Letter To The Editor - Yosemite Sam Rips Into Daffy Duck

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

Date:  12/6/2010
Post:  1.242

A letter was received today from Yosemite Sam, one of our loyal FREE subscribers.  As a preamble to this particularly angry letter, Hermann Hearsay is posting the following Notice, Disclosure and Disclaimer:

Publisher's Notice/Full Disclosure:  Mr. Yosemite Sam has been a long-time FREE subscriber to Hermann Hearsay.  Mr. Daffy Duck, whom Yosemite Sam viciously criticizes, is also a FREE subscriber to Hermann Hearsay, albeit for a much shorter period of time.  Neither Yosemite Sam nor Daffy Duck have any ownership interest in Hermann Hearsay.  Furthermore, neither Yosemite Sam nor Daffy Duck have any current or past employment relationship with Hermann Hearsay.  And in addition to all of the foregoing disclosures, be advised that neither Yosemite Sam nor Daffy Duck are related in anyway to any members of Hermann Hearsay ownership, management or staff.  And if these disclosures were not enough, it should also be noted that neither Yosemite Sam nor Daffy Duck has ever purchased a lunch or an intoxicating adult beverage for any member of Hermann Hearsay ownership, management, or staff.  In other words, we here at Hermann Hearsay barely know these two characters.  It must be plainly understood that Yosemite Sam speaks entirely for himself in his "Letter to the Letter"

Disclaimer:  The views expressed in Hermann Hearsay "Letters to the Editor" and/or Hermann Hearsay forums or other reader comments are not necessarily those of the ownership, management and/or staff of HermannHearsay.blogspot.com.  However, we do have complete control over what we choose to publish.  Sometimes it is helpful in growing our readershop to publish sensational, salacious and scandalous articles and reports.  We cannot be held legally responsible for our editorial standards regardless of how low and sleazy they may be.  Our readers like to read this trash, so we publish it!

Posted hereinbelow is Yosemite Sam's letter.  BE WARNED, IT IS VERY GRAPHIC!

Dear Jimmy,

This letter is to inform you that you have an A-hole amidst your FREE subscriber membership base.  His name is Daffy Duck.  This damned duck is no good!  He has never been any good!  Just ask other Hermannites!  They will tell you that he is a dad-blamed, stinkin' varmint!

Daffy Duck

Be advised that this no-good-for-nothin', dirty, dastardly duck has done the following despicable things:

1. He has dishonored and knocked up my young niece!
2. He has crapped all over #2, #4 and #5 putting greens over at the Loutre Shore Country Club just before my foursome played through.
3. He has passed a bad check to me when he bought a shotgun at my garage sale last year.
4. He got drunk down at the Barrel Bar a few weekends ago and did the Duck Dance on their bar.
5. He shed his filthy dirty black feathers all over my wife's full-length white fox fur coat at our company's Christmas party this year.

This dirty, dastardly duck is a real dickhead!  Please be advised that it would be wise to cancel his FREE subscription and publish a public service announcement advising all your readers to avoid having anything to do with the bastard!

Yosemite Sam

Yours truly,

Yosemite Sam
Hermann, MO

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