Hermann Hearsay is pleased to announce that Lois Lame has been promoted to the position of Assistant Editor. We are a small news organization, and therefore Lois will retain all of her current duties.
Lois' new title is: Subscriber Services, Advertising, Lifestyles Reporting, Cool YouTube Music Videos, Daily Quotes, Jokes, Cool Photos and Assistant Editor. Lois now has a title longer than mine! But she deserves it! She has really worked hard, and she does a great job covering for me when I am off on R&R.
In order to fit her title on a business card, we have been forced to abbreviate as follows: SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor.
Please join us down at The Bank Bar on Schiller Street this Friday night to celebrate Lois' well-deserved promotion!
Will they let Fred in the Bank Bar? He promises to behave! Fred's wearing his premium hat and want's to set on Lois's lap. Snowman..
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