Thursday, September 30, 2010

Letter To The Editor: Barry Schmelly says ... "Unity is much over-rated!"

Published by Jimmy Olsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

Date:  9/30/2010
Post:  820

We're receiving a lot of "Letters To The Editor" regarding the subject of "County Unity".  Seems that a lot of people of have an opinion on this controversial subject.  Here's a letter from one of our FREE subscribers, Barry Schmelly.  Mr. Schmelly lives in Hermann.

Dear Mr. Olsun,

A number of Gasconade County polticians and media personalities have called for "UNITY" in Gasconade County.  It's a complete puzzlement to me as to what the hell they are talking about!  They probably don't know themselves!  In fact, I think they are just mouthing things they have heard others say and haven't really considered the implications.

Personally, I could care less whether we have "UNITY" in this county or not!  "UNITY" in and of itself is over-rated!  The things I want for the county are:
  • openness and transparency in government,
  • professionalism and accountability in government,
  • honesty and integrity in government,
  • fiscal responsibility in all government departments, and
  • responsiveness to the voters ... all voters.
In my experience, it is sometimes necessary to "ruffle a few feathers" in order to accomplish these worthwhile objectves.  And if "feathers do get ruffled", so be it!  That's just fine and dandy as far as I'm concerned.

I will always support and back elected officials who "make waves" and "ruffle feathers" for these are the elected officials who make a difference.  These are the elected officials who properly and effectively repesent the constituencies who elected them to a position of public trust in the first place.

Feel free to publish my letter if you wish.  If not, that's OK too!

Best regards,

Barry Schmelly
Hermann, MO

Eric Clapton - "Badge" ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/30/2010
Post:  819

It's Thursday, so that means it's time for another Eric Clapton video clip.  Here is Eric Clapton performing "Badge" in Hyde Park, London (1996) .....

Photo Of The Day - Thursday, 9/30/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/30/2010
Post:  818

Dick Ochsner Ball Park
Hermann City Park (Lower)
Sunny September Afternoon

Photo by Dick Schaefer (Hermann Hearsay).
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Dick Ochsner Ball Park
Hermann City Park (Lower)
Sunny September Afternoon

Photo by Dick Schaefer (Hermann Hearsay).
Copyright protected. All rights reserved.

Laugh Of The Day - Thursday, 9/30/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/30/2010
Post:  817

One of my all-time favorite movies is "Honeysuckle Rose" (1980) starring Willie Nelson, Slim Pickens, Dyan Cannon and Amy Irving.  There are some hilarious scenes in the movie when Garland Ramsey (played by Slim Pickens) travels down to Mexico to retrieve band leader Buck Bonham (played by Willie Nelson).  Please excuse the salty language .....


Quote Of The Day - Thursday, 9/30/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/30/2010
Post:  816

"God grant me the courage not to give up what I think is right, even though I think it is hopeless."  ~ Admiral Chester W. Nimitz

Bible Verse Of The Day - Thursday, 9/30/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/30/2010
Post:  815

Yet to all who received him, to those who believed in his name, he gave the right to become children of God - children born not of natural descent, nor of human decision or a husband’s will, but born of God.  ~ John 1: 12-13

Many times we talk about our experience with God in terms of our decision. But the Bible places that moment in a rich context – we were brought to that point of decision by the will of God! There is a mystery here: we decided to follow Jesus because God gave us the right to decide. In no way could we create that right ourselves! This places us squarely dependent upon the God from whom all blessings flow. That dependence positions us as a child, and therefore an heir, to all that our heavenly Father has to give us.

Today’s commentary by:  Dave Whitehead, Senior Pastor, GraceNYC.org

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Elmer Fudd Endorses A. E. Newman And Calls For COUNTY UNITY

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

Date:  9/29/2010
Post:  814

Speaking today from his farm near Swiss, Elmer Fudd enthusiastically endorsed A. E. Newman of Bland for the office of Southern District Associate Commissioner of Gasconade County.  Quoting Fudd ..... "A. E. Newman represents the kind of change we need in Gasconade County!  Newman will work toward COUNTY UNITY.  He will work cooperatively with Northern District Associate Commissioner Matt Penning to get some things done that we need to get done in this county.  And Newman will keep his nose clean!  He will never get sued, and he will never be the target of ethics complaints!"

Mr. Fudd reminded us that he will be offering his world famous "Elmer Fudd's Wabbit Stew" once again this fall.  Assuming Elmer has some success shooting wabbits when the wabbit season opens, he will begin taking orders on November 15th

A. E. Newman Calls For COUNTY UNITY In Letter To Editor

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

Date:  9/29/2010
Post:  813

In a Letter to the Editor received this morning, A. E. Newman of Bland calls for COUNTY UNITY.  Newman's letter is reproduced hereinbelow:

Dear Editor,

I have observed with great interest all the calls for "county unity".  It seems to be the thing to do by politicians of all stripes. 

But do they actually understand what they are asking for?  I wonder!

IF they are calling for Northern District Associate Commissioner Penning to cease and desist from pointing out improper and illegal actions of other Gasconade County officials, then count me out of that kind of "county unity".  I think improper and illegal actions of county officials should be confronted!

IF they are calling for Northern District Associate Commissioner Penning to cease and desist from pointing out wasteful and inefficient spending by departments of Gasconade County, then count me out of that kind of "county unity".  I think wasteful and inefficient spending should ALWAYS be confronted!

