Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Please accept our apologies .........

Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

Please accept our humble apologies for anything we may have done that you don't like.  Please also accept our apologies for all the things you'd like for us to do that we haven't done.

We've heard your whining feedback:
  1. We aren't covering a lot of stories like the other online news sites are doing.
  2. We aren't introducing some of the new, whiz-bang technologies with our news coverage like our competitors.
  3. We aren't chasing the waling sirens of ambulances or the flashing lights of fire trucks and police cars to cover all the exciting action of the night in and around Hermann. 
  4. We aren't doing cool live audio and video news broadcasts like our competitors.
  5. We don't require our commenters to use their real names like other websites do.
  6. We don't have live webcams so you can keep your eye on Hermann happenings.
  7. We don't have forums where you can bitch and complain.
All I can say to you is that we apologize profusely.  On the otherhand, we ain't gonna change a doggone thing!

Our service is free.  We ain't makin' much money doing this thankless job.  My staff, Jimmy Oldsun and Lois Lame, are both about to quit on me.  You see, we don't pay them very much, and we work them pretty hard.  So, if you think you can run a better online daily news service on a tight budget like I have, go right ahead!  Be my guest!

Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/

School bond question passes; Witthaus, Pratte keep seats on board

Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

I didn't send Jimmy Oldsun, our crackerjack investigative reporter, up to the county courthouse last night to cover the results of yesterday's local elections.  I knew it would be crowded in the hallway outside the county clerk's office with all of the "live broadcasts" going on.  I also knew that Don Kruse and his staff at The Hermann Advertiser-Courier would do their usual very thorough job on the election coverage so that our coverage would really not be necessary.  Besides, I didn't think our readers would need an election report until this morning anyway.  I figured that a lot of you would be watching 'American Idol' on TV last night or doing things with your families.

Here's the election coverage as reported by The Hermann Advertiser-Courier:

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School bond question passes; Witthaus, Pratte keep seats on board

By staff writer

Voters overwhelmingly approved the no-tax increase bond issue in the Gasconade County R-1 School District in Tuesday's election, and Todd Witthaus and Mike Pratte will keep their seats on the school board.

With Gasconade, Montgomery and Franklin county votes in, the bond issue received 866 yes votes to 329 no. Only Warren County votes were not reported, and the small Case-Gore precinct is not yet counted.

Todd Witthaus garnered the most votes (747) and Pratte, the current school board president, had the next most votes (638). Sherry Englert (561) and Curtis Thomas (259) were running for the first time. The Case-Gore precinct in Warren County was not reported in these totals.

In the Hermann municipal election, all incumbents were unopposed. Mayor Larry Miskel received 324 votes in Ward 1 and 2, and there were 12 votes for write-in candidates. Long-time city collector Marilyn Fricke received the most votes (369) in the two Hermann wards.

In Ward 2, Dan Wilson received 187 votes, and in Ward 1 Ron VanBooven received 154.

The R-1 district presented a $5 million bond proposal to the voters that is designed to meet most of the immediate facilities needs and long-term maintenance. All three campuses in the district will be addressed, and that will include the elementary school, middle school and high school. The district also intends to build, for the first time, an administration building that will free-up the space it now occupies in the middle school.

The facilities that house special needs students will be improved to meet their needs, and ADA issues will also be improved.

The district expects to save thousands of dollars with low interest from Stimulus funds.

In the race for school board, Witthaus and Pratte received most of their votes in the two Hermann wards and the large ward (Little Berger) that makes up rural Hermann. Witthaus received 154 votes in the Little Berger precinct and Pratte received 152. Sherry Englert, a former Hermann Middle School teacher, received 75 votes in that precinct, and Curtis Thomas had 44.

All total, here's how the Gasconade County vote went for the school board candidates: Witthaus 543, Pratte 452, Englert 368 and Thomas 183.

In Montgomery County, Pratte received the most votes (135) while Witthaus had 133. Englert received 127 and Thomas 49. The Montgomery County portion of the Gasconade R-1 school district comes from Rhineland, McKittrick, Big Spring, New Florence and Mineola.

In the race for mayor of Berger, Mayor Terry Black was re-elected with 48. Former Mayor Harold Englert received 33. Ward 1 alderman Milferd Elfine kept his seat, getting 31 votes to just 8 for Barbara Flint, who has run for office in Berger several times before. Ward 2 alderman Bryan Dirks was unopposed and received 27 votes.

In the city Bland, a new mayor will take office. Trish O'Dell received 103 votes and unseated Mayor Bruce Sassmann, who had 70.

In the city of Gasconade, Collector Marjorie Kuhn had opposition but was re-elected. She had 34 votes while Jean Sailors had 5.

In the city of Morrison, Mayor Sam Birk, City Collector Stephanie Birk all were re-elected and ran unopposed.

Owensville elected a new mayor Tuesday as challenger Dixon Somerville unseated Jesse Loeb, 262-200. Robert Rickerd was re-elected city marshal of Owensville in a close race with Joseph Weirich. Rickerd received 240 votes to 216 for Weirich.

Tuesday's election brought out 1,679 voters in Gasconade County. There were 7,681 registered voters for the April 6 election, and Tuesday's turnout was 21.86 percent.

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Great reporting by The A-C!  Just the facts.  No bells and whistles.  No opinion, embellishment or commentary.  If you don't already have a subscription to The A-C, you should consider getting one.  The A-C is the Gold Standard of election news coverage in the local area!

Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com

The Beauty and Reliability of Simplicity

Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

While other local online daily news websites are having reliability problems and periodically "crashing" for good chunks of time, Hermann Hearsay is proud to report that we have never "crashed".  We have never been down for one minute.  We are always here whenever you have the time to visit us!

Perhaps the critical difference is that we rely upon tried and true, proven technologies.  None of that fancy stuff like live web cams and live streaming news coverage which eats up "band width" here on our website!  Who needs that stuff anyway when it is so unreliable?!  And who wants to pay an annual subscription fee so that amateurs can monkey with technology they don't fully understand?!

Well, we're gonna keep on keepin' it simple here at Hermann Hearsay.  We believe that, in the long run, our readers will come to appreciate the beauty and reliablity of simplicity.  And don't forget, we don't charge a dime for our reader subscriptions!

Another very reliable local news publication is The Hermann Advertiser-Courier.  The good folks down at The A-C have never failed to deliver a weekly newspaper to my mailbox on Wednesday morning.  Sure, they will charge you an annual subscription fee.  But their content and reliability are well worth the small amount they charge.

Simplicity leads to greater reliability.  Simplicity is a beautiful thing!

Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com