Monday, June 7, 2010

Hermann Hearsay Back Up After Technical Problems

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

We apologize for any inconvenience we may have caused our readers during the past 24 hours.  Our website host has been experiencing technical difficulties.  Had it not been for Frank Furter's involvement with Google's technical people, the problem could have continued for much, much longer.  (A photo of Frank smoking one of his favorite cigars is shown here on the right.)

After further consideration, we have decided to match the salary Frank had been offered by Best Buy in Columbia.  We are happy to report that Frank has decided to remain with Hermann Hearsay.  He will not be leaving us next Friday as we had previously announced. 

In addition to the salary increase, Frank will be getting a case of premium quality cigars every month.  And we are promoting our resident geek to the new position of "Webmaster, Senior IT Engineer, Coffee Brewer and Custodian".  In this position, Frank will have expanded responsibilities.  You may even see a few articles on behind-the-scenes technical stuff written by Frank!

Welcome back Frankie ol' boy!

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