Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Hey, 'Gangsta Hanksta', Don't Tread On My "House Shoes"!

Published by Dick Schaefer, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer and Amateur Investigative Reporter

Well ..... (to borrow one of his favorite intros) political pundit, provocateur and preeminent pontificator, Hank Vonk, is at it again!  Featured writer of 'Forum Fables' over at "Cheap News LIVE", Vonk has used his poisoned pen (keyboard) to malign and slander Matt Penning, John Penning, Mike Jacquin and me in his latest acrimonious article entitled "Last Commission Meeting & Is Matt Penning a Gangsta Rapper???"

In the topsy-turvy, black-is-white-and-white-is-black, upside-down world of 'The Hanksta', if you push back on other members of the county commission to run the business of Gasconade County in the best interests of the taxpayers, you are labeled a 'Gangsta Rapper'.  Citizens of the county who attend County Commission Meetings demanding transparent and responsible government are similarly maligned.  On the otherhand, 'The Hanksta' aligns himself with a "news" organization dedicated to carrying water for 'Jerry' and 'Ron'.

I don't have time for 'The Hanksta', so I'll just let it go at that!  If you want a good laugh though, click on the following link to read 'The Hanksta's' latest smear piece:  http://countynewslive.com/forum/last-commission-meeting-matt-penning-gangsta-rapper.

Hey, 'Gangsta Hanksta', Snoop Dogg and I send this rap number called "House Shoes" out to you and all your friends down at 'Bogies' .....



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1 comment:

  1. Wat up Homes? I just love that Snoop Dog! Hankster's posse must be proud, you know the email posse! Fred

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