An editorial comment by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief
The Information Age has come to the City of Hermann much as it has come to the rest of the world. Hermannites enjoy the use of all manner of modern day communication devices such as cordless telephones, voice recorders, mobile cellphones, pagers, iPhones, Blackberries, flat screen digital HDTVs, personal computers and so forth. Hermannites routinely communicate with other people by telephoning them, by paging them, by text messaging them, and by exchanging emails with them. Sometimes Hermannites even communicate the old-fashioned way by talking to their neighbors face-to-face in coffee shops, restaurants and smoke-filled taverns.
Hemannites are as internet savvy as any other group of people on the planet. We surf the net. We purchase items and services online. We blog, exchange ideas and "hook-up" with people we've never met. And for the past two years, we've been reading local daily online news accounts published by various news media outlets.
The concept of daily online news reporting was first introduced into the Hermann area a couple years ago by Jeff Noedel when he began publishing HermannMuenster.com, along with various other local online news websites like BergerWithCheese.com and others. Last November, the business partnership between Jeff Noedel and Glenn Warnebold came to an abrupt, angry and controversial end. HermannMuenster.com changed its name to HermannNews.com under the ownership of the Warnebolds and the new online news service remained in their offices on Market Street, while Jeff Noedel and his staff moved around the street corner to an office on west Fifth Street. Mr. Noedel soon re-emerged with his CountyNewsLIVE.com website. So now, whether we really need them or not, we have two daily online news outlets ..... HermannNews.com and CountyNewsLIVE.com. Along with The Hermann Advertiser-Courier and HermannAdvertiserCourier.com which are weekly publications and HermannHearsay.com which publishes articles on an irregular frequency basically whenever we damned well feel like it, it seems that we have more doggone local news stories than the average Hermannite can possibly read ..... unless, of course, he/she is retired or incarcerated in a penal institution of some sort. I suppose we shouldn't complain about all of this local news coverage. Afterall, it's much better than being totally uninformed. Or is it?
Consider for a moment what we have gained since daily online news reporting first came to Hermann:
- We now get duplicate and sometimes triplicate coverage of many local news stories. How many accounts of city council, county commission and feral cat committee meetings do you really need or want to read? The articles all end up looking pretty much the same to me!
- We receive more coverage of the Hermann Bearcat sports teams than St. Louisans receive of the Cardinals, the Blues and the Rams. Why do I need all this coverage of high school sports anyway? I guess it would be fine if I had a snotty-nosed, spoiled teenager playing on one or more of the Bearcat teams! Thankfully, I don't!
- We've had the live webcams monitoring the intersection of Fourth and Market Streets, the entrances to Peoples Savings Bank on west Fifth Street and now we have the Fourth Street webcam. Whoopdeedoo! Why does Jeff Noedel think that I have the need (and the time) to be a mind-numb voyeur, sitting at my computer and watching Hermann people drive down Fourth Street? Answer, Mr. Noedel? I don't! And I seriously doubt whether anyone else is interested in Fourth Street traffic. Now, if you want to install your live webcams at the county courthouse and the city administration building to broadcast the weekly county commission meetings and city council meetings, I just might be interested. Check around. Maybe others would be interested as well.
- We get daily weather reports brought to us by Dave Murray of FOX 2 News. Why do I need this? I watch ol' Dave enough on TV already ..... morning and evening. I can also go to Weather.com whenever I feel the need.
- We get the obituaries of local people. Are the obituary cards printed up and distributed by our local funeral home no longer sufficient for my needs? Thanks, but I read these at the local coffee shops and restaurants. And if I happen to miss any of the little cards, I can always refer to my weekly edition of The Hermann Advertiser-Courier.
- We get nice photos of very tasty-looking food offerings by various restaurants throughout the county. But wouldn't it be nice to also get the associated aromas? Now that would really be super cool and revolutionary! We already have digital high-definition video and audio broadcasting. But wouldn't it be nice to have high-definition olfactory broadcasting to enhance our experience on these daily online news sites! Get on that project, Mr. Noedel! You could make journalism history! And put Hermann on the map in so doing!
- We get YouTube video clips. Don't they think I'm capable of going to YouTube.com and watching video clips on my own? I usually look at the funny ones and the political ones rather than the old TV commercials from yesteryear.
