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We interrupt normal programming and Super Bowl Sunday to report our official snowflake casualty count! According to the computer model my associates at Mizzou's Mechanical and Aerospace Engineering Department and I have developed for Hermann Hearsay "Spring Thaw Central", we have lost the following grand total number of snowflakes in the Hermann city limits since this week's spring thaw first began:
3,254,786,213,897 * snowflakes
* As of 2:50 p.m. CST, + or - 351 snowflakes.
The outside temperature in Hermann is currently 40 F. We expect to take many more snowflake casualties during the next 24 hours.
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