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I'm a huge fan of Willie Nelson and the late Waylon Jennings.
Inspired by "Ralphie Boy", The Mouth Of The South, here are my parody lyrics to the great Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings song "Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys".
"Ralphie Boy", I hope you enjoy my new lyrics, and I hope they have the Willie and Waylon version on the jukebox down at Bogey's!
Bullies ain't easy to love and they're harder to hold,
And they'd rather give you the finger than diamonds or gold.
Deformed ears and ugly old faces, each night begins a new day.
And if you don't submit to him and he don't die young,
He'll probably just run away.
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be bullies;
Don't let 'em shoot shotguns and drive pickup trucks.
Make 'em be respectful, friendly and such.
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be bullies;
They'll never shut their big mouth and they won't have a friend.
Not even the one that they love.
Bullies like positions of power and wimps they can dominate,
Weak, timid people, puppy dogs and submissive women.
And them that really know him won't like him,
And them that don't know him would do best to avoid him.
He ain't wrong; he's just a pinhead,
but his pride won't let him do things to make you think he's right
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be bullies;
Don't let 'em shoot shotguns and drive pickup trucks.
Make 'em be respectful, friendly and such.
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be bullies;
They'll never keep their mouths shut and they won't have a friend.
Not even the one that they love.
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be bullies.
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