HEAT ALERT! Charlie Farquaharson Issues Warning!

Published by Charlie Farquharson, Weekend Weather Reporter

Folks, I was down at the Peoples Savings Bank in Hermann at 1:15 p.m.  (Yep, you guessed it!  I was over-drawn again!)  Well, at that time, the thermometer had already hit 96° F.  The humididity is stiflin'!  Like bein' in a steam bath out in the middle of the Arizona desert!  It's so hot today I swear you could fry an egg on the hood of your car or pickup truck!

I'm putting out this emergency HEAT ALERT to warn all you senior citizens to stay inside.  If you're worried about your utility bill, DON'T you fret none!  It costs a whole lot more to expire from a heat stroke than it does to run your air conditioner!  Pre-arrangement services down at Toedtmann & Grosse Funeral Home can run you anywhere from $10,000 to $20,000 dependin' on how many flowers you want!  So keep that thermostat set at a nice cool 72° F and enjoy the A/C!

For Hermann Hearsay, this is Charlie Farquharson signin' off and wishin' you a mighty fine Tuesday!

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