- We also get lots of press releases sent out by every inconsequential organization in town and every inconsequential organization outside of town. Why do I care when they're having their chili suppers? Chili gives me gas. Give me a break, Jeff! If I'm not a member of these organizations, I don't give a tinker's damned what they're doing!
- Investigative reporting and critical exposes on the following topics of local interest: "Whatever Happened To Jon Held And The GCCS?" ..... "Whatever Happened To The Horace Brown Engineering Study Regarding The Courthouse Access Road?" ..... "Have There Been Any Further Cat Burglar Incidents At The County Collector's Office?" ..... "Pigg Hollow Road - How Is It That So Much Money Was Spent On This One Particular County Road?" ..... "1,000 Hermann Feral Cats - What Are Their Names?" ..... "Chip And Seal County Roads - Is Associate Commissioner Jerry Lairmore Still Proposing The 1/2 Cent Sales Tax Hike?" ..... "State Auditors - What Are They Finding In Their Gasconade County Audit?" ..... "Whatever Became Of The Recommendations Made By The State Auditors In The 2002 and 2006 County Audits?" ..... "Gasconade County Courthouse Renovation and Office Expansion - Is Presiding Commissioner Ron Jost Still Looking For A Plan?" ..... Etc. Maybe it's easier to publish "fluff" pieces rather than dig for information into the serious and important stories that readers really want to know about?
- Editorials about matters of local interest. I know our local daily online news publishers must surely have opinions, but we rarely see any op-ed pieces published on their websites. Maybe they are just afraid of pissing off their paid subscribers and/or advertisers? Here at Hermann Hearsay, we have NO paid subscribers NOR do we have paid advertisers. We are a FREE site. Therefore, we are completely FREE to speak our mind. And if our readers don't like what we have to say, they can just go elsewhere! We're not interested in winning any popularity contests here in the Hermann area!
- Some lifestyle articles or regular columns like: "Gourmet Food Recipes" ..... "Dating Tips For Old Farts" ..... "Wine Rankings and Wine/Food Pairing Recommendations" ..... "Beer Rankings and Beer/Food Pairing Recommendations" ..... "Best Cigar Lounges In Gasconade County" ..... "Sex Tips For Seniors" ..... Etc. Do you think I'm asking too much? It's just that I'm thinking I might be lured into laying down the price of an annual subscription IF I could get authoritative information on a few subjects like these!
Yes, the Information Age has come to Hermann. Information is readily available to us through various media and from various sources. But we must be careful to think critically and always question the validity, accuracy and completeness of the information we receive. When reading news articles published in either a traditional printed newspaper or in an online news website, we must always ask ourselves:
- Do we trust the reporter and publisher to deliver a fair, objective and balanced accounting of the story? What are their personal biases and grudges? Do we know? Are we sure?
- Does the reporter or publisher have any reason to "spin" the story one way or the other? What do we know about their relationship or lack of relationship with the people they are covering in their news article?
- Is there a "bigger" and "more important" story behind the story which has been published for the public's consumption? If there is, in fact, a "bigger" and "more important" story behind the story, why are the reporter and publisher not telling us that story? Are they blind to the "bigger" story because they lack sufficient curiosity as a journalist OR are they intentionally hiding the "bigger" story from us? If they are hiding the "bigger" story from us, why?
The explosion of information and the nearly instantaneous availablity of information in this Information Age can be a blessing or it can be a curse. Make sure you are getting the information you need from trusted sources. Ask yourself whether there is a "bigger" and "more important" story behind each story or news article you read. Understand the fact that every reporter and every publisher has their own unique set of personal values, biases and preconceived notions, and ask yourself whether you are being "spun".
Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
www.HermannHearsay.blogspot.com
Amen, Brother Clark! You hit the nail on the head!
ReplyDeleteElmer
Right on, Clark! I wanna see some hard-nosed investigative journalism!
ReplyDeleteJethro
Clark,
ReplyDeleteI support you 100%. I would especially like to see an expose on what became of the state auditor's recommendations to the county in the 2002 and 2006 audits. The answer is very probably absolutely nothing!
Richard Smoker
You make a lot of good points, Clark! I usually don't trust the accuracy of a damned thing that I read ..... unless it's in the sports pages or the funny pages!
ReplyDeleteWish we could get one of those fancy live webcams down here in Bland! Ha ha ha!