IF they are calling for the Mayor of Hermann Larry Miskel to shut up and remain silent when he is not properly notified that the Governor of Missouri will be visiting the city which he has been elected to represent, then count me out of that kind of "county unity".  I agree with Mayor Miskel that it IS proper protocol and just common courtesy to notify the mayor of any city in the county when a high ranking government official will be visiting that city.  The Mayor was justified in voicing his objections for not being notified of the recent visit of Governor Jay Nixon to Hermann.  Those who seek to categorize his recent objections as improper are idiots!

IF they are calling for citizens of the county to cease and desist from filing a formal complaint with the Missouri Ethics Commission if and when they believe a county official has done something unethical in the conduct of their official duties, then count me out of that kind of "county unity".  The Missouri Ethics Commission is tasked with investigating legitimate ethics complaints.  Anyone who seeks to intimidate a citizen of this county and dissuade them from filing a formal complaint against a government official who has potentially acted unethically is not a person I can respect.

Yes, we do need COUNTY UNITY, but not the type of unity that some having been advocating!  We need to unite together as citizens of Gasconade County in our common demands for:
  • transparency in government,
  • accountability in government,
  • honesty in government,
  • professionalism in government, and
  • efficiency in government.
Please feel free to publish my letter on your website.

Sincerely,

A. E. Newman
Bland, MO
Candidate for Southern District Associate Commissioner of Gasconade County

Ray Charles - "Yesterday" ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/29/2010
Post:  812

It's "Ray Charles Wednesday".  Here is Ray Charles singing the great Beatles song, "Yesterday" .....

Photo Of The Day - Wednesday, 9/29/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/29/2010
Post:  811

A couple weekends ago, flash flooding occurred along Frene Creek.  Campers at the Harold Vohs Campground in the lower Hermann City Park were forced to quickly evacuate.  Questions were raised as to whether campers are provided "sufficient warning" about the potential for sudden flash flooding.  I found this sign at the campground.  The question is:  "Is this one sign sufficient for the purpose of providing adequate warning to campers?"


Signage on Public Restroom at Harold Vohs Campground
Hermann City Park
Sign warns campers of the potential for flash flooding.

Photo by Dick Schaefer (Hermann Hearsay).
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Laugh Of The Day - Wednesday, 9/29/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/29/2010
Post:  810

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."  ~ George Burns

Quote Of The Day - Wednesday, 9/29/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/29/2010
Post:  809

"The world has achieved brilliance without wisdom, power without conscience. Our is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants."  ~ General Omar N. Bradley

Bible Verse Of The Day - Wednesday, 9/29/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/29/2010
Post:  808

God has raised this Jesus to life, and we are all witnesses of the fact. Exalted to the right hand of God, he has received from the Father the promised Holy Spirit and has poured out what you now see and hear.  ~ Acts 2:32-33

Peter proclaimed this message at Pentecost: The cross was God’s wrath poured upon Jesus for our sakes. The resurrection was God’s power that has broken the hold of sin and death once and for all. Now the Holy Spirit is released upon all of God’s people so that Jesus can be exalted in us and the Father can be revealed to us. God is actively involved with His creation. Are we looking to the Holy Spirit today? What do you see and hear?

Today’s commentary by:  Dave Whitehead, Senior Pastor, GraceNYC.org

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Crystal Ball News Report #2 - Future "Calls For COUNTY UNITY"

Published by Jimmy Olsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

Hermann Hearsay "Crystal Ball News
Reporting and News Analysis" TM
Date:  9/28/2010
Post:  807

I've lost track of all the "calls for COUNTY UNITY"!  There have been a bunch of 'em!

Let's see if I can remember them all?  There was Jeff Noedel, Publisher of CNL.  There was Jerry Lairmore, Southern District Associate Commissioner.  There was Hank Vonk, CNL Contributing Writer and Owner/Operator of Enchanted Ridge Ranch near Owensville.  I recall that Brian Chorley, a Hermann Alderman, has long pleaded for COUNTY UNTY.  I recall that Owensville Alderman John Kamler added his voice to the "call for UNITY" at the last county commission meeting held in Owensville.  Just this week, Randy Esphorst, the Sheriff of Gasconade County, sent a letter to the editor at CNL calling for COUNTY UNITY.  I'm sure there have been others, but I just can't remember them all at this me.

This "Cystal Ball News Report", a unique feature at Hermann Hearsay, is about foretelling WHO will be next person(s) to call for UNITY in Gasconade County.  It's easy to report who has called for UNITY minutes after the fact.  It's easy to publish letters to the editor from those who call for UNITY.

Hermann Hearsay will now tell you WHO will be calling for COUNTY UNITY in the very near future.  Our predictions which follow have a 90% certainty of occurring before 12/31/2010:
  1. A. E. Newman, Candidate for Southern District Associate Commissioner from Bland,
  2. Elmer J. Fudd, Owner/Operator of "Elmer Fudd's Wabbit Stew Catering Service" from Swiss, 
  3. Barry Schmelly, Hermann resident and Tea Party member, and
  4. Raymond "Mike" Jacquin, Citizen Watchdog from Hermann.

Elvis Presley - "In The Ghetto" ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/28/2010
Post:  806 

It's Tuesday, so that means it's time for an Elvis song!  Here's Elvis singing "In The Ghetto" .....

