Monday, March 28, 2011

Special "Ralphie's Buffalo Chips" Edition - Ralphie The Buffalo Slips On Banana Peel

Published by Dick Schaefer, Creator of "Ralphie's Buffalo Chips"

"Ralphie The Buffalo"
Date:  3/28/2011
Post:  1,962

Special Edition 003

Our readers want to know how "Ralphie Boy" came to be so obsessed and so "buffalo headed".   I'm going to tell you how "Ralphie Boy" seriously damaged his brain slipping on a banana peel. 

This is a true story!

I saw an alligator bite an electric eel,
'Saw a buffalo ("Ralphie Boy") slip on a banana peel.

'Saw a fruit bat fly into a hurricane,
A flamingo standing in the pouring rain.

And then a moose and a spider monkey fell in a hole,
As a possum and a cockroach fell off a pole

Then a cockatoo flew into a window pane,
And a rabbit got squashed in the passing lane.

These things happen, oh yes it's true,
And ain't a damn thing, brother, we humans can do.

Ain't a damn thing, brother, we humans can do!

Another "Ralphie Boy" Mess


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