Joke Of The Day - Monday, 5/17/2010

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"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing."  ~ Redd Foxx

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Quote Of The Day - Monday, 5/17/2010

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"Great things are accomplished only by the perfection of minor details."  ~ Author Unknown

(Another Chinese fortune cookie quote from the Panda Buffet.  Yes folks, we eat at the Panda Buffet in Hermann quite a lot!)

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Photo Of The Day - Monday, 5/17/2010

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'Scout', Dick Schaefer's New Baby "Granddog"

Dick Schaefer, one of our Premium Subcribers reported to us that he has a new baby "granddog" .... a little girl named 'Scout'.  Dick's daughter, Lauren Schaefer, recently purchased the 5 week-old purebred American Cocker Spaniel from a dog breeder in Lake Wales, Florida.  Lauren attends The University of South Florida in Tampa where she is pursuing a Ph.D. degree in psychology.  Lauren, who received her B.S. degree from Mizzou, is now into her second year of a six year graduate program at USF.  Dick is justifiably proud of both his daughter and his new baby "granddog".  Rumor has it that Dick is handing out "It's a Girl!" cigars around Hermann, telling anyone who will listen about his baby "granddog".

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High Hill Woman Wins 'Name The Mascot Contest'

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One of our regular readers from High Hill, MO has won Hermann Hearsay's 'Name The Mascot Contest'.  She prefers that we NOT publish her real name, but publish her Username instead.  Her Username is 'RedHot'.

RedHot's winnng name entry was 'Herkimer'.  We thought that was a name that fit our mascot best, and apparently our readers did as well.  The other names that were in the running were:  'Hearsay', 'Hermie' and 'Hubert'.  In the end, our readers chose 'Herkimer'.

'RedHot' will receive a Premium Subscription to HH along with two FREE passes to A. E. Newman's Mid-Missouri Mule Rides in Bland, MO.

Thanks to all who participated in our contest!  And special thanks to 'RedHot' for submitting the winning name for our mascot. 

We are the very first Hermann news service to have a mascot.  'Hermann Hearsay' is out there on the leading edge of modern-day journalism once again!

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http://www.ngnn.com/ (Hermann NEWS & New Haven NEWS ONLINE)

http://www.rivertownrecipes.blogspot.com/ (Food & Drink Recipes)

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