Photo Of The Day - Tuesday, 9/28/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/28/2010
Post:  805


Charles D. Eitzen Monument
Hermann City Park

Photo by Dick Schaefer (Hermann Hearsay).
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Charles D. Eitzen Monument
Hermann City Park

Photo by Dick Schaefer (Hermann Hearsay).
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Laugh Of The Day - Tuesday, 9/28/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/28/2010
Post:  804

From the movie "Caddyshack" .....

"This crowd has gone deadly silent.  A Cinderella story, outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"  ~ Bill Murray as "Carl Spackler"

Quote Of The Day - Tuesday, 9/28/2010

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Date:  9/28/2010
Post:  803

"Americans play to win at all times. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost nor ever will lose a war."  ~ General George S. Patton

Bible Verse Of The Day - Tuesday, 9/28/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/28/2010
Post:  802 (corrected total)

All over the world this gospel is bearing fruit and growing, just as it has been doing among you since the day you heard it and understood God’s grace in all its truth.  ~ Colossians 1:6b

Paul describes the gospel as a living entity. Notice that it is the gospel that is bearing fruit and growing. Once people really understand the good news, the gospel has a life of it’s own that expands in surprising ways. Just ask the underground church in China or the new expressions of faith that are appearing all over America. In a day when mainline churches are declining, the gospel is going forward in dynamic new ways. We can’t contain it nor should we. When we feel spiritually dry and worn out, we need to come back to the gospel. Have you reminded yourself of God’s grace in all its truth today?

Today’s commentary by:  Dave Whitehead, Senior Pastor, GraceNYC.org

Monday, September 27, 2010

What do the last two Missouri State Audit Reports say about financial controls within the Gasconade County Sheriff's Depatment?

Published by Dick Schaefer, Award-winning, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer; Amateur Investigative Reporter; and Aspiring Photo-Journalist

Date:  9/27/2010
Post:  806

What do the last two Missouri State Audit Reports say about financial controls within the Gasconade County Sheriff's Department?

Copied and pasted below are the audit findings from this year and the audit findings from 2006.  I'll let you read these audit findings for yourself.  I'll let you be the judge.


AUGUST, 2010 AUDIT REPORT for GASCONADE COUNTY
Report No. 2010-105
Issued for years ending December 31, 2008 and 2009
By Missouri State Auditor, Susan Montee

From pages 8 and 9 of final audit report posted at http://auditor.mo.gov/press/2010-105.pdf .....

3. Sheriff's Controls and Procedures

Accounting duties are not adequately segregated, and the propriety of some disbursements appears questionable. The Sheriff's office collected approximately $52,000 and $76,000 during the years ended December 31, 2009 and 2008, respectively.

3.1 Segregation of duties

Accounting duties are not adequately segregated. The office manager is primarily responsible for all accounting duties in the Sheriff's office, including billing and collecting monies, recording transactions, making deposits, preparing and signing checks, and completing month-end reports and reconciliations.

Similar conditions were noted in our prior audit reports, and the Sheriff indicated duties cannot be segregated due to a lack of office staff. In lieu of segregating duties, the Sheriff requested the County Treasurer review the monthly bank reconciliations. While the County Treasurer receives and reviews the monthly bank reconciliations for the Sheriff's fee account, he generally just reviews the mathematical accuracy of the reconciliations and does not compare the reconciled bank balance to the Sheriff's accounting records.

Proper segregation of duties is necessary to ensure all transactions are accounted for properly and assets are adequately safeguarded. If adequate segregation cannot be achieved due to the limited staff available, the Sheriff's office should implement a documented independent or supervisory review to ensure the bank records are in agreement with the accounting records.

3.2 Questionable disbursements

Disbursements incurred by the Sheriff's office for advertising do not appear to represent a necessary use of county funds. During 2009 and 2008, the Sheriff's office purchased band booster advertisements totaling approximately $1,000 per year, which were paid from the county's General Revenue Fund and approved by the County Commission.

The Sheriff's office manager explained the advertisements are purchased to increase public awareness of the Sheriff's department. Starting in 2010, the County Commission no longer allows payment for advertising from the General Revenue Fund. The Sheriff currently pays these expenses from the Sheriff Department Law Enforcement (Civil Fees) Fund, which is controlled by the Sheriff and not by the County Commission.

The county residents have placed a fiduciary trust in county officials to ensure expenditures represent a necessary use of public funds. The Sheriff should evaluate the propriety of spending county funds on these types of items.

Recommendations To The Sheriff .....

3.1  Adequately segregate accounting duties to the extent possible or ensure documented supervisory or independent reviews are performed to ensure the bank records agree to the accounting records.

3.2  Ensure all disbursements from county funds represent necessary uses of county funds.

Auditee's response .....

The Sheriff provided the following written responses:

3.1  The Sheriff will personally review and initial all monthly bank records to ensure that the bank records and accounting records agree.

3.2  The Sheriff will personally ensure that all disbursements from county funds will represent the necessary use of county funds. In regards to the audit finding concerning advertisements done by the Sheriff's office, the Sheriff feels that community awareness programs are an integral part of the overall responsibility the Sheriff has to keep the citizens of Gasconade County informed of programs that are available to citizens and citizen groups and that the Sheriff will continue to support these awareness programs. The Sheriff understands that the County Commission will no longer allow for these types of disbursements.

