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Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, Cool Music and LIVE Webcams

It's May 5th.  It's Cinco de Mayo!

Yes, it's the day we drink Corona with a slice of lime instead of our usual Bud Light or Milwaukee Best.  It's the day we forego our favorite single-malt scotch or sour mash Tennessee sippin' whiskey for tequila.  Some of us drink shots of tequila, but most of us drink margaritas.  And instead of our usual hot wings or bacon cheeseburgers, we risk indigestion and eat hard-shelled tacos or soft-shelled bean burrito with lots of hot sauce. 

If only our local wineries produced a Mexican wine, we could support them and drink Mexican wine on Cinco de Mayo.  But alas they don't!  Or maybe one of them does?!  Stone Hill has that Jackass (sp?) wine!  Kinda looks like a Mexican burro kicking up its heels on that cute wine bottle they have!  Maybe I'll drink some of that Jackass (sp?) wine today!

But aside from all the obligatory adult beverages, what really is Cinco de Mayo, you ask?  And why do we celebrate it? 

Hermann Hearsay is here to provide you some answers!  You could have looked it up yourself, but we've gone ahead and done that for you.  Just one of the many FREE services we provide to our subscribers!  Here's what we found at Wikipedia ........

Cinco de Mayo

Cinco de Mayo (Spanish for "fifth of May") is a holiday celebrated in the United States and primarily limited to the state of Puebla in Mexico. The holiday commemorates the Mexican army's unlikely victory over French forces at the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862, under the leadership of Mexican General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguín.

Cinco de Mayo is not "an obligatory federal holiday" in Mexico, but rather a holiday that can be observed voluntarily. While Cinco de Mayo has limited significance nationwide in Mexico, the date is observed in the United States (also voluntarily) and other locations around the world as a celebration of Mexican heritage and pride. Cinco de Mayo is not Mexico's Independence Day, which actually is September 16, the most important national patriotic holiday in Mexico.

History
In 1861, Benito Juarez stopped making interest payments to countries that Mexico owed money to. In response, France attacked Mexico to force payment of this debt. France decided that it would try to take over and occupy Mexico. France was successful at first in its invasion; however, on May 5, 1862, at the city of Puebla, Mexican forces were able to defeat an attack by the larger French army. In the Battle of Puebla, the Mexicans were led by General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguín. Although the Mexican army was victorious over the French at Puebla, the victory only delayed the French advance on Mexico City. A year later, the French occupied Mexico. The French occupying forces placed Maximilian I, Emperor of Mexico on the throne of Mexico in 1864. The French, under pressure from the United States, eventually withdrew in 1866-1867. Maximilian was deposed by President Benito Juarez and executed, five years after the Battle of Puebla.

The Battle of Puebla was important for at least two reasons. First, although considerably outnumbered, the Mexicans defeated a much better-equipped French army. "This battle was significant in that the 4,000 Mexican soldiers were greatly outnumbered by the well-equipped French army of 8,000 that had not been defeated for almost 50 years." Second, it was significant because since the Battle of Puebla no country in the Americas has been invaded by an army from another continent.

History of Observance

According to a paper published by the UCLA Center for the Study of Latino Health and Culture about the origin of the observance of Cinco de Mayo in the United States, the modern American focus on the people of the world that day first started in California in the 1860s in response to the resistance to French rule in Mexico. The 2007 paper notes that "The holiday, which has been celebrated in California continuously since 1863, is virtually ignored in Mexico."


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Saturday, April 24, 2010

Tired of LIVE weather webcams? Well, we are too!

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Fine music beats LIVE weather webcams all to hell!

First of all, if you ain't got enough sense to look out the window or step outside and look around to the north, south, east and west in order to figure out the weather pattern, then you're too damned dumb to be reading 'Hermann Hearsay' anyway.  Go to that other website where they provide "live shots" of Fourth Street, Fifth Street and the Missouri River at Dundee (wherever that is).

Second of all, we ain't about to go wasting our money on stupid webcams!  Hell no!  We need new laptops, new Blackberries and a decent coffeemaker for the office!

What we are gonna do instead is bring you some of the finest music on God's green earth.  We've already brought you some Willie Nelson songs.  Willie's one of our favorites!  And now by special request from Beula Bowelmovement and Oliver T. Shagnasty, for your listening enjoyment here is the incomparable Slim Whitman!



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Mustang Lois - Ride Lois Ride!

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Do any of you Shelby boys wanna give me a ride?  Call me at 573-486-LOIS.



