Hermann Hearsay has been contacted by a credible source who has obtained "inside information" regarding the planned late filings by several individuals for county offices.
This "insider information" was provided to us under certain terms and conditions:
1. that we wait until today Friday, 3/19/2010, to offer the information to our readers,
2. that we provide the names of the individuals and offices for which they intend to file only to readers who pay $100 (cash) for the information,
3. that those who receive the "insider information" promise not to discuss the information until the final day of filing, and
4. that all funds received in exchange for our "inside information" be donated to the campaign funds of the candidates who challenge incumbents in the upcoming county elections.
We don't make it practice to allow others to dictate our editorial policy. In this case, however, we have made an exception. Therefore, if you would like to have this inside information before the final filing date when these candidates are intending to file for office, please contact us at 1-800-HEARSAY. Your cash payment must be paid to us before we release the list of names, addresses and offices to you.
NOTE: The list of names that we provide to you may not be a complete list as we cannot guarantee that our "source" (code name: Cobra 1) has been able to develop complete and perfect intelligence on this subject.
Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
www.HermannHearsay.blogspot.com
Clark,
ReplyDeleteI'll have my $100 for you when we meet for lunch later today.
Elmer
Thanks for the info., Clark! I won't breathe a word until the filing period closes.
ReplyDeleteJethro