NOVEMBER, 2006 AUDIT REPORT for GASCONADE COUNTY
Report No. 2006-67
Issued for audit years ending December 31, 2004 and 2005
By Missouri State Auditor, Claire McCaskill

From pages 32, 33, 34 and 35 of final audit report posted at http://auditor.mo.gov/press/2006-67.pdf .....

3. Sheriff's Controls and Procedures

Significant problems were noted in the controls over collections of the Sheriff's office, and as a result, the Sheriff's office did not detect $974 receipts which were not deposited and appear to be missing. Problems include a lack of segregation of duties or supervisory reviews, lack of reconciliations between receipts and deposits, receipt slips not issued for some collections, receipts not deposited intact in a timely manner, and no reconciliations between liabilities and cash balances. In addition, Sheriff's sales fees were not properly distributed to the county.

The Sheriff's Department handled receipts of approximately $54,000 and $111,000 during the years ended December 31, 2005 and 2004, respectively.

A.  Cash receipts totaling $974 collected by the Sheriff's office from January 200 through December 2005 could not be traced to deposits into the Sheriff's bank accounts. We detected this problem while reconciling the Sheriff's receipt records to deposits. The majority of these receipts appear to be gun permit fees received in cash which were recorded on the cash control ledger but were not deposited.

These missing funds occurred during the terms of both the current Sheriff, who took office on January 1, 2005, and the former Sheriff. The current Sheriff indicated he would investigate this matter and attempt to resolve the discrepancies between receipts and deposits.

These missing funds were not detected by the Sheriff's office due to several record keeping deficiencies and internal control weaknesses, including a lack of reconciliation between receipts and deposits, as discussed below. In addition, due to the problems and weaknesses, additional monies may have been received and not deposited that were not discovered, in particular for periods prior to January 2004.

B.  Cash custody and recordkeeping duties are not adequately segregated. The Sheriff's office manager is responsible for receiving, recording, depositing, and disbursing all monies, as well as reconciling the bank accounts. While the County Treasurer performs an independent review of the monthly bank reconciliations, there is no supervisory review or comparison of the Sheriff's accounting records to the bank records.

Internal controls would be improved by segregating the duties of receiving and depositing monies from recording and reconciling receipts. If proper segregation of duties cannot be achieved, at a minimum, periodic supervisory reviews of the accounting records should be performed and documented.

A similar condition was noted in a prior report.

C.  Receipt slips are not issued for some monies received and receipts are not reconciled to deposits. In addition, the method of payment is not always noted on receipt slips.

To adequately account for collections and reduce the risk of loss or misuse of funds, pre-numbered receipt slips, which indicate the method of payment received, should be issued for all monies received immediately upon receipt. Receipts should also be reconciled to bank deposits, including the composition of monies received (i.e. cash, checks, or money orders). The lack of reconciliations between receipts and deposits appears to have allowed the shortage noted in Part A above to go undetected by the Sheriff's office.

D.  Monies are not always deposited intact or in a timely manner. For example, a $222 cash bond received on October 12, 2005 was not deposited until October 24, 2005. In addition, as noted in Part A above, some cash receipts could not be traced to any deposits, and some cash receipts were withheld and included in subsequent deposits. For example, $120 cash received between December 21, 2004 and January 4, 2005, was withheld from the January 4, 2005 deposit and subsequently deposited with other receipts on January 20, 2005. Our review noted deposits are generally made three to four times a month and the average deposit during October through December 2005, was $1,380.

To adequately account for collections and reduce the risk of loss or misuse of funds, deposits should be made intact on a timely basis. Deposits should be more frequent if significant amounts of cash are collected.

E.  The Sheriff does not have procedures to ensure all monies received are disbursed. All monies received by the Sheriff, which includes cash bonds and accountable fees, are normally disbursed by the end of each month and the Sheriff's bank account should zero out at the end of each month. However, on December 31, 2005, the account had a balance of $1,343 which was unidentified. This amount fluctuates from month to month because of receipts that were not deposited and the overall lack of reconciliations.

The Sheriff should adopt procedures to reconcile all receipts and deposits to amounts disbursed to ensure the bank account zeroes out each month, or if any receipts cannot be disbursed at the end of the month, these amounts should be identified and reconciled to the bank balances. Any unidentified amounts in the bank account should be investigated and resolved. Various statutory provisions, including Sections 447.500 through 447.595, RSMo, provide for the disposition of unclaimed monies.

F.  Some Sheriff's sale fees were not properly disbursed. The Sheriff deposited proceeds from a partition sale held in May 2004 into the Sheriff's fee account and withheld $463 in accountable fees; however, this amount was not disbursed to the county's General Revenue Fund and remains in the Sheriff's bank account. The Sheriff also withheld fees from another partition sale held in March 2005; however, the amount disbursed to the county was $89 more than the accountable fee of $150. The $89 had already been disbursed to a vendor for towing fees, causing a shortage in the account. These errors were apparently not discovered because of the lack of reconciliations noted in Part E above.

Attorney General’s Opinion No. 108, 1970 to Holman, provides that commissions on partition sales are accountable fees and should be paid into the county’s General Revenue Fund. The Sheriff should ensure that all accountable fees withheld from partition sale proceeds are properly disbursed to the county.

WE RECOMMEND the Sheriff:

A.  Follow up on this matter and reimburse his official account for any amounts remaining that could not be traced to a deposit.