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Friday, April 23, 2010

Rainy Start To Shelbyfest

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The rain began falling at around 5:15 p.m. on Friday evening in Hermann.  It looks like the Shelbyfest and the opening night concert is in jeopardy.  There will likely be a lot of "blue eyes crying in the rain"!  Sing it Willie!




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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Hermann Hearsay Declines To Cover HHS Prom

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Hermann Hearsay declined the opportunity to invade the privacy of our local high school juniors and seniors this Saturday by filming them at the Hermann High School Prom.  We just didn't think we should interfere with this right of passage and special social night for our local young people because of some commercial interest on our part. 

In our editorial judgment, not every last little thing which occurs in and around Hermann ought be reported by the invasive media.  We reasoned that church services, weddings, funerals, birthday parties, small group social gatherings at local taverns and proms are private matters.  We reasoned that attendees have the right to the presumption of privacy when attending such affairs.

Perhaps, however, our judgment was wrong.  The "red carpet" interviews conducted by CNL were kind of cute.  We will consider doing it next year.  I think I'll approach it a little differently though.  I'll get Jimmy to spring for an expensive and revealing evening gown for me to wear on the "red carpet".  I'll spend more time with each young high school couple and I'll ask the following questions:
  1. What are your names?  Do you have a drivers license?  Who are your parents?
  2. Who designed your evening gown (girl) and where did you rent your tuxedo (boy)?
  3. Have you guys ever dated each other before?
  4. What are your party plans for after the prom?
  5. What do you think of us bugging you and filming the most important night of your high school years?
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Monday, April 19, 2010

My Sunday Harley Ride Down To Owensville

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I had a great time on Sunday afternoon riding my Harley with a group of close friends.  Jimmy Oldsun had given us a rare day off, so I just wanted to get out of the confines of four walls!  The weather on Sunday was absolutely perfect!

We road east on Highway 94 to Marthasville and then south on Highway 47 to Washington and then west on Highway 100 back to Hermann.  We stopped for a cold beer at The Barrel and talked about what a beautiful spring day ride we had just completed. 

Then someone in our group said "Hey, let's ride down to Owensville.  I hear they're having their Springfest this weekend!"  So I said "I'm game if the rest of you are!"  And away we went!  South on Highway 19 down to Owensville!

Clark Kant has been talking about opening another online news website in Owensville just as soon as he gets 'Berger Baloney With Mayo' (http://www.bergerbaloneywithmayo.blogspot.com/) started up real good.  So I was interested in checking Owensville out.  I had never been there before. 

We had a great time looking at the Springfest car show and eating BBQ.  I checked out a few places that might be available for an office if and when Clark decides to open a daily news service down there.  As far as I could gather from a few of the local residents, our only competition in the Owensville would be the 'Gasconade County Republican', an old line newspaper.  Martin Blanc, a car enthusiast, told me he thought we could give the GCR some good competition.  I told him I would pass his encouragement along to Clark.

As the sun was about to set, we decided to head on back to Hermann.  Thank you, Jimmy!  Thanks for giving us the day off!

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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

American Idol Watch Parties

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Night Desk Reporter, Investigative Reporter, Sports Reporter, Weather Reporter and Acting Editor In Chief

The 'American Idol' on FOX televsion has become a huge phenomenon in America!  And people here in Hermann are also huge fans of the reality TV program.

I don't think the following list is all-inclusive, but Hermann Hearsay has learned that the following Hermannites will be hosting 'American Idol' watch parties this evening and will be serving snacks as indicated:
  1. Elmer J. Fudd - wabbit stew, Penning's German potato salad and Stag beer
  2. Barry Schmelly - popcorn and Bud Light beer
  3. Henrietta Hornschwagel - weenies in bbq sauce, potato chips and diet Pepsi
  4. Gertrude Schenkelberg - nachos with cheese and Canadia Moosehead beer
  5. Ellie Mae Clampitt - boiled shrimp, cocktail sauce and Tanqueray gin martinis
  6. Beula Bowelmovement - nacho-flavored Doritos and margaritas
I will be filing my 'Night Desk Report' from Ellie Mae's place.  (I like Tanqueray gin martinis and Ellie Mae has led me to believe that I can stay over if I have too many of them!)

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Update at 8:15 p.m.  - A fun-loving group has gathered at Ellie Mae's place.  The boiled shrimp are great and I'm into my second gin martini!  WhoooHooo!  Two of the Idol finalists will be booted off the show tonight.  I say it's going to be Andrew and Katie!