Thursday, May 13, 2010

Hermann Hearsay's 'Name The Mascot Contest'


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We are searching for the perfect name for our 'Hermann Hearsay' mascot.  You can help us out.  Please comment with your favorite name choice from among those listed below:
  1. Hadley
  2. Hank
  3. Hans
  4. Harlan
  5. Harold
  6. Hearsay
  7. Hector
  8. Hee-Haw
  9. Herbert
  10. Herkimer
  11. Herman
  12. Hermie
  13. Hickey
  14. Hickory
  15. Horace
  16. Hubert
  17. Huey
The winner of our 'Name the Mascot Contest' will receive two free passes to A. E. Newman's Mid-Missouri Mule Rides, and will be featured prominently in an upcoming article.  You must be 18 years old to enter the contest.

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Reciprocal Websites:
http://www.dschaefer.vemma.com/ (Premium Nutritional Drinks)
http://www.ngnn.com/ (Hermann NEWS & New Haven NEWS ONLINE)
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10 comments:

  1. Me and Fred like the name Daisy if it's a girl and Wilbur if it's a girl. Snowman

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  2. Snowman, your comment isn't showing as I respond. Maybe I have a poltergeist on my site? I have your input ..... Daisy or Wilbur. How 'bout Seabiscuit or Mr. Ed?

    Jimmy

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  3. Why the hell do ya need a mascot, Jimmy? CNL and HermannNEWS don't have mascots! And how can you afford to feed a hay burner? Get a hamster!

    Elmer Fudd

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  4. I think that Jerry would be a good name. It's what I named my prize pig. They both look alike. Keep shouveling, The Happy Shouvler!

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  5. OK Jimmy we'll go with Hubert.Fred will have to explain to his girlfriend Daisy. Jimmy do you have a Ghostbuster Team like Jeffy Poo? Snowman

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  6. Poltergeese! I saw them crapin in Newman's lake! Martin

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  7. Shouveler I've seen your Pig at the Fair it looks better walking backwards! Fred will be calling for a date... Cletus

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  8. Hans and Herman are good German names. Helmut and Hellmuth are also good German names.

    Hermann German

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  9. You could name him/her 'Hearsay' I suppose?

    Barry Schmelly

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  10. Henrietta HornschwagelMay 14, 2010 at 3:32 PM

    How about 'Hester' or 'Henry' or 'Henrietta'?

    Henrietta

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