B.  Segregate accounting duties to the extent possible and ensure periodic supervisory reviews are performed and documented.

C.  Require receipt slips be issued for all monies received, and ensure the method of payment is recorded on the receipt slips and receipts are reconciled to deposits.

D.  Deposit all monies intact on a timely basis.

E.  Ensure all receipts are disbursed and the balance of the bank account zeroes out at the end of each month. Any receipts that cannot be disbursed by the end of the month should be documented and reconciled to the bank balance. Amounts which cannot be identified should be investigated, and any monies remaining unclaimed should be disposed of in accordance with state law.

F.  Correct the errors noted above in the distribution of partition sale fees and ensure all fees from future sales are properly disbursed.

AUDITEE'S RESPONSE

A.  A follow up done by the Office Manager appears to have located $199 of the $974. In addition, another $323.65 appears to have been deposited that was not recorded, but some of this may represent checks received for serving papers that was not recorded and may not be part of the $974. Additional follow up on this matter will be considered, and upon the conclusion of our work, we will make a determination on how to reimburse the account for the remaining difference.

B.  All accounting procedures will be checked and double checked by the Office Manager and then checked by me personally periodically. Accounts will also continue to be checked by the County Treasurer.

C.  Receipt slips will be issued for all monies received to ensure proper accounting. Receipts will be reconciled to deposits.

D.  Daily deposits will be made.

E.  The bank account will be zeroed out at the end of each month. Recently, a new bank account was opened and the old one closed to help ensure the account zeroes out. I will check this periodically.

F.  All fee monies collected as a result of Sheriff's sales will be disbursed according to state law.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

So I ask you .....
  1. Do you see any similarities in the audit findings from November, 2006 to August, 2010?  What do these "similar findings" say about efforts made by the Sheriff's Department to correct deficiencies from one audit to the next?  Do you have any confidence in the Sheriff's Department system of financial controls?
  2. What do you think about the "questionable disbursements" for "advertising"?  Would you like to know more about those "advertisements"?  (You've seen them in the Hermann Advertiser-Courier ... Hermann Bearcat Booster ads.)  Would you like to know what the purpose of the "Sheriff's Department Law Enforcement (Civil Fees) Fund" is and whether these funds should be used for "political advertisements"?
  3. Perhaps you noticed other things from the last two state audits which give rise to further questions.  If so, what questions do you have?













Sharon Meyer Enumerates Reasons For Running For County Clerk

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

Date:  9/27/2010
Post:  805

Several weeks ago, Hermann Hearsay endorsed Sharon Meyer (D) for the office of Gasconade County Clerk.  Sharon has enumerated her reasons for running for the office of county clerk on her website:  http://www.newcountyclerk.info/.  Sharon lists her concerns as follows:


Concerns Regarding the Office of Gasconade County Clerk

ELECTION AUTHORITY

The citizens’ right to vote is the cornerstone of our country’s democracy.

I have concerns with:
  • The election process in Gasconade County
  • Voter registration reporting
  • Lack of proper petition verification
  • Lack of Voter Education/Outreach Programs
CHIEF FINANCIAL OFFICER & BUSINESS MANAGER

Gasconade County government is big business, Approximately $5 million a year.

I have concerns with:
  • Concerns with accountability, transparency, and strong fiscal management
  • The annual budget process, establishing priorities, and establishing five year plan
  • Budget reports – a $5 million budget summary done with pencil & paper
  • Click here to see the 2010 County Budget Summary:
  • Lack of current computer technology use by the current clerk
  • The bid process and lack of transparency
  • Accurate and timely reporting of the status & condition of county property
CUSTODIAN OF RECORDS AND DOCUMENTATION

To be accountable to citizens government must have accurate, organized records.

I have concerns with:
  • Clerk’s failure to attend all meetings
  • The rejection of the Attorney General & Prosecuting Attorney’s opinion & advice on handling & reporting of the county’s meetings
  • Apparent lack of accuracy and unbiased reporting of the minutes
  • Apparent lack of understanding and disregard of the Missouri Sunshine Law
  • Apparent lack of accountability and professionalism in dealing with the public and the handling of the county’s records and documents
THE COUNTY CLERK IS CRITICAL TO COUNTY GOVERNMENT.

The county clerk is involved in all phases of Gasconade County government.

As county clerk I will bring a new level of integrity, accountability and professionalism to the office to address the above concerns because the citizens of Gasconade County deserve nothing less!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hermann Hearsay urges each of our readers to educate yourself regarding the issues and concerns which Sharon Meyer raises.  And if you become convinced, as I am, that we need a change in the office of county clerk, then please cast your vote for Sharon Meyer.  If you are a staunch Republican and have never voted for a Democrat before, I urge you to do so in the November general election.  Forget about party labels, and vote for GOOD GOVERNMENT above any other consideration!

Photo Of The Day - Monday, 9/27/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/27/2010
Post:  804


Rotunda
Hermann City Park

Photo by Dick Schaefer (Hermann Hearsay)
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The Beatles - "Hello Goodbye"

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/27/2010
Post:  803

Once again it's "Beatles Monday"!  So many great Beatles songs from which to choose!  Here's one I know you will remember .....

