Friday, May 14, 2010

Joke Of The Day - Friday, 5/14/2010

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"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."  ~ George Burns

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2 comments:

  1. I'm at the stage where I pull my zipper up half-way. I suppose I lose my concentration and forget what I'm doing when I get half-way up.

    Quincy McGoo

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  2. Beula BowelmovementMay 14, 2010 at 3:46 PM

    I loved George Burns! Wish he was still here to make us laugh!

    Beula Bowelmovement

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