Thursday, June 10, 2010

Plans forThree Day Weekend

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

I will be out of town for three days of R&R this weekend.  Don't worry though.  I'm putting Lois Lame in charge while I'm gone.  If she does real well (as I'm sure she will), we may pomote her to Assistant Editor.  We'll allow her to retain all of her current responsibilities and give her a meager pay increase.  Don't worry about this either.  We won't increase her pay so much that it will force us to raise our subscription rates.  Nope!  We are always looking out for your best interests!  Hermann Hearsay pledges to remain the low-cost publisher in the local news market!

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