NEW Hermann Hearsay "Subscriber Assistance Directory"

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

Date:  11/19/2010
Post:  1,123

Another local online "news" website (and by the way folks, it ain't our friends over at www.HermannMoNews.blogspot.com or www.HermannAdvertiserCourier.com)
is initiating a NEW subscriber service.  This "leading edge" local media company is offering a "Subscriber Cellphone Directory" to their PAID customers.

Not to be outdone, Hermann Hearsay is launching our own subscriber directory.  Our directory will be more comprehensive than our competitor's.  With your assistance and cooperation, we plan to launch our NEW "Subscriber Assistance Directory" (acronymn 'SAD').

In order to begin compiling our NEW "Subscriber Assistance Directory", we will need our FREE subscribers to provide the following information

1. Name (Last Name, First Name, Middle Initial)
2. Home Address
3. Social Security #
4. Home Telephone #
5. Work Telephone #
6. Cell Phone #
7. Bank Name and Address 
8. Checking Account #
9. Sexual Orientation
10. Preferred Adult Beverage
11. Political Party Affiliation
12. Names of Sex Partners During the Past 6 Months
13. Copy of Last Year's Income Tax Return

When it comes to subscriber services, we here at Hermann Hearsay are #1!  We have best subscriber services in Gasconade County, and NOW we are improving them once again by launching our NEW "Subscriber Assistance Directory"!

"SAD is going to make you HAPPY!"

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