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I've lost track of all the "calls for COUNTY UNITY"! There have been a bunch of 'em!
Let's see if I can remember them all? There was Jeff Noedel, Publisher of CNL. There was Jerry Lairmore, Southern District Associate Commissioner. There was Hank Vonk, CNL Contributing Writer and Owner/Operator of Enchanted Ridge Ranch near Owensville. I recall that Brian Chorley, a Hermann Alderman, has long pleaded for COUNTY UNTY. I recall that Owensville Alderman John Kamler added his voice to the "call for UNITY" at the last county commission meeting held in Owensville. Just this week, Randy Esphorst, the Sheriff of Gasconade County, sent a letter to the editor at CNL calling for COUNTY UNITY. I'm sure there have been others, but I just can't remember them all at this me.
This "Cystal Ball News Report", a unique feature at Hermann Hearsay, is about foretelling WHO will be next person(s) to call for UNITY in Gasconade County. It's easy to report who has called for UNITY minutes after the fact. It's easy to publish letters to the editor from those who call for UNITY.
Hermann Hearsay will now tell you WHO will be calling for COUNTY UNITY in the very near future. Our predictions which follow have a 90% certainty of occurring before 12/31/2010:
- A. E. Newman, Candidate for Southern District Associate Commissioner from Bland,
- Elmer J. Fudd, Owner/Operator of "Elmer Fudd's Wabbit Stew Catering Service" from Swiss,
- Barry Schmelly, Hermann resident and Tea Party member, and
- Raymond "Mike" Jacquin, Citizen Watchdog from Hermann.
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