A. E. Newman
Bland, MO
Clark,
ReplyDeletePlease don't make fun of the Fourth Street webcam! Whenever my husband, Emil, is late getting home on a Friday night, I monitor the webcam to see if I can catch the little peckerwood going into or coming out of Wings-A-Blazin'. Emil's got a drinking problem and I also suspect that he's foolin' around with another woman there in Hermann. If I catch him with another woman, I'm gonna change him fom a rooster to a hen!
Other than the value of the live webcams, I agree with everything else you wrote.
Flossy
Clark,
ReplyDeleteFlossy is a neurotic and paranoid old woman!
Emil
Clark,
ReplyDeleteI didn't even know about these other websites. Don't think I have time for them! I'm workin' two jobs ya' know. Maybe when I retire next year I'll have time to check them out.
Hugs sweetie!
Beula
Hey Clark! I'd be interested in that column called "Sex Tips For Seniors".
ReplyDeleteSee ya at the coffee shop!
Oscar
I'm damned tired of you running down the other local websites! I read them everyday. You're a real asshole!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous,
ReplyDeleteI think Clark you hit a nerve! Truth has a way of getting to some that aren't telling the whole truth. Remember be HAPPY!
Yours Truely, Happy
Red man with smoke signal do not lie. White man with online news website do.
ReplyDeleteTonto
Tonto speak the truth! Hiyo Silver!
ReplyDeleteThe Lone Ranger
You're an arrogant and pompous SOB! Jeff and Alex are the #1 and #2 journalists in the whole county! You can't hold a candle to them, bird brain!
ReplyDeleteDeeply Disappointed in Drake
Folks,
ReplyDeleteYou are FREE to express yourselves as you wish at Hermann Hearsay. Unlike our competitors, we do NOT censor your comments! Bring it on!
Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
Clark,
ReplyDeleteYour getting like the other web sights. Now your a pompuos SOB! Hell you have been upgraded, who made #1 nad #2 GOD? Just like the other web sights Clark, are you only telling us the half truth just to stir up the peope to increase readership! Pretty clever, you have learned a lot from #1 and #2. I think Deeply Disappointed in Drake realy likes your style, keep it up and you will hook a lot more fish just like the other web sights. Glad to see it's free not like the so called #1! I hope you don't get greedy and start charging I can not afford the #1 you know!
Stay Happy,
The Happy Shouvler
To Happy Shoveler:
ReplyDeleteDear Happy,
Thanks for your comments and your loyal readership! Unlike our competitors we will never charge for our services here at Hermann Hearsay! I know that economic times are tough. That's why our founder and I believe that Hermannites deserve a free online news service. We will keep our overhead expenses low and we will not fritter away money on marginal investments like webcams. We will continue to pay the minimum wage to Jimmy and Lois. Afterall, they are hardly the #1 and #2 journalists in the county! Only by being extremely frugal can we bring you a FREE online service!
Be well my friend! And stay HAPPY!
Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
Clark,
ReplyDeleteI'm disappointed that you would criticize the other local online news services. They're just trying the very best!
Henrietta Hornschwagel
P.S. That little Alex Luft is really cute!
You're a real piece of horse manure, Clark! If I had a paid subscription to your damned website, I'd cancel it right now!
ReplyDeleteYes, yes, I know that your service is FREE! And that's exactly what it's worth! ZERO, NILCH, NADA, NOTHING!
Outraged in Owensville!
Responding to "Outraged in Owensville":
ReplyDeleteDear Outraged,
I'm sorry you feel that way! You will notice that I published your highly critical comment. Lesser online news services have been known to censor or refuse to publish such a harsh comment like you submitted. That will never happen here at Hermann Hearsay! We have a very thick skin here at Hermann Hearsay. So give us your best shot! Ha ha ha!
Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
You baaaaaaaaaad, Clark!
ReplyDeleteClark,
ReplyDeleteIf those other daily news websites aren't going to do any real investigative reporting, why don't you start doing it. I think you and Jimmy Oldsun would do a great job exposing some of the B.S. that's going on around here!
Frank
Clark,
ReplyDeleteLooks like you've stirred it up real good now!
I'm interested in that lifestyles column you proposed ..... "Cigar Lounges in Gasconade County". I can't get a good cigar in the convenience stores around here! I'm tired of smoking "Swisher Sweets"!
Elmer