Post: 1,853
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Come gather 'round, my good friends;
Lemme tell y'all a true story.
Tis 'bout a pontificatin' man,
One who basks in imagined glory.
A self-ordained man o' the cloth,
A legend in his own mind.
A gun totin' man o' the clergy,
He's definitely one of a kind.
He's ornery and contrary;
Dealing with him is certainly no joy.
Intolerant and belligerent,
The Right Reverend Ralphie Boy.
On politics and county affairs,
The Right Reverend oft does opine.
Grizzled, grumpy, gruff and ill-tempered,
He snarls, barks, growls, snaps, and whines.
Other opinions and viewpoints,
The Right Reverend does not seek.
He projects confidence and strength,
Yet he's really insecure and weak.
He's ornery and contrary;
Dealing with him is certainly no joy.
Intolerant and belligerent,
The Right Reverend Ralphie Boy.
He makes many proclamations,
Ridiculing and judging others harshly.
Increasingly irrelevant,
Yet ol' Ralphie Boy blows loudly.
With nothing more productive to do,
He pokes fun and makes mindless jokes.
He plays with his computer,
Drinks cheap whiskey and takes a few tokes.
Yep, he's ornery and contrary;
Dealing with him is certainly no joy.
Intolerant and belligerent,
The Right Reverend Ralphie Boy.
He's gottin' old and paranoid;
Spooks n' goblins he sees all around.
He's afraid of his own shadow,
A huge one since he weighs 500 pounds.
His beard's gottin' gray n' burly,
His ass big, fat and wide.
He rants, spits and he rails,
More than most folks can abide.
Yep, he's ornery and contrary;
Dealing with him is certainly no joy.
Intolerant and belligerent,
The Right Reverend Ralphie Boy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Dealing with him is really no joy.
Irreverent and malevolent,
The Right Reverend Ralphie Boy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
The Right Reverend Ralphie Boy.
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So long, Ralphie Boy! You have been banned from commenting on Hermann Hearsay. LMAO!
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