Hermann Hearsay: Saturday, November 21, 2009

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Saturday, November 21, 2009

Bicycle Collision On Katy Trail

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Staff Reporter

BREAKING NEWS!

J.D. Clampett reports that there was a head-on bicycle collision on the Katy Trail about 0.5 mile east of Rhineland this morning. No injuries resulted, but both bicycles were seriously damaged. Neither party carried collision or liability coverage on their expensive European built racing bikes. A lawsuit has been threatened by both parties.

Jimmy Oldsun
Staff Reporter

Lost and Found Department

Posted by Jimmy Oldsun, Staff Reporter

FOUND: Very intelligent computer literate cat near the intersection of 4th and Schiller Streets. Please claim by contacting 'Hermann Hearsay' at 1-800-HEARSAY. Ask to speak to Jimmy Oldsun or Lois Lame.

Jimmy Oldsun
Staff Reporter