Editorial Comment: Dealing With Snakes

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Editor

Date:  1/26/2011
Post:  1,561

"If you spend enough time around snakes, they will eventually bite you.  Therefore it is best to avoid them altogether."  ~ Dick Schaefer

With this advice in mind, our editorial board has decided to limit response to anonymous commenters and commenters with fictitious names who come onto this site with the obvious intention of attacking our writers and/or attacking innocent citizens of our community.

Henceforth our new policy will be to respond to any snakes who slither onto our site in the following way:

 WARNING - Slither onto some other website.  You are not welcome at Hermann Hearsay.  We do not like snakes and our regular readers do not like snakes.

After an initial recognition of and written warning to such snakes, our staff writers will simply ignore their presence.  If we deem snakes to be a continuing annoyance, we will shoot them.  I'm sorry that sounds a bit violent.  Actually, we will just SPAM them, so they can no longer slither back onto our site.

Jimmy Oldsun
Editor

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