Friday, June 25, 2010

Laugh Of The Day - Friday, 6/25/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Shouting to several prisoners ..... 

"Now here at the Rock we have two rules. Memorize them until you can say them in your sleep. Rule number one: obey all rules. Rule number two: no writing on the walls."  ~ Barney Fife played by Don Knotts

Performance Metrics:
Total # FREE Subscribers: 000,340
Total # Premium Subscribers: 000,028
Total # Ultra Premium Subscribers: 000,003
Total # Platinum Lifetime Subscribers: 000,003
Subscribers Currently Online: 000,080
New Visitors Currently Online: 000,031
Alexa U.S. Traffic Ranking: 311,902
Total # Subscriber Telethons, Raffles & Bake Sales: 000,000

Reciprocal Websites:
www.dschaefer.vemma.com/ (Ultra Premium Nutritional Drinks)
www.ngnn.com/ (Hermann, New Haven and Owensville NEWS)
www.rivertownrecipes.blogspot.com/ (Food & Drink Recipes)
www.vemmadrinker.blogspot.com/ (Premium Nutritional Drinks)

Non-Reciprocal Websites:
www.dorasspinningwheel.com/ (Embroidered Caps, Shirts, Etc.)
www.timeforpie.com/ (Pie, Rolls, Scones, Coffee, Lattes & More)

2 comments:

  1. Lois we're going to call the Sheriff's protest the Laugh of the Day and the Year! Are these guys Dumb, Stupid,or What? Jerry, Glen, Ron and Lisa, you all need serious help! The Auditors are in the building and your pitching a BITCH!! You can bet they're going to go through everything ten times over! I don't think this is going to help Jost's campaign... I wonder if Jerry and Ron would like a Larry Miskell sign for their trucks? Cletus

    ReplyDelete
  2. Lois I must tell you and Hermann Hearsay I'm Deeply Sorry.. I spoke to soon, the real Laugh Of The Year must go to HANK VONK! But first I must clear something up . I make real comments on this web site, I'm real and there are many others that comment on this web! I've lived in this county more years than I care to remember, not like Hank or Jeffypoo. This being said I don't like CNL and Hank blowing smoke up the Orfices of the citizens of this county! Hank likes to slam Dick Schaefer, but Hank doesn't go to meetings,or volunteer for anything,he just flaps his lips.Now let's get to his comment's on CNL about the last Commissoner's Meeting. Did CNL or Hank ask Mike,Larry,Dick or Matt anything? No Jeff just slips into another room with Jerry and Ron,now thats Poor Reporting. Why where there complaints about the Financial Audit,every business has them every year? Hank says use the Tire Venders the State uses.Gee Hank buying tires from Jost Tire or Central Tire puts money into the Community. Now about the tire casings I'm sorry again Lois, Hank doesn't know <> what's going on is Chuck at Central Tire is paying the County money for casings, and it's in the Thousands of Dollars. Gee Hank the other Vender didn't give us anything! Now Chuck knows these are worth money because he bought casings from many venders when he worked for Purcell and handled tire contacts for other counties. I guess Hank and Jeff didn't check this out. And now two old tire men are pissed because this makes them look bad! Strongarm Tactics.. we'll get to that later. Hauling tires to the county shed gets the EPA envolved,and that saves us money how? Now it's Shame on you!! Why is Mike asking about Lowenbaum? A good Reporter might ask him...This is my opinion and only mine, At no time was the County Sued, so why hire Lowenbaumm, this case was printed in every Newspaper and on Hermannmuenster READ IT!!!! Every time this was pointed out to Luckyrider or Hank he would hide. Now let's get to the group photo of Mike,Dick and Larry Miskell,you will see more years of business experience than you'll ever see selling spark plugs and pony rides or chasing ambulances!! One thing your right about we're all looking hard at Miskell and we like what we see, a man that served his Country, a fiscal conservative, someone that knows how to take charge, need I go on? Thank's Jeff please put more photos of our next Presiding Commisioner on CNL! Cletus P.S. I would like to make a quote for the day, YOU JUST CAN'T FIX STUPID!!

    ReplyDelete