Wednesday, June 16, 2010

HELP WANTED - Advertising Sales & Subscriber Services Assistant

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

We've been working Lois Lame pretty hard here at Hermann Hearsay.  She has a lot of duties, and she's spread pretty thin.  Recently, we promoted her to Assistant Editor and gave her even more work to do.  Two of her duties are Advertising Sales and Subscriber Services.  Between trying to solicit ads, subscriber upgrades and answer subscriber questions, Lois gets mighty busy around here.  We have decided to hire a part-time assistant to help her with these specific responsibilites.  The job could very well grow into a full-time job by 2011.  In fact, we're pretty sure it will as our subscriber base grows.  We currently have 340 FREE subscribers and 33 PAID PREMIUM subscribers.

The successful applicant must have a pleasant personality, advanced computer skills, excellent telephone skills and a physical appearance which would otherwise qualify her for a waitressing job at Hooters.  Pay will be commensurate with skills and experience. 

Contact Jimmy at 1-800-HEARSAY to schedule a personal interview.

Performance Metrics:
Total # FREE Subscribers: 000,340
Total # Premium Subscribers: 000,027
Total # Ultra Premium Subscribers: 000,003
Total # Platinum Lifetime Subscribers: 000,003
Subscribers Currently Online: 000,082
New Visitors Currently Online: 000,038
Alexa U.S. Traffic Ranking: 308,094
Total # Subscriber Telethons, Raffles & Bake Sales: 000,000

Reciprocal Websites:
www.dschaefer.vemma.com/ (Ultra Premium Nutritional Drinks)
www.ngnn.com/ (Hermann, New Haven and Owensville NEWS)
www.rivertownrecipes.blogspot.com/ (Food & Drink Recipes)
www.vemmadrinker.blogspot.com/ (Premium Nutritional Drinks)

Non-Reciprocal Websites:
www.dorasspinningwheel.com/ (Embroidered Caps, Shirts, Etc.)
www.timeforpie.com/ (Pie, Rolls, Scones, Coffee, Lattes & More)



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