stands at 291.  We expect to hit 300 on or about Cinco De Mayo!  Jimmy says he's gonna treat me to margaritas and tacos on Cinco De Mayo.  He says I've done a good job building our FREE subscriber base!

In addition to our great progress in adding subscribers, we are setting page view records every week.  But we didn't think you'd be interested in all that minutiae, so we didn't include it in this report.  You might be interested to know that we're still in the BLACK, although there have been a few times when we wondered if we could meet the payroll.  Fortunately, Clark, Jimmy, Frank and I work for peanuts!

Our editor Jimmy Oldsun and I have been working on a plan to create a PAYING subscriber category.  We could use a little extra cash flow!  Since a lot of people think they are getting more IF they pay for it, we're going to use this sales psychology to give them what they want ...... a new PAID subscriber option!

For only $29.95 annually, our PAID subscribers will get the following:
  • All the great feature stories and news articles that our regular FREE subscribers enjoy.  We won't cheat our loyal FREE subscribers by hiding any juicy postings from them.  Nope!  Everybody gets to read everything here at Hermann Hearsay!
  • A once/month call from one of our reporters to fill you in on the juiciest hearsay in the Hermann area.  This call will be LIVE and interactive.  You will get to ask us questions.  This benefit is something that will NOT be available to our FREE subscribers.
  • An exclusive Hermann Hearsay golf cap or golf shirt.  These classy caps and shirts will be highly coveted.  You will want to have one of your very own! And .....
  • A special limited-edition, autographed, frameable color photo of the famous Hermann Hearsay "Horse's Mouth". 
And because we truly appreciate all of our loyal FREE subscribers who have made us what we are today, we will knock $5.00 off the PAID subscriber fee.  For our current base of FREE subscribers who convert to PAID subscriptions anytime during 2010, your fee will be ONLY $24.95 annually.

But why wait?  Call us today!

Lois Lame
Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, Cool Music and LIVE Webcams
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/

Total # of FREE subscribers: 000291
Subscribers currently online: 000193
New visitors currently online: 000120

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