This story appeared in 'Berger Baloney With Mayo' at http://www.bergerbaloneywithmayo.blogspot.com/. It was written by my boss Clark Kant, CEO of TTTNN and Editor of 'Berger Baloney With Mayo'. Clark has had a colorful past!
Job Hunt by Clark Kant
My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.
Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it... couldn't cut the mustard.
My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.
Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.
I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.
So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind.
SO, I TRIED Retirement AND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE Job!!!!!!!
So what job are you perfect for?
Jimmy Oldsun
NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor
www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com
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Still tryin' to find it, Jimmy!
ReplyDeleteBarry Schmelly
I'm a good Sanitation Engineer, Jimmy.
ReplyDeleteEd Norton
I'm a good bus driver.
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