Laugh Of The Day - Monday, 9/27/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor


Date: 9/27/2010
Post #: 802

"I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes."  ~ W. C. Fields

BREAKING NEWS: Hermann Hearsay Reaches 800th Posting

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

Date:  9/27/2010
Post #:  801

Hermann Hearsay is proud to announce that we reached our 800th posting earlier this morning with "Quote Of The Day - Monday, 9/27/2010" which happened to be a quote by the late Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

With your continuing support and encouragement, we will strive to constantly upgrade our services and endeavor to bring you the best in alternative daily news and news analysis.

Quote Of The Day - Monday, 9/27/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/27/2010
Post #:  800

"A nation or civilization that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death on the installment plan."  ~ Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Bible Verse Of The Day - Monday, 9/27/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/27/2010

I tell you, whoever acknowledges me before men, the Son of Man will also acknowledge him before the angels of God. But he who disowns me before men will be disowned before the angels of God.  ~ Luke 12:8-9

The claims of Christ are so encompassing that anyone who understands them will realize that to engage with Christ is to be marked for life. This marking puts us in situations that we are uncomfortable with, yet Jesus gives us neither apologies nor loopholes. He wants to cement our heart with Him by admitting our allegiance to Christ with others. To shrink back in that moment is not accepted. There is no middle ground for the person who believes that Jesus Christ is the Savior for all of mankind.

Today’s commentary by:  Dave Whitehead, Senior Pastor, GraceNYC.org

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Willie Nelson - "My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys" ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/26/2010

It's "Willie Nelson Sunday" and here is one of my personal all-time favorite songs by Willie ..... "My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys".

Bible Verse Of The Day - Sunday, 9/26/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/26/2010

God is not a man, that he should lie, nor a son of man, that he should change his mind. Does he speak and then not act? Does he promise and not fulfill?  ~ Numbers 23:19

This is from the story of the prophet Balaam, who was hired by King Balak to curse the people of Israel. Instead of a curse, God would give Balaam a blessing for Israel each time he tried. Eventually King Balak was faced with a dilemma: he could either hold on to his plans or surrender them to what God was doing in his generation.

Thousands of years later Jesus would put it this way: The Kingdom of heaven is here. God is on the move. We must learn to die to our plans and follow Him. This has been the clarion call of God to humanity from Genesis to Revelations. He does not change His mind.

Today’s commentary by:  Dave Whitehead, Senior Pastor, GraceNYC.org

Saturday, September 25, 2010

A. E. Newman Delivers Fiery Stump Speech On Courthouse Steps

Published by Dick Schaefer, Award-winning, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer; Amateur Investigative Reporter; and Aspiring Photo-journalist

A. E. Newman
Independent Candidate
Southern District Assoc. Commissioner
Date:  9/25/2010

It was 8:30 a.m. on Thursday, 9/23 and not much was going on at the Gasconade County Courthouse.  The County Commission had cancelled their weekly meeting because County Clerk Lietzow was in Jefferson City attending an annual "County Clerk Convention".  (You gotta wonder whether annual "County Clerk Conventions" are even necessary and whether the money Gasconade County spends each year on trip expenses can even be justified.  But I digress.)

The story on this particular Thursday morning was A. E. Newman's fiery political stump speech delivered on the steps leading up to the front entrance of the courthouse.  Hermann Hearsay has previously reported that A. E. Newman of Bland is running for the office of Southern District Associate Commissioner of Gasconade County.  Newman will be facing off against incumbent, Jerry Lairmore of Owensville, in the November 6, 2012 general election.

Here is the text of Newman's speech which was delivered from the courthouse steps to approximately twenty or so citizens who were gathered around to hear it .....

"My fellow citizens and countrymen -

Thank you for coming out on this glorious September morning!  As you may know, my name is A. E. Newman.  I'm from Bland, and I'm running for Southern District Associate Commissioner.  I'm here this morning to point out to my fellow citizens that our County Commission has CANCELLED their regular weekly meeting this morning. 

Perhaps you didn't know that!  Why should you?  You are all busy people and you have your own personal affairs to attend to.  Like most citizens of Gasconade County, you expect your elected representatives to attend to the business affairs of the county.  Well my friends, today they aren't!  And the reason they aren't attending to the affairs of the county is that County Clerk Lesa Lietzow is attending a convention of county clerks in Jefferson City.  I guess Clerk Lietzow's absence made for a convenient excuse to CANCEL today's meeting altogether!

