Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Editorial Comment - Voyeuristic News Reporting Just Another Form Of "Yellow Journalism"

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

I am regularly appalled to observe the extent to which so-called "journalists" and "publishers" will go in order to get a headline or pump up their readership numbers.  In times past, it was called "yellow journalism".  I call what I am witnessing all too often these days "pump, puff and spin" journalism.

You can see it every night on the cable "news" shows.  You can see it on CNN, MSNBC and FOX News.  More and more you see it in the op-ed pages of respected national newspapers such as 'The New York Times'.  It is obvious in some of the widely read blogs like 'The Huffington Post'. 

"Pump, puff and spin" journalism has become all too common.  And because it so widely prevalent, it has become an accepted and almost expected journalism practice.  Hell, for all I know, the journalism schools in Anerica may be teaching such methods!  I am sad to observe that the Walter Cronkites, Roger Mudds and Jim Lehrers of journalism are being replaced by the loose-with-the-facts, controversy-stirring, highly-partisan Arianna Huffingtons, Chris Mathews, Ed Schultzes, Sean Hannitys and Keith Olbermanns.

And now, with the advent of daily online "news reporting" here in Hermann, we see it cropping up within some corners of our local news media community.  We see it prominently displayed, on at least one of our local online "news" sites.  And it disgusts me!  I am especially disgusted by some of the voyeuristic reporting I have seen recently. 

I object to sensationalism over substance.  I object to reporters playing loose-with-the-facts.  I object to one-sided, biased, political agenda-driven reporting.  I object to self-promotion and self-aggrandizement.  I object to ambulance, police car and fire truck chasing.  I object to intrusions into the private lives of grieving families.  Give me hard-hitting, fair and balanced interviews of public officials concerning matters of public interest rather than inappropriate voyeuristic interviews of grieving family members!  I object to the publication of photos of homes on fire, mangled, over-turned vehicles, caskets being born down the steps of churches and funeral homes.  What will be next?  Photos of badly mangled, bleeding bodies?  Photos of corpses in caskets at funeral homes?  Interviews of sick and dieing people in their hospital beds?  Videos of grieving family members as they ride in the funeral procession to the grave site for the bural service of a loved one?  Where does this all end?  Do the so-called "journalists" who engage in this type of sick sensationalism even know where the boundary line of common decency is?  Judging from the types of stories I've already seen "reported" by one particular "news" website in the local area, I have to say that I doubt that they have the foggiest idea where the boundary line of common decency lies.

I urge that this kind of "pump, puff and spin" journalism be soundly rejected in Hermann.  I urge anyone who has a paid annual subscription to any online "news" website which employs "yellow journalism" tactics and methods to cancel their subscription and demand a pro-rata refund of subscriber fees already paid.  I urge all consumers of local news to demand the highest journalistic standards from those who seek to provide news reports in exchange for subscription fees and as a vehicle for charging advertisers for ad space.

But that's just my opinion!  What's yours?

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Photo Of The Day - Tuesday, 6/8/2010

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Fred E. Furter
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Fred is shown hear smoking a White Owl cigar.

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Laugh Of The Day - Tuesday, 6/8/2010

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Left to right:  Jean Stapleton (Edith Bunker), Carroll O'Connor (Archie Bunker), Sally Struthers (Gloria Bunker-Stivic) and Rob Reiner (Michael 'Meathead' Stivic)

Archie Bunker: Go ahead, ask your mother; she believes in capital punishment.
Gloria Stivic: Do you Ma?
Edith Bunker: Well, sure.
Gloria Stivic: MA?
Edith Bunker: Well, as long as it ain't too severe.

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Quote Of The Day - Tuesday, 6/8/2010

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"Plug the damned hole!"  ~ President Barack Hussein Obama

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Monday, June 7, 2010

Hermann Hearsay Back Up After Technical Problems

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

We apologize for any inconvenience we may have caused our readers during the past 24 hours.  Our website host has been experiencing technical difficulties.  Had it not been for Frank Furter's involvement with Google's technical people, the problem could have continued for much, much longer.  (A photo of Frank smoking one of his favorite cigars is shown here on the right.)

After further consideration, we have decided to match the salary Frank had been offered by Best Buy in Columbia.  We are happy to report that Frank has decided to remain with Hermann Hearsay.  He will not be leaving us next Friday as we had previously announced. 

In addition to the salary increase, Frank will be getting a case of premium quality cigars every month.  And we are promoting our resident geek to the new position of "Webmaster, Senior IT Engineer, Coffee Brewer and Custodian".  In this position, Frank will have expanded responsibilities.  You may even see a few articles on behind-the-scenes technical stuff written by Frank!

Welcome back Frankie ol' boy!

