Friday, May 7, 2010

What Hermann Hearsay Premium Subscribers Are Reading On Friday, May 7th

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, Cool Music and LIVE Webcams

Hermann Hearsay Premium Subscribers receive so much more value for the low price of ONLY $29.95 per year ($24.95 for those who upgrade their FREE subscriptions prior to July 1st.)  Don't be a cheapskate!  Call our office today or leave us a comment and upgrade to an HH Premium Subscription right now!

The articles and reports you are NOT reading on Friday, May 7th IF you are just a lowly, FREE subscriber:
  • Elmer Fudd's Pig Turns Up Pregnant!  Who's The Father?
  • What's Going On With The GCCS?  Hermann Hearsay Reports The Inside Story.
  • Recent Survey Points To Increasing Homosexual Population In Gasconade County.
  • Personal Emails Sent From County Computer.  Status Of Investigation.
Click on the following link IF and ONY IF you are an HH Premium Subscriber.  Cheapskate, free-loading FREE subscribers will be denied access (even though we depend upon your website hits and page views to market our website to advertisers).

http://www.hermannhearsaypremiumarticles.blogspot.com/


Lois Lame
Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, Cool Music and LIVE Webcams
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/

Total # FREE subscribers: 000303
Total # Premium subscribers: 000003
Subscribers currently online: 000143
New visitors currently online: 000122

Reciprocal Websites:
http://www.ngnn.com/65041/ (Hermann NEWS & New Haven NEWS ONLINE)

5 comments:

  1. I think us FREE Subscribers are unappreciated!

    Ben Dover

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  2. Fritz FunderburkMay 7, 2010 at 1:15 PM

    I see a pattern emerging here! Us FREE Subscribers don't get to see the juicy articles and reports! Are you trying to bait us into handing over money?

    Fritz Funderburk

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  3. Billy Bob GentryMay 7, 2010 at 1:20 PM

    All of you online news sites are the same! Looks like you're just in it for the money! I ain't got no money! I've been laid off for 12 months!

    Billy Bob Gentry

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  4. I'd really like to become a premium subscriber but I wondered if I may pay by the week. I'd have to give you my $24.95 for 12 months of news and they you shut down next month.

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  5. Dear Tator_Tot,

    Thanks for reading our news site. I can assure you that the premium golf cap you will be receiving with your Premium Subscription is worth $15 plus tax. So, substracting the value of the golf cap, you would only be at risk for less than $10.

    Yes, it is possible that someone might attempt a hostile takeover in order to take down the website. However, Truman T. Tiger, owner of TTTNN, controls 100% of our stock and will only consider selling at a P.E. multiple of 50 times annual earnings. No one is crazy is enough to offer such a premium. And Truman is eccentric enough to hold on until he gets his price.

    I hope you will consider a Premium Membership, Tator!

    Lois Lame

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