Now I ask you these questions:
  • Do you think it might have been possible for Presiding Commissioner Ron Jost to reschedule the regular weekly meeting for another day this week?  But he didn't!  Guess he didn't really want to!
  • Do you think Southern District Associate Commissioner Jerry Lairmore could have pressed Jost to hold a meeting on another day this week or to just go ahead with the meeting in Clerk Lietzow's absence?  Afterall Commissioner Lairmore (and Jost) have been quite content to meet at the Drake Maintenance Shed without requiring the presence of the County Clerk to record meeting minutes! 
  • What county business is being postponed today?  The Missouri State Auditor (Susan Montee) has been auditing Gasconade County all summer long.  Finally the comprehensive audit report (including the portion conducted by a private CPA firm) is available to our county officials.  But the public will not be able to see the report until our county commissioners provide a response back to Susan Montee's office.  Only then will the final audit report be posted at the Auditor's website, http://www.auditor.mo.gov/.  Now folks, this report represents a report card on Gasconade County government.  And I contend that some of our county officials don't want you to see the report until after the November 3rd general election.  Also my friends, the County Commission SHOULD BE discussing the current status of year-to-date spending vs. the 2010 budget.  I dare say that, once again, it doesn't look pretty!  The County Commission SHOULD ALSO BE working on a plan to preserve and restore this fine historical courthouse you see before you!  The $1,000 annual maintenance budget ain't getting the job done!  Commissioners Jost and Lairmore are DELAYING any serious work on the county's courthouse and the need for expanded office space!  Why are they negligent in their responsibilities to you the citizens?  Could it be that certain "monied interests" in Owensville STILL want the county seat to be relocated to Owensville so they can sell off some very marginal real estate to Gasconade County? 
  • How do other county commissions conduct their official business?  Well I haven't checked on a lot of other counties, but I can tell you this much ...... the Montgomery County Commissioners are in official open session on Monday and Thursday each week from 9 to noon and 1 to 4 p.m.  In other words, those Montgomery County commissioners meet together to conduct the business of Montgomery County approximately twelve (12) hours per week while our commissioners here in Gasconade County meet in official open session about one (1) or two (2) hours per week ..... and sometimes (like this week) they even find bogus reasons for cancelling their weekly meeting altogether!  What are the Montgomery County commissioners doing that our Gasconade County commissioners SHOULD BE DOING?  Perhaps we need to find out!
Friends, in closing, I hope it is obvious to all of you that we need a change of leadership in Gasconade County!  And that's why I'm running for Southern District Associate Commissioner.  Lairmore needs to be replaced.  Jost needs to be replaced.  I hope I can count on your support.  I hope some of you will join my campaign organization in the southern district.  I could really use your help!

Ask not what your COUNTY can do for you.  Rather, ask what you can do for your COUNTY!  Right now, your COUNTY needs for you to show a couple county commissioners and a county clerk the exit door!  Vote for Jerry Spurgeon to replace Ron Jost.  Vote for Sharon Meyer to replace Lesa Lietzow.  And finally, please ask your friends and relatives who live in the southern district of our county to vote for A. E. Newman to replace Jerry Lairmore!"

Patsy Cline - "Strange" ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/25/2010

It's "Patsy Cline Saturday".  Here's Patsy singing one of her songs that you rarely hear any longer .  It's called "Strange" .....

Laugh Of The Day - Saturday, 9/25/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/25/2010

Bugs Bunny and Yosemite Sam star in "Horse Hare" .....

Quote Of The Day - Saturday, 9/25/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/25/2010

"Every time the government grows we lose more of who we are."  ~ Glenn Beck

Bible Verse Of The Day - Saturday, 9/25/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/25/2010

My soul is weary with sorrow; strengthen me according to your word.  ~ Psalm 119:28

How do we handle depression? Much of our advertising and media bombard us with images of happy people. This can become the unspoken “ideal life”. So when we encounter emotions that may contradict this imagery we find ourselves unprepared. But the Scripture sees sorrow as a part of the human condition. Many of the Psalms deal with feelings of overwhelming depression. And as the Bible addresses these feelings we find that it gives us the guide to navigate through sorrow – the promises of Scripture itself. God’s word assures us in our sorrow and gives us lighthouses of hope to help us navigate through the dark moments of our soul.

Today’s commentary by: Dave Whitehead, Senior Pastor, GraceNYC.org

Friday, September 24, 2010

Watkins Weekend Weather Report - Friday, 9/24 thru Sunday, 9/26

Published by Frank Furter, IT Manager, Weekend Weather Reporter, Custodian and Coffee Brewer

Date:  9/24/2010

My University of Phoenix correspondence course in meteorology is going really well!  This past week we studied thermometers, u-tube manometers, barometers, hygrometers, anemometers and pitot tubes.  I'm sure learning a lot!  One of these days, I'm gonna be a great weatherman like Dave Murray!

The autumn weather pattern will be moving into the local area this weekend .....

Today: Cloudy and damp with rain this morning...then becoming mostly sunny by afternoon. High around 75F. Winds WNW at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 70%.

Tonight: Mainly clear skies. Low near 50F. Winds NNW at 5 to 10 mph.

Tomorrow: Mainly sunny. High 74F. Winds E at 5 to 10 mph.

Tomorrow night: Cloudy with occasional rain showers. Low 51F. Winds NE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 60%.

Sunday: A few thunderstorms possible. Highs in the low 60s and lows in the mid 40s.

County Commission - Closed For Business?

Published by Dick Schaefer,  SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/24/2010

Shortened Gasconade County Commission meeting on Thursday, 9/16.  Canceled meeting on Thursday, 9/23.  No attempt to reschedule in order to accommodate Clerk Lietzow's schedule. 

Is the Gasconade County Commission "closed for business"?  OR are they just postponing their inescapable closed session discussion about this year's state audit final report?  What's in that report they are so reluctant to discuss?  Will Presiding Commissioner Jost postpone this matter of official county business until after the election so as to save certain county officials from embarassment prior to the election? 

What the heck is going on?  I haven't seen anything reported by CNL, the Gasconade County Republican or the Hermann Advertiser-Courier.  Guess I'll have to explore this one with folks down at the coffee shop!

John Denver - "Thank God I'm A Country Boy!" ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/24/2010

It's "John Denver Friday" folks!  And here is a video clip of John singing "Thank God I'm A Country Boy!" .....

