Joke Of The Day - Wednesday, 5/12/2010

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, and Cool YouTube Music Videos

"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."  ~ George Carlin

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