Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor
Date: 9/19/2010
Thanks, America!
For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country. I want to thank the hard working American people for paying $442 thousand dollars plus additional expenses for my vacation in Spain . My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time. Honestly, you just haven't lived until you have stayed in a $2,500.00 per night suite at a 5-Star luxury hotel. We only booked 70 rooms for our friends, staff and family. Thank you also for the use of Air Force 2 and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times.
Air Force 2 only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2. It costs only $11,500 per hour to operate Air Force 2 and each additional plane for the other members of our party group. These are only rough estimates, but they are close (who's counting?). That's quite a carbon footprint as my good friend Al Gore would say, so we must ask the American citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars and drive less too, so we can lessen our combined carbon footprint.
I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling to put food on the table and trying to make ends meet. I do appreciate your sacrifice and do hope you find work soon. I was really exhausted after Barack took our family on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago. I just had to get away for a few days. Will write more from Martha's Vineyard where we will spend our sixth vacation this year with more of our family and friends.
Cordially,
M. Obama
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Editorial Comment: Thanks, America! ........Moochelle Obama
When it rains, creeks rise.
Published by Dick Schaefer, Award-winning, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer and Amateur Investigative Reporter and Aspiring Photo-journalist
Date: 9/19/2010
It rained pretty hard and pretty steadily all Saturday night into Sunday morning ...... but you didn't need me to tell you this. It continues to rain as of 11:50 a.m. Sunday morning ...... but you don't need me to tell you this. Frene Creek raised as it always does when it rains a lot ...... but you already knew that. When Frene Creek rises rapidly, the 'Harold Vohs Campground' and lower City Park gets flooded out ...... but you've seen that occur many times before. When the campground gets flooded, campers are in danger and they risk drowning or at least loss/damage to vehicles and camping gear ...... but you already know this. None of this is news! But one local news publisher spent all night snapping photos and interviewing the people who were impacted. Ho hum!
The real news story here is ...... "Why does the City of Hermann continue to allow visitors to camp in this low-lying flood plain? Is there adequate signage in the campground warning of the potential for flash-flooding anytime it rains heavily? Is it time to construct a new visitor camping area on high ground or shall we wait until a family drowns during a flash-flood? Should the new campground be constructed and operated by the City or should it be constructed and operated by a private operator such as KOA?"
Date: 9/19/2010
It rained pretty hard and pretty steadily all Saturday night into Sunday morning ...... but you didn't need me to tell you this. It continues to rain as of 11:50 a.m. Sunday morning ...... but you don't need me to tell you this. Frene Creek raised as it always does when it rains a lot ...... but you already knew that. When Frene Creek rises rapidly, the 'Harold Vohs Campground' and lower City Park gets flooded out ...... but you've seen that occur many times before. When the campground gets flooded, campers are in danger and they risk drowning or at least loss/damage to vehicles and camping gear ...... but you already know this. None of this is news! But one local news publisher spent all night snapping photos and interviewing the people who were impacted. Ho hum!
The real news story here is ...... "Why does the City of Hermann continue to allow visitors to camp in this low-lying flood plain? Is there adequate signage in the campground warning of the potential for flash-flooding anytime it rains heavily? Is it time to construct a new visitor camping area on high ground or shall we wait until a family drowns during a flash-flood? Should the new campground be constructed and operated by the City or should it be constructed and operated by a private operator such as KOA?"
Frank Furter Apologizes For Inaccurate Weekend Weather Report
Published by Frank Furter, IT Manager, Weekend Weather Reporter, Custodian and Coffee Brewer
Date: 9/19/2010
I apologize for this weekend's weather report! My forecast was off by a gosh-darned country mile!
Please bear with me, folks. I may not be as good a weatherman as Charlie Farquharson, but I am a helluva lot cheaper! Only by employing people like me who are willing to work for peanuts can Hermann Hearsay offer FREE subscriptions to our readers!
Jimmy Oldsun, my young boss, has promised to pay my tuition, so I can study meteorology online at Phoenix University. If Jimmy keeps his promise, I should be able to complete my course of study sometime in 2013. Until then, you'll just have to bear with me!
Date: 9/19/2010
I apologize for this weekend's weather report! My forecast was off by a gosh-darned country mile!
Please bear with me, folks. I may not be as good a weatherman as Charlie Farquharson, but I am a helluva lot cheaper! Only by employing people like me who are willing to work for peanuts can Hermann Hearsay offer FREE subscriptions to our readers!
Jimmy Oldsun, my young boss, has promised to pay my tuition, so I can study meteorology online at Phoenix University. If Jimmy keeps his promise, I should be able to complete my course of study sometime in 2013. Until then, you'll just have to bear with me!
Willie Nelson - "Angel Flying Too Close To The Ground" ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 9/19/2010
It's a rainy "Willie Nelson Sunday"! Here's Willie singing "Angel Flying Too Close To The Ground" in the 1980 movie "Honeysuckle Rose" which featured Willie, Amy Irvin, Dyan Cannon and Slim Pickens .....
Date: 9/19/2010
It's a rainy "Willie Nelson Sunday"! Here's Willie singing "Angel Flying Too Close To The Ground" in the 1980 movie "Honeysuckle Rose" which featured Willie, Amy Irvin, Dyan Cannon and Slim Pickens .....
Bible Verse Of The Day - Sunday, 9/19/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 9/19/2010
Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own; you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your body. ~ 1 Corinthians 6:19-20
The Temple of Israel was where God dwelled among his people. It was a holy place, set apart for God’s purposes and presence. The Apostle Paul is telling us here that this is what our bodies have become. “Your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit.”
Our bodies have now been set apart for God’s Holy Spirit to live in. This is an amazing thought! Because of this we are not to treat our bodies like they were given to us merely for our own personal use.
God paid a great price for us with the life and death of his Son. We are responsible to take good care of our bodies-valuing them-and in so doing, honoring the God who now dwells within.
Commentary by: Dave Whitehead, Senior Pastor, GraceNYC.org
Date: 9/19/2010
Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own; you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your body. ~ 1 Corinthians 6:19-20
The Temple of Israel was where God dwelled among his people. It was a holy place, set apart for God’s purposes and presence. The Apostle Paul is telling us here that this is what our bodies have become. “Your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit.”
Our bodies have now been set apart for God’s Holy Spirit to live in. This is an amazing thought! Because of this we are not to treat our bodies like they were given to us merely for our own personal use.
God paid a great price for us with the life and death of his Son. We are responsible to take good care of our bodies-valuing them-and in so doing, honoring the God who now dwells within.
Commentary by: Dave Whitehead, Senior Pastor, GraceNYC.org
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