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Quote Of The Day - Monday, 6/7/2010

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John Wooden the legendary bascketball coach of the UCLA Bruins passed away this past week at the age of 99. John Wooden was truly one of the great coaches of all time.  A great coach, a great teacher, a great motivator, a great leader, a great role model and a great man! A person who was admired by everyone who knew him as well as by many others like myself who felt they somehow knew him.. Coach Wooden was a remarkable man.  He was truly "The Wizard of Westwood".

"Material possessions, winning scores, and great reputations are meaningless in the eyes of the Lord, because He knows what we really are and that is all that matters." ~ John Wooden

The following article about John Wooden appeared in the L. A. Times on Friday, 6/4:

John Wooden's Pyramid Stands Test of Time

Wooden borrowed from others to construct his Pyramid of Success, which has become his legacy almost as much as his coaching victories.

June 04, 2010

By Robyn Norwood

John Wooden was a young high school teacher and coach in the 1930s when he first wrote his personal definition of success, searching for a way to assure his students — and their parents — they could be successful without earning all A's.

"I wanted to give them something to aspire to beyond higher marks in English classes or more statistics in sports," he told The Times in 2004.

Wooden tied success not to achievement, wealth or fame, but to how close a person came to their potential.

He spent another 14 years completing his Pyramid of Success, tinkering with 15 building blocks such as "Industriousness" "Enthusiasm," "Skill," and "Poise," before finishing the diagram in 1948, shortly before he left Indiana State for UCLA.

More than half a century later, the 10 national championship banners won by Wooden's UCLA basketball teams hang from the rafters at Pauley Pavilion — and his old-fashioned but still resonant Pyramid of Success adorns everything from classroom walls at Mariners Elementary in Newport Beach to books, websites, mouse pads, even a wall in a Torrance collection agency.

Even well into his 90s, Wooden used to mail out some 1,500 copies of his pyramid a year, many of them to high school coaches who wanted to distribute them to their teams.

Though others urged him to copyright the pyramid, Wooden said in recent years he never had, prompting a friend to tell him he didn't have a marketing bone in his body.

"I hope not," Wooden said.

Completed during the Truman administration, the Pyramid of Success has improbably stood the test of time.

Stephen R. Covey, the bestselling author of "The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People" is an admirer of Wooden's who has called the pyramid and Wooden's other maxims "classic wisdom."

It resonates not only with nostalgic mid-career workers in motivational seminars, but with 21st-century schoolchildren.

In January 2005, at 94, Wooden visited the Newport Beach elementary school where teacher Pat McLaughlin, a UCLA graduate, created a character-education program based on Wooden's pyramid and his 2003 children's book, "Inch and Miles: The Journey to Success."

"It was fun. He was a good man," Mariners Elementary student Brandy Joyce said later that year. "He said something funny I didn't understand — it was only for the grown-ups."

After Wooden's visit, essays graced the walls of McLaughlin's Room 13.

"Self-control sounds like not yelling the answer when it's not your turn," Cole Chapin wrote.

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Photo Of The Day - Monday, 6/7/2010

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The late John Wooden, legendary coach of the UCLA Bruins
Flanked by two of his greatest players, Kareem Abdul Jabbar (left) and Bill Walton (right)

Rest In Peace Coach Wooden!

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Laugh Of The Day - Monday, 6/7/2010

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From the long-running TV series "All In The Family" ......

Gloria: Do you know that sixty percent of all deaths in America are caused by guns?

Archie Bunker: Would it make you feel any better, little girl, if they was pushed out of windows?

("Gloria Bunker Stivic" was played by actress Sally Struthers, and "Archie Bunker" was played by actor Carroll O'Connor.)

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Sunday, June 6, 2010

Song Dedication - Puff The Magic Dragon

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This old Peter, Paul and Mary song is dedicated to the "Puffer".  The "Puffer" is a frequent visitor to our site but rarely leaves a comment.  We think that's because he's too busy "puffing" to conceive of a reasonably cogent comment!

This song dedication is our very first, and it's going out to the "Puffer" .......

Willie Nelson - Bloody Mary Morning

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It's that time of the week again!  It's Willie Nelson Sunday!  Jimmy, Frank and I are taking the day off.

Here's Willie singin' "Bloody Mary Morning" .....

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Photo Of The Day - Saturday, 6/5/2010

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Beula Bowelmovement
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Laugh Of The Day - Saturday, 6/5/2010

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"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."  ~ Steve Martin.

