Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Editorial Comment - We're On The Up And Up!

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

Hermann Hearsay is making journalism history again!  Hermann Hearsay, the ONLY local daily online news website NOT involve in a civil lawsuit!

Subscribe to Hermann Hearsay!  We have yet to breach a business contract, sexually harrass any of our female employees, unfairly libel any under-performing civil servant or public official or intentionally over-charge any of our subscribers!

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