Photo Of The Day - Friday, 9/24/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/24/2010


A. E. Newman
Bland, MO
Candidate for Southern District Associate Commish

"A vote Newman is a vote for UNITY!"

Laugh Of The Day - Friday, 9/24/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/24/2010

The 1980 movie "Airplane!" is funny no matter how many times you've seen it!  I watched it again last night on one of the cable TV movie channels.  Leslie Nielson and Peter Graves cracked me up in this hilarious scene from the cockpit .....

Quote Of The Day - Friday, 9/24/2010

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A. E. Newman
Date:  9/24/2010

"Smoking helps you lose weight -- one lung at a time!"  ~ Alfred E. Newman

Speaking from his mule ranch near Bland this morning, A. E. Newman announced that, if elected to the office of Southern District Associate Commissioner of Gasconade County in 2012, he will advocate for a county-wide law to bar smoking in all public and private gathering places.  Newman said his proposed law would bar smoking in restaurants, bars, taverns, wineries, beer joints, VFW halls, Eagle halls, K.C. halls and everywhere that people gather to freely associate.  Smoking would be permitted ONLY in private homes and on privately owned ranches and farms.  Newman concedes that his proposal is highly controversial.  He stated "If the people don't want me as their new Commish, they can just re-elect incumbent Jerry Lairmore.  Afterall, I've got plenty of work to do out here with these damned mules!"

Bible Verse Of The Day - Friday, 9/24/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/24/2010

The LORD is good to all; he has compassion on all he has made.  ~ Psalm 145:9

Another passage of Scripture states that God allows the rain to fall on the righteous and unrighteous.

God’s nature is good to all. He is merciful even to those who consider themselves His enemies. The greatest example of this was Jesus, who died for those who disagreed with Him.

God’s compassion is seen with each breakthrough in science, art, or technology. Whether through the revelation from a pulpit or the revelation of a math problem solved, God’s compassion is seen every moment of every day.

Today’s commentary by: Dave Whitehead, Senior Pastor, GraceNYC.org

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Hermann Hearsay Performance Metrics - Wednesday, 9/23/2010

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Date: 9/23/2010


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Open Letter To President Obama From Lou Pritchett, Retired P&G Executive

Published by Dick Schaefer, Award-winning, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer; Amateur Investigative Reporter; and Aspiring Photo-journalist

Date:  9/23/2010


Lou Pritchett
Retired P&G Executive

Lou Pritchett, retired P&G executive, is one of corporate America 's true living legends - an acclaimed author, dynamic teacher and one of the world's highest rated speakers. Successful corporate executives everywhere recognize him as the foremost leader in change management.. Lou changed the way America does business by creating an audacious concept that came to be known as "partnering." Pritchett rose from soap salesman to Vice-President, Sales and Customer Development for Procter and Gamble and over the course of 36 years, made corporate history.

Lou Pritchett wrote the following "open letter" to President Obama back in 2009 .....


AN OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT OBAMA

Dear President Obama:

You are the thirteenth President under whom I have lived and unlike any of the others, you truly scare me.

You scare me because after months of exposure, I know nothing about you.

You scare me because I do not know how you paid for your expensive Ivy League education and your upscale lifestyle and housing with no visible signs of support.

You scare me because you did not spend the formative years of youth growing up in America and culturally you are not an American.

You scare me because you have never run a company or met a payroll.

You scare me because you have never had military experience, thus don't understand it at its core.

You scare me because you lack humility and 'class', always blaming others.

You scare me because for over half your life you have aligned yourself with radical extremists who hate America and you refuse to publicly denounce these radicals who wish to see America fail..

You scare me because you are a cheerleader for the 'blame America ' crowd and deliver this message abroad.

You scare me because you want to change America to a European style country where the government sector dominates instead of the private sector.

You scare me because you want to replace our health care system with a government controlled one.

You scare me because you prefer 'wind mills' to responsibly capitalizing on our own vast oil, coal and shale reserves.

You scare me because you want to kill the American capitalist goose that lays the golden egg which provides the highest standard of living in the world.

You scare me because you have begun to use 'extortion' tactics against certain banks and corporations.

You scare me because your own political party shrinks from challenging you on your wild and irresponsible spending proposals.

You scare me because you will not openly listen to or even consider opposing points of view from intelligent people.

You scare me because you falsely believe that you are both omnipotent and omniscient.

You scare me because the media gives you a free pass on everything you do.

You scare me because you demonize and want to silence the Limbaughs, Hannitys, O'Reillys and Becks who offer opposing, conservative points of view.

You scare me because you prefer controlling over governing.

Finally, you scare me because if you serve a second term I will probably not feel safe in writing a similar letter in 8 years.

Lou Pritchett


* This letter was sent to the NY Times but they never acknowledged it.  Big surprise. Since it hit the Internet, however, it has had over 500,000 hits. Keep it going. That's what I'm doing by publishing it here.

Don't believe it?  Check it out at:  http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/youscareme.asp

Eric Clapton - "Shreds" ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/23/2010

It's "Eric Clapton Thursday".  Here is Eric Clapton performing "Shreds" live at Madison Square Garden in New York City .....

Photo Of The Day - Thursday, 9/23/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/23/2010


German School Museum
Refurbished Iron Fence, New Iron Benches, New Paving Brick
Surface and New Exposed Aggregate Concrete Sidewalk

Photo by Dick Schaefer (Hermann Hearsay).
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