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Quote Of The Day - Saturday, 6/5/2010

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"Neither the wisest constitution nor the wisest laws will secure the liberty and happiness of a people whose manners are universally corrupt."  ~ Samuel Adams, Essay in the Public Advertiser, 1749

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Hermann Hearsay Makes Major Investment In State-Of-The-Art Technology

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

I just returned from making a major purchase at Granneman's Radio Shack here in Hermann.  Hermann Hearsay is making another major investment in technology.  You might recall that our owner authorized the purchase of some new HP laptop computers for our reporters earlier this year.  Today I purchased an Olympus brand, Model VN-6000 digitial voice recorder for use by our reporters.  We'll try to share this device between us, but if that proves unworkable, I'll just have to purchase one or two more of these handy little devices.

I've often wondered why our reports seem to occasionally differ from the reports of the other news agencies.  I noticed this to be especially true in our reports on Gasconade County Commission Meetings.   Were we missing critical points in these meetings?  Have we not been hearing what others hear and report?  Have we been hearing Northern District Matt Penning make valid and important points which CNL reporters have either not heard or have decided not to report?

Now we have a digital voice recorder capable of recording 604 hours of meetings.  Now we will be able to go back and check our meeting notes vs. what was actually said in the meetings.  Now we will be able to absolutely "guarantee" the accuracy and validity of our reporting!

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Charlie Farquharson's Weekend Weather Report - June 5 - 6

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor, and Charlie Farquharson, Weekend Weather Reporter

We've intentionally stayed away from reporting on the daily weather. Other local online news services are already reporting on the daily weather, and we figured you could just turn on your TV or radio or go to http://www.weather.com/ to get the weather report. So daily weather reporting has not been a high priority for us.

But weekend weather reporting is!  People care about the weather more on weekends.  They want to know if their fishing plans will be affected, if their golf outing will be rained out and whether or not to drive all the way to St. Louis for a Cardinals game.  Charlie Farquharson of the KORN radio station has agreed to do a special homespun weekend weather report for us. We thought we'd give it a shot!

Here's Charlie and his 2nd Hermann Hearsay weekend weather report ......

Good mornin', Hermann Hearsay subscribers!

I'm as happy as a pig in poop to be doin' my second Hermann Hearsay weekend weather report for you folks!

I "hearsay" that the weather this weekend is gonna be unseasonably hot and humid. A real scorcher!  Hot as a tin roof on top of a chicken coop in the middle of July!

You're gonna be seein' a fair amount of sunshine on Saturday and Sunday both!

Wear sunscreen and sunglasses if you're gonna be outside.  Wear light cotton clothing too!

Today, it's gonna be partly coudy with a high temperature of 93° F, droppin' to a low of 65° F tonight.  Now, we have a probability of isolated thunder storms tonight, but I can't be sure of the % probability right here in Hermann.  My weather instrumentation has been givin' me fits recently.  I'm guessin' that the chance of precipitation will be about 10 to 20%.  So, if you're gonna be out tonight, take an umbrella along with ya just to be on the safe side.
On Sunday, the temperatures will drop a bit.  Our high temperature will only be 82° F.  It will be mostly sunny.  A great day for a picnic or golfin' or fishin' .........or for mowin' your lawn if you don't get around to it on Saturday.  The chance of precipitation is about 30% on Sunday.  That's my guess anyway!
 
Folks, now don't you forget to water your dogs, cats, chickens and livestock and provide them a shady place under a big tree this weekend!  Don't leave a dog or a baby in a closed up automibile either

Well, that's about it folks!

For KORN and Hermann Hearsay, this is Charlie Farquharson signin' off and wishin' you a nice weekend!

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Friday, June 4, 2010

Night Desk Report - Friday Night, 6/4/2010

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

I decided to cover the night life in Hermann tonight.  The Cardinals were leading 8-0 over the Brewers in the top of the 9th with Adam Wainright going for a complete game and shutout, so I felt comfortable heading downtown.  (Update:  Wainright got his first complete game shutout and the Cardinals won 8-0.)

It's a warm, muggy night here in Hermann.  There is absolutely no breeze stirring.  The mosquitos are getting thick, and I do believe I saw a lightning bug or too.  I decided to drive through town and make a quick assessment of the nightlife situation.  When I go into all the bars, I tend to get into a little trouble.  Either I spend all my money buying drinks or I drink too much myself and end up with a headache the next morning.  So I stayed out of the bars.
  • Hermann's street lights were all burning!  Kudos to whoever keeps the lights burning in Hermann!
  • Quincy McGoo stumbled out of The Barrel Bar.  I think he'll make it home. He lives just two blocks away!
  • Elmer Hugz was stumbling down 5th Street.  I suspect he had been at The Eagle Hall.
  • No feral cats were spotted.  Presumably the "Ferals In Peril" non-profit group has solved this problem once and for all.
  • I didn't see any auto accidents, home fires, meth lab explosions or knife fights.  A relatively calm night in Hermann!
  • I saw Henrietta Horschwagel and Elmer Fudd going into The Sharp Corner Tavern.  But don't tell anyone since they're married and not to each other.
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