Hermann Hearsay announced plans to study the economic and technical feasibility of launching its very own news podcast during a sparsely attended news conference in Hermann yesterday. The news conference was held in Elmer Hugz' backyard. Regettably, Elmer, his wife, and Henrietta Hornschwagel were the only attendees. The call letters for the podcast will be K-R-A-P ......... provided, of course, that they haven't already been taken by someone else.
K-R-A-P plans to commence podcasting over the internet on June 1, 2010. The primary content for the news podcast will be:
- Hermann News KRAP
- KRAPPY Weather in Hermann
- Other Local News KRAP that ain't fit to be printed
A talk show host and weatherman are being recruited from the local area. No one has accepted either job offer yet. So, if you're interested in either position, just give us a call at 1-800-HEARSAY or drop us a brief line stating your qualifications.
Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com
Clark,
ReplyDeleteI've got some experience. I used to be the popular anchorman on K-O-R-N News. How much you boys plannin' to pay?
Charlie