Hermann Hearsay: Hermann Hearsay Performance Metrics

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Friday, September 3, 2010

Hermann Hearsay Performance Metrics - Friday, 9/3/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date: 9/3/2010

Performance Metrics:

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Total # Premium Subscribers: 000,030

Total # Ultra Premium Subscribers: 000,004

Total # Platinum Lifetime Subscribers: 000,003

Subscribers Currently Online: 000,104

New Visitors Currently Online: 000,039

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Alexa World Traffic Ranking: 1,018,694

Cumulative Postings Since Start-up: 665

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Total $'s Recv'd From Politicians For Promotional Consideration: 0

Total # Subscriptions Revoked for Copyright Infringement: 0

Overall Financial Conditon: Solvent

2 comments:

Antonio Luigi CockalottiSeptember 3, 2010 at 10:21 AM
Your growth seems to be slowing down, Lois. Seems like you did better when you published more controversial reports.

Antonio Luigi Cockalotti
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CletusSeptember 3, 2010 at 7:32 PM
Lois maybe it's time to turn the heat up a bit. Cletus
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